Are you sick of super difficult slaughtermaps kicking your ass? Do you find yourself boiling with anger every time a Cyberdemon rocket hits you right in your beautiful face? Do you wish Doom had a better and more reliable superweapon than the BFG-9000? Fret not, for I, MFG38, have come up with the (almost) perfect solution to your very problem! Introducing...
THE F*CK IT BUTTON!
The F*ck It Button is a small weapon mod for GZDoom (version 4.5+) that replaces the BFG with a new superweapon that lends the mod its name. Load up any map that has a BFG somewhere in it and witness its total non-existence. Poof. Gone. What you get instead is a big-ass red button that totally isn't a rescaled image of a toy button you can buy on Amazon or some shit - seriously, I swear it isn't - and that gets rid of your opposition far more reliably than that crappy BFG ever did. Pfft, Big Fucking Gun? More like... Barely Functional... Granola.
Granola...? Eh. Anyway.
Upon pressing the F*ck It Button, it produces a rapid series of 12 explosions that instakill everything within a 5,000mu radius.* Yes, you heard that right - five thousand map units! What does that translate to in real life distance...? Something like 120 meters? 400 feet? Okay, that's... actually a lot less than I thought. But at any rate, the F*ck It Button does in fact instakill any enemy in Doom! As long as it has less than 10,000 health.
Alleviate your slaughtermap pains with the F*ck It Button today! Head on over to https://mfg38.github.io/files/doom_wads ... Button.zip and download it for free today! But be quick, for this epic offer is available only for the next 24 hours! Once again, that's https://mfg38.github.io/files/doom_wads ... Button.zip - grab your own F*ck It Button for free today!**
*Each explosion will only work on a single Cyberdemon and/or Spider Mastermind at a time. The F*ck It Button has a small chance to stop working against some Cyberdemons and/or Spider Masterminds altogether under undefined circumstances.
**Normal retail price $999,999,999.99. Terms and conditions apply. Contact your ISP for details.
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Big mood.