ZDooM jokes!

Macil · Post by **Macil** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 5:27 pm

This topic is for posting jokes about ZDooM, any of the supported games, or jokes changed to fit the above.

PLEASE put the punch line in [spoiler][/spoiler] tags!

And i'll start it off with one joke that i'm starting to wonder if it really is funny.

Two noobs walk into a bar and

Spoiler:
HotWax says, "That's gotta hurt!"

I hope someone got that joke...

BouncyTEM · Post by **BouncyTEM** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 5:46 pm

OOO THAT HAS TO HURT! i get it.

Spoiler: what the joke means for those who doesn't understand. WARNING, REAL SPOILER.
it's not a bar as in a building, a bar as in a METAL bar or something like that.

Macil · Post by **Macil** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 5:56 pm

Oh, i should have put a seperate spoiler to say the funny part for those who didn't understand....

From now on, if the joke has even the slightest chance of not being understood, put another spoiler telling why it was funny.

Wasted Youth · Post by **Wasted Youth** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 6:11 pm

Spoiler: What do you do when you play a monster abusive map?

Giest118 · Post by **Giest118** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 6:15 pm

Lollerskates.

Post by **Kirby** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 6:17 pm

ROFL that is soo great!

What do you call a cacodemon with bad music taste?

Spoiler:
A cacophony! yes, i know its corny, but still...

cccp_leha · Post by **cccp_leha** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 6:19 pm

What kind of speech impedement do imps have?

Spoiler:
Imp-say!

Hahaha...

Bashe · Post by **Bashe** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 7:07 pm

Wasted Youth wrote:
Spoiler: What do you do when you play a monster abusive map?

I don't get it...

What do you get when you cross Zdoom with Vavoom?

Spoiler:
Shit!

Stupid, I know.

Post by **MasterOFDeath** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 7:53 pm

Anything crossed with vavoom is shit!

Spoiler: What do you get when you cross Legacy with VaVoom?
Enjoy your last moments with your dying friend -

Curunir · Post by **Curunir** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 11:44 pm

What did the Revenant say to the Marine?

Spoiler:
Oh, buddy, you're cracking me up! HLAUGHLAUGHLAUGHLAUGH

leileilol · Post by **leileilol** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 4:31 am

What did the Zdoom player say when Zdoom crashed?

Spoiler:
Die!

cyber-menace · Post by **cyber-menace** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 5:24 am

WEAK! C'mon guys only the first joke was any good... after Bouncy explained it. The rest were corny or not funny at all. Now try harder!

Darkon · Post by **Darkon** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 6:51 am

Why did the doomguy cross the road?

Spoiler:
To get away from the cyberdemon firing rockets up his ass

bleh ok ok, it sucks :-p but i dont see anyone else coming up with anything

Curunir · Post by **Curunir** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 7:10 am

Agent ME wrote:From now on, if the joke has even the slightest chance of not being understood, put another spoiler telling why it was funny.

More like "if the joke has even the slightest chance of not being understood, slaughter the humour in it with a battle axe"

Post by **Enjay** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 7:23 am

Agent ME wrote:Oh, i should have put a seperate spoiler to say the funny part for those who didn't understand....

You mean there has been a funny part in some of these?