The Still New What Did You Last Do Thread

[Marisa the Magician]

I just bought a new mouse and sweet lord this thing has the greatest precision ever. Oh Logitech, why do you make these great things?

[Ricochet]

In other news, I just finished Sleeping Dogs. Great game! I think that means I have to write a review, though.

Please do, I'm afraid to buy it because I am as suspicious about that game as I am with ALL modern games these days -.-

[Zombieguy]

I decided to edit lizardcommando's Lizard Squad to make it more fun, and interesting. I just finished adding an MP5. I created a RandomSpawner which either spawns the Handcannon, or the MP5. I most likely won't release my custom version.

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[leileilol]

I just bought a new mouse and sweet lord this thing has the greatest precision ever. Oh Logitech, why do you make these great things?

Watch it wear out after even a few months of careful use.

[DoomRater]

I watched THIS THING. http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/601523

[FuzzballFox]

So me and my friend in London are planning another visit again!
If anyone plays Little Big Planet (2) and has played any levels by NemesisNinja, ya that's him :3

[zrrion the insect]

I've decided to start a blog, The Internet Made Me Do It. I have no idea what I'll do with it. I'll probably just use it as a site for my art and Doom stuff. Who knows.

[Jeimuzu73]

I did some target practice with my airsoft gun. Here's what it looks like:

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[Zombieguy]

My PC started going horribly slow in games. Me and my little brother had to play some gears of war while I was running scans, etc on my computer. And so, it turns out that if I'm correct I just had to defrag my hard drive. Everything seems to be fine now. I don't know why it suddenly slowed down like it did. I'll do a system restore later to make sure I get rid of the whole freaking thing.

[Ricochet]

My PC started going horribly slow in games. Me and my little brother had to play some gears of war while I was running scans, etc on my computer. And so, it turns out that if I'm correct I just had to defrag my hard drive. Everything seems to be fine now. I don't know why it suddenly slowed down like it did. I'll do a system restore later to make sure I get rid of the whole freaking thing.

... you sure it's not ghosts? Or aliens?

[Nash]

My last Skyrim session lasted 404 minutes.

I think I'm going to puke.

[Remmirath]

Playing through DMC4 again, and watching creepy videos on YT because I can. :V

[Zombieguy]

My PC started going horribly slow in games. Me and my little brother had to play some gears of war while I was running scans, etc on my computer. And so, it turns out that if I'm correct I just had to defrag my hard drive. Everything seems to be fine now. I don't know why it suddenly slowed down like it did. I'll do a system restore later to make sure I get rid of the whole freaking thing.

... you sure it's not ghosts? Or aliens?

Pretty sure. But it suddenly started going slow again just now.... And it sucks.... I'm gonna have to do a system restore to see if that works. Wish me luck.

[NeuralStunner]

My last Skyrim session lasted 404 minutes.

I think I'm going to puke.

NOBODY BESTS AN ORC! *Stabbed*

Haven't played that in quite a while... Kind of need to update, too. (Not exactly looking forward to the archery kill cinematics, honestly. But eh.)

[Zippy]

Story time!!

The right channel on my headset suddenly cut out and wouldn't come back. One channel of sound is just no good nowadays, stereo minimum being so ubiquitous. Fortunately the headset was still covered under warranty, so all I had to do was go to the store and get it replaced for free. That I did, my friends, that I did.

However, the plastic these new, modern headsets come in are monsters. It turns out headsets now come packaged in time capsules. You're supposed to plant them in the earth and wait for time to slowly eat away at the outer shell over a millennia so you can access your product. This was time which was not available to me, as I have not yet achieved the blessed eternal life which is my birthright. So, seeing little choice, I would have to force the package open.

Initial attempts to pierce the barrier failed and broke my scissors... so, that's nice. I upgraded to a powerful steak carving knife. Not the wisest move perhaps, but it felt justified in my fury. I had hoped that what was presumably designed to pierce the hide of buffalo might be able to make headway into this plastic monstrosity. While early signs were promising, it was not to be. After nearly losing several fingers, the knife could indeed penetrate the package, it could not open it. No amount of leveraged bending or slicing of the edges was helping.

I had but one choice.

Using the small hole created, with the knife as leverage, I wedged my fingers in, my two hands back-to-back. Drawing the knife out carefully first (with my mouth, hands being indisposed and all), I began to utilize all my available strength to break the immortal seal. Human strength would not be enough, though. With cries of pain and blood flowing from my brow, I called upon any available deities to assist.

At last, after great effort, the packaging cracked like a diamond egg. The cheap, $30 headset was freed from its eternal prison. Of course, I need to pick up new scissors now... and my rabbit won't come near me since he witnessed my demonic transformation while gaining the might to break the seal. So this whole experience cost me a lot.

... My God, what if the new scissors come in a package?!