[WIP][NSFW?] Attack of the Anatomically Correct Charmanders!

[daimon]

Oh yeah, earth been attacked from badass pokèmon...

[Sonnyboy]

Question--

Why do your charmanders have dicks?

[Demolisher]

Question--

Why do your charmanders have dicks?

Attack of the Anatomically Correct Charmanders

[Davidos]

I thought this day 'd never come.


Now if only we could get execute animations on the pokemon gang.


BLAM.


Christ even if I work in a lab I encounter people DAILY talking about pokemon...

[Kilkakon]

I think that the award goes to TDA for being the first to go "it's a joke." Well done for the rest of you as well though.

As for how the wad itself is intended to turn out... does anybody here remember MassMouth 2? Think something like that, although with fairer balance. MassMouth 2 is all high health enemies, low damage weapons, whereas this has more decent firepower (still a challenge though as the enemies can still dish pain out). Still, a fire extinguisher drops 'em quick.

Now if only we could get execute animations on the pokemon gang.

Sorry to disappoint but the trainers aren't in this game. Maybe they were all killed already by the time the first mission starts? Who knows.

[Xaser]

Well, I think this is funny, at any rate.

You may want to flag the screenshot section as NSFW just for the sake of those hapless youngsters (and the more sensitive of us), but don't let anyone make you stop working on it. We need more sophisticated nonseriousness in the Doom realm.

[Kilkakon]

You may want to flag the screenshot section as NSFW just for the sake of those hapless youngsters (and the more sensitive of us), but don't let anyone make you stop working on it. We need more sophisticated nonseriousness in the Doom realm.

A good idea. I didn't worry at this stage as really most people didn't notice from my experience (and really, anybody who plays Doom should be 15+ but we all know that need not be the case) but I would have done so for the models as they are clearer. Anyway I'll do it now.

EDIT: A moderator must have renamed the title for me. It makes it sound a lot worse that it is. It's not a problem though.

[Kilkakon]

I downloaded Blender today as I thought that you people would like to see some of the charmander models. Here's a comparison between the Limbo Soldier sprite and the model that will replace it:

Of course, without an animator the models can't go ingame, but they do look nice.

[Kilkakon]

I thought that I would share what I've managed to get working over the last two days. GSA Defence seems to be possible and it should be great when I get it done. Here's the world map of the game. Currently, I've managed to get the resources working. Terrorities that you control give you funding, which is either left as money or converted to research at a ratio that's customisable.

[Captain Proof]

WTF...You ARE kidding right?Have you been drinking from lead containers?!

[Enjay]

Surely they are only anatomically correct if they are meant to have knobs. I mean, if a charmander isn't supposed to have one, grafting one on makes them anatomically incorrect.

I have no idea how pokemon reproduce but charmanders look reptilian.

Most reptiles reproduce sexually, though some are capable of asexual reproduction. All reproductive activity occurs through the cloaca, the single exit/entrance at the base of the tail where waste is also eliminated. Most reptiles have copulatory organs, which are usually retracted or inverted and stored inside the body. In turtles and crocodilians, the male has a single median penis, while squamates, including snakes and lizards, possess a pair of hemipenes. Tuataras, however, lack copulatory organs, and so the male and female simply press their cloacas together as the male excretes sperm.

[Kilkakon]

And the prize goes to Enjay for being the first to call me out on that! Talk about cluely forum members. I did once consider changing the title, but I thought that having "incorrect" would be ambigious. The females are pretty close to being correct though; the males are really the only thing that I went for the comedic choice. Fortunately most people either didn't notice or don't mind.

WTF...You ARE kidding right?Have you been drinking from lead containers?!

Are you referring to the whole idea or just the last post? At any rate the project has been devised completely without mind-addling substances. I was like "It must be good and it must be crazy. Something that will make people go 'wtf is this let's play it' and then keep them playing two hours later!".

[DavidB1000]

To be honest, this looks hilarious. So, I might play it. Although, I prefer if Doom stayed Doom like, and not full of resource generation...
Construct additional pylons...

[Kilkakon]

Oh don't worry there; the world map you see above is for an experimental game mode (probably) for multiplayer only, similar to XCOM but in real time. It looks like it'll come together well . The single player mode is a normal campaign that's the FPS action that you enjoy and is still the primary focus of the mod.

[Snarboo]

I was actually going to make the same argument that Enjay did, but I didn't feel it worth making. The fact that Pokemon is a fictional game world where the rules of anatomy might be different was the other reason. :p I seem to remember that the games allow any two Pokemon to breed for example.