It only gets worse - A wills jokewad

Phobus · Post by **Phobus** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 4:03 pm

Well, I'm enjoying it so far, but the mountain is killing my eyes something awful. I've found a lot of impse, but none of the secret levels yet... not sure when they're meant to be.

Wills · Post by **Wills** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 4:05 pm

MAP04 - Just run and jump up onto the part that didn't lower. Interestingly enough, I forgot to have a line execute the "see impse" script.

MAP05 - One of the walls in the west 'cell' has the METAL5 texture; it's hard to see because it's dark. Behind it is a switch that reveals the impse in the south 'cell'.

MAP06 - In the back of the room with the imps in the tanks, the computer terminal on the left has a texture error. Look behind it and hit the switch to reveal the impse in the techy room with all the chaingunners.

Post by **Da Spadger** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 7:42 pm

The kwik-e-mart level was hilarious.

JL_Harkster · Post by **JL_Harkster** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 12:10 am

This was extremely ridiculous and silly. I enjoyed it. (First joke wad I've played, by the way.)

My favorite part was the huge explosion after saying "We have to be nice and quiet". Second favorite had to be the King.

Post by **Nash** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 2:23 am

The crushing ceiling at the end of the temple map made my computer cry.

Cutmanmike · Post by **Cutmanmike** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 2:53 am

Yeah seriously wills wtf was that about. GZDoom froze up and I had to force my pc to reset.

I'm assuming there's too many guts being splatted around or something.

Matt · Post by **Matt** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 3:16 am

I think the crushing ceiling after the archvile took about ten minutes for me, maybe a bit more.

I'm completely stumped on map07.

EDIT: Nevermind map07. D:

Say, what's the music for map01?

Phobus · Post by **Phobus** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 4:50 am

I liked the use of Banjo Kazooie music (and possibly the second game too) amongst the other music choices. Very fitting, I felt. Lola in the bathroom level was hilarious too.

Finished playing it now. Couldn't be bothered to go through all the levels again to find the secret switch, so I just noclipped to the end after playing all the secret levels.

Post by **Enjay** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 5:52 am

Cutmanmike wrote:Yeah seriously wills wtf was that about. GZDoom froze up and I had to force my pc to reset.

I'm assuming there's too many guts being splatted around or something.

If you do a "kill monsters" on a level with lots of waggling floors, the frame rate drops waaaaay down. I assume it's because there are lots of gut objects lying on the floors and a calculation has to be done for each one... or something.

Cutmanmike · Post by **Cutmanmike** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 6:08 am

Did that level have any waggling floors? I'm taking about the prison level.

Btw who had falling damage on?

Bashe · Post by **Bashe** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 6:30 am

Oh, look at this, a wad I'd like to play and my computer is destroyed.

Wills · Post by **Wills** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 9:43 am

Map01 - Listed as "johnny" in my midi folder. I'm pretty sure it's a Weird Al song but I could be wrong.

Sorry about the slowdown with the guts thing. You can just skip to the next level, you end up dying anyway. I guess I have to retune LUDICROUS GIBS Technology.

Post by **Nash** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 10:56 am

Fortunately for me it froze for only about a minute at the end of the level with the crushing ceiling. I was really about ready to hit reset when the intermission screen came up.

Cutmanmike · Post by **Cutmanmike** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 11:20 am

That song is called "Who's Johnny". I only know cause it's on short circuit , my favourite film

Post by **KeksDose** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 11:22 am

Nash wrote:Fortunately for me it froze for only about a minute at the end of the level with the crushing ceiling. I was really about ready to hit reset when the intermission screen came up.

Heh, that did happen to me too, but I just hit the "Console" \ "Menu" key over and over again, sometimes you're lucky and hit a spot where the next tic begins