General discussion on TSoZD.

[Demolisher]

*Alarms sound* "Sir, the seal is breached! Matter is leaking into the black hole chamber! What do we do?"

[HotWax]

*Alarms sound* "Sir, the seal is breached! Matter is leaking into the black hole chamber! What do we do?"

Kiss your ass goodbye?

[Slasher]

All this stuff about black holes is part of The Shores of ZDoom? Because that's what I thought this thread was about...

[esselfortium]

Yes.

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no

[HotWax]

All this stuff about black holes is part of The Shores of ZDoom? Because that's what I thought this thread was about...

Well, duh. What do you think that dark room at the end of E1M8 was that "killed" the player before transporting him to Deimos? Clearly it was the black hole created by the LHC in October of 2008 finally reaching Phobos and sucking him in.

[Slasher]

All this stuff about black holes is part of The Shores of ZDoom? Because that's what I thought this thread was about...

Well, duh. What do you think that dark room at the end of E1M8 was that "killed" the player before transporting him to Deimos? Clearly it was the black hole created by the LHC in October of 2008 finally reaching Phobos and sucking him in.

Lol

[Gez]

Well, duh. What do you think that dark room at the end of E1M8 was that "killed" the player before transporting him to Deimos? Clearly it was the black hole created by the LHC in October of 2008 finally reaching Phobos and sucking him in.

Of course. That's why the experiment is safe: if a black hole is created, it'll be teleported straight to Hell thanks to a secret slipgate device they haven't told us about. That's why the demons are so angry against us. When the UAC then opens up the anomalies in Phobos and Deimos, the hellspawn took this opportunity to get rid of the pesky thing by sending it to Phobos -- they first tried to send it to Deimos, but the black hole pulled the satellite into Hell before they could finish the transfer, so they had to retry again with Phobos.

After that, they decided to invade in order to compensate for all the real estate they had lost to the black hole. It all makes sense now, and it shows that the demons aren't evil, just misunderstood.

[Demolisher]

Well, duh. What do you think that dark room at the end of E1M8 was that "killed" the player before transporting him to Deimos? Clearly it was the black hole created by the LHC in October of 2008 finally reaching Phobos and sucking him in.

Of course. That's why the experiment is safe: if a black hole is created, it'll be teleported straight to Hell thanks to a secret slipgate device they haven't told us about. That's why the demons are so angry against us. When the UAC then opens up the anomalies in Phobos and Deimos, the hellspawn took this opportunity to get rid of the pesky thing by sending it to Phobos -- they first tried to send it to Deimos, but the black hole pulled the satellite into Hell before they could finish the transfer, so they had to retry again with Phobos.

After that, they decided to invade in order to compensate for all the real estate they had lost to the black hole. It all makes sense now, and it shows that the demons aren't evil, just misunderstood.

You hit the nail on the head, sir.

[Nomekop]

Lets get back to topic.

Now I wonder what the percentage of completion is.

[Remmirath]

To quote esselfortium:

Approximately negative 12 and part of a banana chip.

[Ghastly]

Approximately negative 12 and part of a banana chip.

Bad numeric constant: "part of a banana chip"

[esselfortium]

Approximately negative 12 and part of a banana chip.

Bad numeric constant: "part of a banana chip"

TSoZD's completion is measured by the intensity of its banana flavor.

[Vader]

Heh.

But seriously, it's a bit early to give a percentage on completion...

[Gez]

I'd guess somewhere around 4.75i%.

[HotWax]

I bet it'll still be out before DNF.