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Ichor wrote:I remember this old thread, which had quite a few ideas.

Spoiler: Some need a little bit of rewriting...

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Gez wrote:"%o was ripped into tiny bits by %k's powered-up Dragon Claw."
"%k's powered-up Hellstaff rained death and destruction on %o."

Ichor wrote:"%o was poked to death by %k." (staff)
"%k will put %o's life points to good use." (gauntlets + tome)
"%k rained on %o's picnic." (hellstaff + tome)
"%k can now read %o's mind because it's smeared all over the place. (firemace + tome)
"%o was humiliated by %k." (chicken)

ben2k9 wrote:%k zapped %o with his arc of death. (arc of death)
%k left a nice little present for %o. (flechette)

wildweasel wrote:"%o has had an...accident, thanks to %k" (punch dagger)
"%o is missing his face thanks to %k's missile" (missile, direct hit)
"%o was blown to smithereens by %k's bouncing orbs of doom" (grenade launcher)

wildweasel wrote:On that note, I wonder why the current monster obituaries use the "internal" names for the monsters (clink) instead of the names in the manual (sabreclaw).

OB_CLINK = "%o was slashed by a sabreclaw.";

Spoiler: Some ideas

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// Heretic weapons -----------------------

OB_STAFF = "%o was beaten to death by %k.";
OB_STAFFPWR = "%o was rammed by %k's energy-powered stick.";

OB_GAUNTLETS = "%o was shocked by %k's gauntlets.";
OB_GAUNTLETSPWR = "%o had his life drained by %k's powered gauntlets.";

OB_GOLDWAND = "%o was tickled by %k's golden wand.";
OB_GOLDWANDPWR = "%o was tickled by %k's powered golden wand.";

OB_CROSSBOW = "%o was pierced by %k's ethereal arrows.";
OB_CROSSBOWPWR = "%o was pierced by %k's powered ethereal arrows.";

OB_BLASTER = "%o got blasted by %k's dragonclaw."// Dragonclaw;
OB_BLASTERPWR = "%o was bombarded by %k's dragonclaw.";

OB_HELLSTAFF = "%o was engulfed in hell plasma by %k.";
OB_HELLSTAFFPWR = "%o was caught by %k's rain of doom.";

OB_PHOENIXROD = "%o was blasted by %k's phoenix rod.";
OB_PHOENIXRODPWR = "%o got torched by %k's powered phoenix rod.";
OB_PHOENIXRODSUICIDE = "%o embraced his own phoenix.";

OB_MACE = "%o was bombarded by %k's firemace.";
OB_MACEPWR = "%o was crushed by %k's huge firemace ball.";

// Hexen weapons -------------------------

// Fighter

OB_MWEAPFIST = "%o was smashed by %k's huge gauntlets.";

OB_MWEAPAXE = "%o was diced by %k's axe."

OB_MWEAPHAMMER = "%o was destroyed by %k's hammer of retribution.";
OB_MWEAPHAMMERALT = "%o was mauled by %k's hammer of retribution.";

OB_QUIETUS = "%o was silenced by %k's quietus.";

// Cleric

OB_CLERICMACE = "o% was punished by %k's mace of contrition.";

OB_SERPENTSTAFF = "%o was poisoned by %k's serpent staff.";
OB_SERPENTSTAFFALT = "%o was sucked dry by %k's serpent staff.";

OB_CLERICFIRE = "%o was fried by %k's fire storm.";

OB_WRAITHVERGE = "%o was torn apart by %k's wraiths.";

// Mage

OB_MAGEWAND = "%o was sniped by %k.";

OB_FREEZESHARDS = "%o was caught by %k's frost shards.";
OB_FREEZETOUCH = "%o was frozen by %k.";

OB_ARCOFDEATH = "%o was electrified by %k's arc of death.";

OB_BLOODSCOURGE = "%o couldn't escape from %k's bloodscourge.";

// Strife weapons -------------------------

OB_PUNCHDAGGER = "%o was swiftly stabbed by %k.";

OB_STRIFECROSSBOW1 = "%o was shocked by %k's energy bolts.";
OB_STRIFECROSSBOW2 = "%o was sniped by %k and his poison bolts.";

OB_ASSAULTGUN = "%o got stuffed with lead by %k.";

OB_MINIMISSLE = "%o was caught by %k's minimissiles.";
OB_MINIMISSLESPLASH = "%o almost dodged %k's minimissiles.";
OB_MINIMISSLESUICIDE = "%o got careless with %h explosives.";

OB_NORMALGRENADE = "%o was destroyed by %k's grenades.";
OB_FIREGRENADE = "%o was incinerated by %k's phosphorous grenades.";
OB_MINIMISSLESUICIDE = "%o got careless with %h explosives.";

OB_FLAMETHROWER = "%o was incinerated by %k's flamethrower.";

OB_MAULER = "%o was disintegrated by %k's mauler.";
OB_MAULERDRAIN = "%o went too far with %h mauler.";
OB_MAULERDRAIN2 = "%o got killed by %h own mauler.";

OB_SIGIL = "%o fell before %k's sigil.";
OB_SIGILDRAIN = "%o succumbed to the sigil.";