ZDoom

And Now for Something Completely Different

DOOM Slayer got a new job! After killing Demons for Ages he's done with it.
Grab some sausages and newspapers and start delivering!
Warning: Dogs!

Description
You are The Postman. Your mission: deliver the latest newspaper to every single demon in Hell. Sounds easy? Think again.
UAC has been developing aggressive new "meat hounds" to wipe out the demon infestation — but something went wrong. The dogs broke free, and now they see you as the enemy.
You’re unarmed… except for your trusty newspaper and a pocket full of wurst.

Gameplay Mechanics:
Deliver one newspaper to every demon in the level to win.
Use your newspaper to temporarily scare off meat hounds.
Throw sausages to tame the hounds — they'll follow and protect you!
No guns, no explosions — just pure, absurd postal survival.

Objectives:
Survive the chaos.
Deliver newspapers to all enemies.
Avoid getting eaten alive.

A hilarious, non-violent twist on Doom with arcade puzzle elements and pet-friendly strategy!

Here's the HUD:

Raise your wurst and yell!
(Alice Cooper)

---POSTMAN SPECIALS---
-Can Double Jump
-Has more Health
-Needs no keys - all Doors are already unlocked!
--Left Hand: NEWSPAPER--
1: Open Doors remotely
Throw a newspaper towards the door and it will open automatically!
2: Frighten Dogs
if you are cornered or a dog gets too close: Throw a newspaper at the dog!
--Right Hand: WURST (sausage)--
-Feed a Wurst to Dogs and they will become friendly and fight for you!
-Collect cans for more sausages!
---TIPS---
-Feed Wurst to Dogs and they will become friendly and fight for you!
-Dont hit a friendly Dog with a Newspaper - they will attack you again!
-Use Windows to your advantage. Dont break them if you want to escape from the dogs, break the windows to flee from the Dogs.
-The dogs can jump down very far, but not back again. Your advantage: Trap them in outdoor areas.
-Open doors from a safe distance so the Dogs wont eat you!
-Watch the internal UAC training video.

A good wurst is hard to find (Feargal Sharkey)

Features
-New Weapons: Newspaper and Wurst! (MD3 Models)
-New Items: Can, Postbox, Sausage (MD3 Models)
-New Enemy: The Dog.
-This Mod adds Windows to your Map (breakable Glass)
-No more Keycards! All doors are unlocked

UAC internal training video: (Do not copy or redistribute)




ProGamer Tip: Break the windows and get out:

All for wurst (Bryan Adams)

Delivering in E1M1

Smells like Teen Wurst (Nirvana)

Beating E1M2


Guides:

Spoiler:

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E1M1: Pretty easy
E1M2: Run to the Secret or to the Imp forward and left up. Take care when opening doors (or use newspaper to open). Dont forget the secrets!
E1M3: hard, but: Use the newspaper to open the secret tunnel in front of you and RUN!
E1M4: Easy. Run out and jump up somewhere.
E1M5: Hard: Try to get out straight ahead
E1M6: Easy
E1M7: Run to the yellow keycard.

DOOM 2:
Map01: Easy. Spam Wurst and run outside (break glass). Let the dogs work for you.
Map02: Easy

Credits in the PK3! To name a few:
-It looks like 1 of DEONs Mutant Monsters escaped and came to me. I know why: Because my WURST smelled so good!
-Double Jump lib from Agent ME, Monster Scouter by Spaceman333

Download:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1V5Ml0q ... sp=sharing

Only the early dog gets the wurst.

V101 out with tons of fixes and cosmetic changes

V110:
+Peasant are gone and the real Demons are back in town!
+more models
+Fixed tons of issues
+more "Wurst Wisdom" and "Greatest Wurst Hits"
+nice Sky
+added Options
+...

Enjoy!

A wurst a day keeps the dog away

V120 Uploaded.
Bells, whistles, fixes & more silly stuff.

wurst over gold
(Dire Straits)

I didn't expect to see this! Awesome .

Tnx. There is a mailbox everywhere... even in hell.


Seems like 1 of your Mutant Monsters escaped. I can tell you why it came to me: Cos I got the best WURST!

Let there be WURST!
(ACDC)

Maybe the dogs should freeze when the exit level message shows up, I just died hearing the song.
I also had problems with the hud scaling but the mod it's pretty fun!

Yokoreta wrote: ↑Sun Oct 23, 2022 10:44 pm Maybe the dogs should freeze when the exit level message shows up, I just died hearing the song.
I also had problems with the hud scaling but the mod it's pretty fun!

Haha OK. So that was pretty close at the end? xD What happened? OOW (out-of-wurst)?
I somehow knew that would happen The status screen is an evil hack and if I freeze the game totally the game is frozen. That sounds silly, but It means if the game is frozen you cant get pass the stats screen.
I think I could just kill all the dogs if you pull the trigger or exit the level.
Screen Res: yeah, this mod might conflict with some HiRes Texture packs ? Hm, I will look deeper into it.

Tnx 4 testing it!

This is the wurst, my only friend
(The doors)

Yokoreta wrote: ↑Sun Oct 23, 2022 10:44 pm Maybe the dogs should freeze when the exit level message shows up, I just died hearing the song.

Fixed it (hopefully) with V 129:
No Dogs were harmed, they are simply removed.

Home is where the wurst is.

Update V. 1.33:
-more cosmetic fixes
-hires dogs: upscaled with GP AI
+added a nice Radar, so its easier to find that LAST client who needs to be served...

May the wurst be with you!
(Yoda)

Update: Version 150: Dont expect something serious....

I'll be back with a wurst.
(Terminator 1984)

Update 159:
Some glasses were not breaking
Scouter show less unimportant stuff

I Still Havent Found Wurst Im Looking For
(U2)