The "mission generator"

[Tormentor667]

I know there was a mission generator text-based somewhere around that combined various text snippets in a mission plot, does anyone still have the link?

[leileilol]

yeah if you want to find lost uac machine and destroy ridiculous amount of computer behind a lot power generator

[Tormentor667]

Thanks leilelol

[Jaxxoon R]

Build a vast city map.
The player has to destroy a few crates and
destroy a few crates

Quality, I can feel myself becoming more wizened by the seconds

[Ixnatifual]

Build a vast hellish temple map.
The player has to find a demon gateway which is hidden behind a lot demon gateway and
kill three Zombiemen which guard a rocket launcher

[agaures]

Running out of ideas eh torm?

[Shadelight]

Community project idea?

[Tormentor667]

Running out of ideas eh torm?

Funny thing is: As dumb as the generator is, it sometimes helps filling the gap that I have in a mappers block

[BFG]

I remember that thing, it would always end in "You need to destroy a computer guarded by Demons" always...

[Gez]

I just love when you get some anticlimactic goal, like

kill three Zombiemen which guard a rocket launcher

[comet1337]

"the player has to kill the icon sin which guards-" no, stop. the only thing the IoS could be guarding is the next map

[Ethril]

PROTIP: You can set it to generate up to 10 at a time (up from the default of 2), which gives a greater chance of ending up with amusing redundancies:

Build a out of power cavern map.
The player has to destroy a few big computer,
find a lost UAC machine which is hidden behind two big computer,
destroy a few big computer,
kill two Hellknights,
kill a lot Revenants,
find some keycard,
kill a few Arachnotrons,
destroy ridiculous numbers of crates,
destroy a lot big computer and
find a lost UAC machine which is hidden behind some demon gateway

I MUST KILL BIG COMPUTER
no john you are big computer

edit:Wait wait no i found one that's even better

Build a tiny out of power hellish spaceport map.
The player has to find a rocket launcher,
kill a lot Mancubi,
kill a few Icon of Sin,
find a demon gateway,
find a spaceport which is hidden behind two crates,
find a rocket launcher which is hidden behind ridiculous numbers of demon gateway,
find a rocket launcher,
find a rocket launcher,
find a rocket launcher and
destroy two crates

Okay, let's take a moment to look at this, ignoring the fact that you apparently need to kill more than one Icon of Sin...

find a spaceport which is hidden behind two crates,
...
destroy two crates

those must be some big fucking crates. no wonder you need that many rocket launchers.

edit again: this is the greatest mission objective ever witnessed by the eyes of man

The player has to kill a lot Mancubi which guard a crates,

editttt: oh my god you can set it to 0 objectives

Build a tiny demon invaded hellish hell map.
The player has to

THE PLAYER HAS TO

[zrrion the insect]

Here's another generator thing that I have never used ever no sir: http://www.digital-eel.com/blog/qlng.htm
EDIT: and another: http://videogamena.me/

[NantoCodd]

From video game name generator :
Celebrity Caveman from Hell
Major Banjo - Ther Revenge
and best one
Cthulhu's Big Game Offensive
and real one
Wacky Shotgun Brawl