ZDoom

• 8 Playable Characters - Sanya isn't alone this time. Each character class has their own unique playstyle, pros/cons and voice acting. Find which one fits you best today!
• Weapons of Mass Destruction - The NRA is envious of the arsenal. Carry up to two pistols and an SMG - as well as one heavy weapon, one light weapon, and one melee weapon! Bazookas, Heat Seekers, Firebombs, HowToBasic Rifles, Tri-Barreled Candy Shotguns, Chainsaws, Fire Axes (with actual fireballs when you alt-fire!) and Party Cannons! And that's just in Episode 1! More weapons to come!
• Quake, ROTT and Duke 3D influenced level design
• Dozens of enemies - many more than Daytime Drama 1 had. From the deadly Elsa Guards to the nightmarish Gumballs - yes, two of them - to the subverted (thankfully) yet still racist Moonman. Oh and Joker Mice with butt syringes they throw at you. Don't ask, it's an Elsagate thing. And that's just the tip of the iceberg.
• Sound Obituary Reborn! - when you die and linger, the game taunts you. If you die by fire, the game calmly reminds you to be cool about fire safety - with Rich Evans in the corner and everything! And it's all done via ZScript's Event Handlers.
• Ludicrous Gibs™ - a byproduct of St. Nicolas' island's fireworks industry, there's plenty of blood guts and bone flying at you when you take out enemies in a ludicrous way!
• Six Deadly Bosses - There's six episodes, each with a guardian controlling part of the AI's functionality, and each with a stake in taking over the world. If you are tough, you will take them out. Each have their strengths and weaknesses to certain weapons, and others are just plain tough. Boss 1 is just a taste of what's to come!
• Touchplates and traps! - need I say more?
• Beef or Chicken? - Tons of humor in the enemies, one-liners and weapons!

Spoiler: Player Classes

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Player Classes

Sanya
Born: Classified
Country: Boredomdai
The heroine from DD1. She's a bit slow compared to most of her team, but outside that, she's the average of the bunch. She does stand out by having more resistance to bullets and melee attacks, but she's susceptible to alot of other elements, including a substance known only as LC. She also has a limited air supply.
Grand Finale: TBD


Ice Bear
Born: Former USSR/Russia
Country: Tumblrian-Youtopain defector to Boredomdai
The guy who helped you out in DD1 has joined the team proper. He's way slower but he has more health, but he's weak to fire. He can also swim a bit more, being a polar bear and all that. He is heavier though.
Grand Finale: TBD


Navy
Place of Origin: Homeworld Colony
Country: Homeworld/Delmarva-Equestria
After Gem Homeworld and the Crystal Gems ended the war, Navy joined as a liaison. She's been sent in to help as part of Delmarva's efforts. She's more resistant to fire and chemicals meant to harm humans, but she's got the speed of Sanya. She is smaller though. She also can't drown.
Grand Finale: TBD


Gertrude
Born: Earth
Country: Fairyland
She got free from Fairyland, only to now get stuck in Boredomdai. Fortunately her wanton violence can be put to good use. More fast and nimble and having more health, she is for those who like fast action. Unfortunately she is more susceptible to toxic elements and fire.
Grand Finale: TBD


Peridot
Place of origin: Homeworld Colony
Country: Delmarva (Crystal Gems)
Tough to poof, she can take a beating, and can't drown. However she's a tad slower. But she can use pistols without using her hands! Neat!
Grand Finale: TBD


Rebecca
Born: Unknown
Country: Boredomdai expatriate
Having dealt with evil herself, Rebecca from the Wool Ball series makes her debut in the Boredomdai lore as a fast, nimble, beefed up health-wise character. Not as fast as Gertrude, but not as slow as Sanya or Peridot.
Grand Finale: TBD


Scootaloo
Born: Equestria
Country: Equestria-Delmarva
Despite having a bum leg, she's modified the bum leg so she can leap higher than anyone else. Great if you want to crush enemies from above or get to higher places without hopping around.
Grand Finale: TBD


Marshal
Born: Rhythm Tengoku, Boredomdai
Country: Boredomdai
Marshal used to be a chorus kid. Until his meme-spouting, loudmouth tendencies landed him out of a job. He's the fastest out of everyone, has very low fire resistance, but high resistance to musical attacks.
Grand Finale: TBD

Spoiler: Items and Weapons

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GENERAL ITEMS
Disgusting Food - gives you health. Popcorn Wrap with Ketchup, Milk-Steak with Jellybeans, and Spongecake and Asbestos. Mmmm!
Steamed Hams! That's what they call hamburgers up in Albany, New York. Gives you 100HP, and can push you above 100HP easily.
Bulletproof Armor - Lasts about 60 seconds, gives you additional protection against boolets. If multiple exist in an area, they do stack together.
Fireproof Armor - Lasts about 60 seconds, gives you additional protection against explosives, fire and some elemental attacks. If multiple exist in an area, they do stack together.
Colored Keys - Open colored doors.
Passport - Unlocks a secret exit. If you find one of these, a secret exit is surely nearby.

NOTE: Sprites below are not that fuzzy in-game, they're just so Comcast users aren't at the mercy of the data caps.

BOOLET WEAPONS
You can carry all of these at one time:
Additional Pistol - Be Proud Mr. Woo. Dual Pistols give you more accuracy but not as fast as a SMG.
SMG - Faster but not as accurate as the pistols.

HEAVY WEAPONS
You can carry one of these at a time:
Bazooka - Sends a straight-firing basic rocket towards the target. 10 shots.
Heat-Seeker - Sends a homing missile towards your enemies. Not as strong as the bazooka though. 8 shots.
The TextWall - Was gonna call it the Copypasta Conjurer but that sounded too fancy. 5 shots.
FireBomb - Remember the Rise of the Triad weapon? Yeah, me too. 5 shots.

LIGHT WEAPONS
You can carry one of these at a time:
HowToBasic Rifle - Shoots eggs, and randomly a chicken. 40 shots.
Tri-Barreled Shotgun - Three barrels, fully automatic. No waiting. 24 shots.
Party Cannon - shoots confetti with a wide spread. And it randomly quotes Idubbbz. 12 shots.

MELEE WEAPONS
You can carry one of these at a time:
Chainsaw - Extended range that can even gib lesser enemies. 120 units of fuel.
Fire Axe - When you press alt-fire it shoots a fireball. Otherwise just acts like a deadly axe.

More categories to come. More weapons to come

Spoiler: Enemies

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Doodlebob - He has a realistic pistol and he wants to delet you. Annoying in crowds.
Elsa Guard - She's armed with an SMG and under that dress is armor. Lethal in huge numbers.
Cleavage Crab - Those claws are the least of your worries! This homie will shoot fucking bubbles at you!
Mr Rental/Mr Own - On his crusade to ban all mashups, he has a triple-firing shotgun and is not afraid to use it!
Denko OP - AKA the "Stupid Fucking Hamster Face", he has vibrator arms and wants to show you his undying love.
Joker Mouse - These creeps throw butt syringes at you. It's like something out of an Elsagate video, deary me.
Greeny Demon - the most original enemy on this list, he is a polite demon who noms at you.
Action Hot Dog - annoying on it's own, but in swarms this flying food can be very dangerous.
Loaf Bloke - even now, the evil seed of what you have done, germinates within you. The hot dogs it spews forth will keep annoying you until you kill it. and even in death, it'll possibly generate more hot dogs.
Ghostwriter - this true capitalist will shot his pencil up your ass, or worse, throw fireballs with his face at you. What's worse is he's invulnerable until he declares it's Radio Graffiti! Textwalls can also foil this, but he's fast! Don't fuck around with this guy.
MoonMan - MoonMan is a perversion of the classic McDonald's mascot. Fortunately he's slightly subverted in this game, only spouting obtuse references to racist things. Still, his musical attacks are lethal. Deal with him as quickly as possible.
Slappy The Seal - mostly underwater, when he comes near you he'll nom your ass. When underwater, he is not able to be shot.
Mikudemon - drawn in a grotesque style, Miku Hatsune has never looked this cute. Pardon me while I cut my hands off for writing that. Nothing about this abomination is cute.
Makoubus - what is up with the fucking red nose and hairy arms. And those arm cannons! Ugh! Take it out before it gives you eye cancer! Reee!
Garden Thyme Gumball - armed with a chainsaw and a smug look, he goes after your head. And he's a bullet sponge. What could be worse?
Nightmare Gumball - If you wanted an answer to the previous question, here it is. Armed with a chainsaw AND butt syringes... and those feet. Ugh! KILL FIRST.
Pant Enforcer - buff dudes that throw explosive pant at you and have a heavy machine gun. Do not have bovine, individual.

Spoiler: Screenshots

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insightguy wrote:and seriously? a 2 weapon limit?

SeriousWeasle wrote:

insightguy wrote:and seriously? a 2 weapon limit?

It is based on Rise of the Triad I think, so this makes sense, but I agree. The 2 weapon limit is very annoying sometimes.

Wiw wrote:Will Vinesauce Joel be making a comeback?

SanyaWaffles wrote:but if I can find a less tired meme that Joel has propegated, I'll probably include it.