[COMMUNITY] Pancakes Jokewad Project!

[Juan "JacKThERiPPeR]

Did you ever wanted to participate in a jokewad? NOW YOU CAN!

This community project will try to be as absurd, funny and stupid as it couldn't be. With the power of so many mappers, we can make a strong jokewad for the ZDoom community.

Now on the important stuff, it will be a 20-map jokewad. The rules are:

To apply, just post here with the map you want to apply and your author name, and if so, the title of it.
Maps must be AS FUNNY AS YOU CAN. 4chan stuff, YTMND's fads and others are also valid.
You can use as many DECORATE as you can.
Maps can't have offensive content, Mock2 references or voodoo dolls (whenever you try to kill the player telefragging him with his player start).
Maps must be ZDoom (Doom 2) in Hexen Format.
NO LENGTHY STORIES OR LOOONG DIALOGS.
You can use as many ACS as you can however.
Have lots of fun!

Well, here's the map roster:
MAP01 - ?
MAP02 - ?
MAP03 - ?
MAP04 - ?
MAP05 - ?
MAP06 - ?
MAP07 - ?
MAP08 - ?
MAP09 - ?
MAP10 - Juan "JacKThERiPPeR: "Bill Cosby"
MAP11 - ?
MAP12 - ?
MAP13 - ?
MAP14 - ?
MAP15 - ?
MAP16 - ?
MAP17 - ?
MAP18 - ?
MAP19 - ?
MAP20 - ?
Resource Compiler - Juan "JacKThERiPPeR

[BlackRabite]

[Cutmanmike]

Ermmmm...

I might! I've had a few joke wad ideas rumbling around in my head but Wills usually ends up doing them and doing them better than I would have. I'll get back to you.

[Bashe]

[quote="Juan "JacKThERiPPeR"]Maps can't have offensive content[/quote]
Dammit

I'm not a mapper anyways. I'm better off doing sounds and music.

[Juan "JacKThERiPPeR]

@Bashe: Maybe they result useful for something, but I don't know right now. Any suggestion?

@Cutmanmike: Sure.

[Pinky's ass]

[quote="Juan "JacKThERiPPeR"]@Bashe: Maybe they result useful for something, but I don't know right now. Any suggestion?[/quote]
Farts and burps!!!

[Juan "JacKThERiPPeR]

[quote="Juan "JacKThERiPPeR"]@Bashe: Maybe they result useful for something, but I don't know right now. Any suggestion?

Farts and burps!!! [/quote]
Uh. I meant the way they could be used.

[Phobus]

I think jokewads are stupid for the most part and need a very specific kind of wit to work. Likewise I think a lot of the members here don't have that wit, so even if I was interested in jokewads I wouldn't be in.

[hnsolo77]

while i do have an idea for a jokewad, one that the likes of which have never been seen, i dont have the skills to create an entire new set of sprites for X amount of monsters and X amount of weapons so so far no go

[Juan "JacKThERiPPeR]

I think jokewads are stupid for the most part and need a very specific kind of wit to work. Likewise I think a lot of the members here don't have that wit, so even if I was interested in jokewads I wouldn't be in.

Good statement. However, it doesn't have to be stupid, simply funny. I don't want to do like the ones in Mock2, DOTIMS and so.

[Captain Ventris]

Likewise I think a lot of the members here don't have that wit, so even if I was interested in jokewads I wouldn't be in.

Thanks for the vote of confidence.

[Wills]

I can't do any mapping right now (vacation) but here is my suggestion:

This map is for Quake. You are trapped in a small room where the walls, floor, and ceiling are textured with very unfunny racial slurs. You are frozen and cannot move. After a few minutes you are teleported into a room where you must jump across a giant river of lava in low-grav while avoiding an assload of Cacodemons. It is not funny because you've already played the level in Mock 2. Once you hit the switch, you are teleported to another small room where the very unfunny story of your birth and upbringing is explained via print commands. This takes twenty minutes. Just a narrative explanation, no cutscene. And the player is frozen so he can't do anything. Then you are teleported onto a voodoo doll and die. For some reason this is not amusing. That's the entire level and it is no fun at all.

[Risen]

Can I have zdoomforums.wad instead?

[Cutmanmike]

Ditto

[XutaWoo]

I'd make a pancake and waffle land but I don't feel like making/recoloring textures.