ZDoom

Posted: **Thu May 07, 2015 5:23 pm**

Yo momma's so ugly the archvile fears resurrecting her.

Posted: **Thu May 07, 2015 5:54 pm**

it would be better on this way:

Yo momma's so ugly that the archvile don't even try resurrect her.

Posted: **Thu May 07, 2015 6:15 pm**

Yo mamma so fat, she needs all the health bonusus just to get up from her Plutonia Helipad.
Yo mamma so fat, she can't play Plutonia Cuz she broke the BSP Tree

...I tried. Eh? Eh?

Posted: **Thu May 07, 2015 7:09 pm**

Does this thread really need to still be going?

Posted: **Thu May 07, 2015 7:14 pm**

Sometimes the community just needs a place to be silly. As long as nobody's actually hurting anyone (except for "Yo momma" =P), I feel like this thread can work just fine. It can always be ignored.

Posted: **Thu May 07, 2015 7:15 pm**

In a word, yes.

Tapwave wrote:Your momma's so fat, her mass parameter in DECORATE is set to 0x7FFFFFFFF.

lost it at this one

yo momma so stupid she infight with herself

yo momma so stupid she run out of cells on e3m9 and sue roald dahl
[...and yo momma (pointing to another victim, or said in retaliation) so stupid she the lawyer who took the case!]

yo momma so stupid she go down to 50 shell and turn around trying to open her backpack

yo momma so stupid she think anti-cheat is on because her automap just turn into a big wall of "IDDTIDDTIDDTIDDT..."

yo momma so stupid she edit DOOM.WAD and then make a .deh patch that do nothing and apply it anyway thinking it'll "dehack" it

yo momma so stupid she saw this thread and cried because she thought zdoom died
(you guys have no idea how long i've wanted to make that joke)

Posted: **Thu May 07, 2015 7:28 pm**

Yo momma so fat, she's bigger than Hardcore Doom Wars.

Posted: **Thu May 07, 2015 7:31 pm**

Yo momma's so stupid she performed a Brutal Doom fatality---ON A TECHPILLAR.

Yo momma's so stupid she managed to rocketjump while aiming SKYWARD.

Yo momma's so stupid that she tries to PULL when playing Push maps.

Yo momma's so stupid she stole her own flag in CTF.

Yo momma's so stupid she thinks the SS Nazis are supposed to be Soviets.

Posted: **Thu May 07, 2015 7:36 pm**

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Posted: **Thu May 07, 2015 7:52 pm**

Now what? Now what? Oooh, buuurn!

Posted: **Thu May 07, 2015 7:59 pm**

Yo momma so ugly the pinkinator got horny.

Posted: **Thu May 07, 2015 9:11 pm**

Posted: **Thu May 07, 2015 11:55 pm**

Posted: **Fri May 08, 2015 1:39 am**

corynne wrote:

Well, it was a derail from another thread in the first place.

But this is a bit much.

Posted: **Fri May 08, 2015 10:18 am**

The driver of the train saw yo mama?

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