[8/20/2013 5:38:44 AM] Dylan/TheDudeWithTude: So who are you, Erin Craft?
[8/20/2013 5:39:17 AM] Erin Craft: hey i saw you were online are ya busy? 21.f.. what about u???
[8/20/2013 5:39:22 AM] Dylan/TheDudeWithTude: DO YOU HAVE SPAM IN YOUR CAN CAN DANCE?
[8/20/2013 5:39:41 AM] Erin Craft: oh ok theres so many weirdos out there now i figured i should ask first lol. so what are you up to?
[8/20/2013 5:39:50 AM] Dylan/TheDudeWithTude: I AM EATING PIE WITH MY BUTTCHEEKS!
[8/20/2013 5:40:03 AM] Jack101: Uh oh.
[8/20/2013 5:40:06 AM] Jack101: Dylan.
[8/20/2013 5:40:12 AM] Jack101: There is something in your eye.
[8/20/2013 5:40:20 AM] Dylan/TheDudeWithTude: WHAT?
[8/20/2013 5:40:22 AM] Dylan/TheDudeWithTude: :3
[8/20/2013 5:40:24 AM] Jack101: IT'S THE TRIFORCE
[8/20/2013 5:40:26 AM] Jack101: O_O_O_O_O_O
[8/20/2013 5:40:31 AM] Dylan/TheDudeWithTude: MY WORD
[8/20/2013 5:40:36 AM] Dylan/TheDudeWithTude: HOW VERY INTERESTING
[8/20/2013 5:40:40 AM] Dylan/TheDudeWithTude: BUT WHY
[8/20/2013 5:40:40 AM] Dylan/TheDudeWithTude: IS
[8/20/2013 5:40:41 AM] Dylan/TheDudeWithTude: IT
[8/20/2013 5:40:43 AM] Dylan/TheDudeWithTude: NOT
[8/20/2013 5:40:43 AM] Dylan/TheDudeWithTude: ON MY DICK?!@
[8/20/2013 5:41:25 AM] Dylan/TheDudeWithTude: ERIN, WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THIS LATEST TURN OF COCKSOCKEDRY?
[8/20/2013 5:41:25 AM] Dylan/TheDudeWithTude: :3
[8/20/2013 5:42:03 AM] Dylan/TheDudeWithTude: ERIN MY GIRL, DO YOU HAVE TOO MANY COCKS IN YOUR MOUTH TO RESPOND?
[8/20/2013 5:42:05 AM] Dylan/TheDudeWithTude: :3
[8/20/2013 5:42:29 AM] Jack101: Erincraft, now a mod for minecraft, it spawns you in the middle of ireland where you drink liquid wood and explode into gummy bears
[8/20/2013 5:42:49 AM] Dylan/TheDudeWithTude: DON'T FORGET THE PIGS THAT TWEEST YOUR NEEPLES!
[8/20/2013 5:42:51 AM] Dylan/TheDudeWithTude: :3
[8/20/2013 5:43:13 AM] Jack101: I see that my foot has turned into a pickle!
[8/20/2013 5:43:23 AM] Dylan/TheDudeWithTude: MY WORD! HOW VERY DELIGHTFUL!
[8/20/2013 5:43:38 AM] Dylan/TheDudeWithTude: ERIN, DO YOU HAVE ANY THOUGHTS ON THESE LATEST PICKLEFOOT DEVELOPMENTS?
[8/20/2013 5:43:39 AM] Dylan/TheDudeWithTude: HMM?
[8/20/2013 5:43:41 AM] Dylan/TheDudeWithTude: :3
[8/20/2013 5:44:15 AM] Dylan/TheDudeWithTude: ... Did we break it so soon? (rofl)
[8/20/2013 5:45:06 AM] Jack101: No... clearly it was amazed by our magnificence, and it had to reboot the brain.
[8/20/2013 5:45:17 AM] Jack101: Because it was that magnificent!
[8/20/2013 5:45:22 AM] Dylan/TheDudeWithTude: :3 YAY!
[8/20/2013 5:45:43 AM] Jack101: ERIN
[8/20/2013 5:45:44 AM] Jack101: ERIN
[8/20/2013 5:45:45 AM] Jack101: ERIn
ERin
[8/20/2013 5:46:09 AM] Jack101: ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN
[8/20/2013 5:46:18 AM] Jack101: ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN
[8/20/2013 5:46:25 AM] Jack101: WHY IS MY NIPPLES ON THE TOP OF MY HEAD
[8/20/2013 5:46:28 AM] Dylan/TheDudeWithTude: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
[8/20/2013 5:46:33 AM] Jack101: WHY CAN I NOT SHIT PICKLES
[8/20/2013 5:46:36 AM] Jack101: UNTO MY BUTTOCKS?!
[8/20/2013 5:46:37 AM] Jack101: WHY
[8/20/2013 5:46:38 AM] Jack101: WHY
[8/20/2013 5:46:38 AM] Jack101: WHY
[8/20/2013 5:46:39 AM] Jack101: WHY
[8/20/2013 5:46:41 AM] Jack101: WHYWHWYHWYHWRYHWYHWYHW
[8/20/2013 5:47:58 AM] Jack101: OH MY GOD IT'S A GIANT TALKING PENIS BURGER AHHHH HE MUST HAVE SPAWNED FROM THE DEPTHS OF MCDONALDS, AND HE BROUGHT HIS FRIEND THE BLENDER WHO SPEWS ADIC ICE CREAM COVERED IN FORESKIN AND FRAGMENTS OF MOUNT EVEREST!
[8/20/2013 5:48:30 AM] Jack101: DO YOU WANT MY NIPPLES TO SHOOT LASERS?
[8/20/2013 5:48:39 AM] Dylan/TheDudeWithTude: EEEEEEEEERIIIIIIIIIIN
[8/20/2013 5:48:39 AM] Jack101: YOU DO?
[8/20/2013 5:48:44 AM] Jack101: THATS FANTASTIC!
[8/20/2013 5:48:51 AM] Dylan/TheDudeWithTude: DO YOU WANT MY PENIS TO CHUCK A NORRIS INTO YOUR SOUPBUTTONS?
[8/20/2013 5:48:52 AM] Dylan/TheDudeWithTude: :3
[8/20/2013 5:49:00 AM] Jack101: I JUST GOT A WHORE THAT CAN FART OUT ELEPHANTS!
[8/20/2013 5:49:12 AM] Jack101: I USED MY EPIC
[8/20/2013 5:49:14 AM] Jack101: LAVA JIZZ
[8/20/2013 5:49:18 AM] Dylan/TheDudeWithTude: Alright, I think it's dead.
[8/20/2013 5:49:23 AM] Jack101: OH DEAR JESUS
[8/20/2013 5:49:25 AM] Jack101: THE PAIN
[8/20/2013 5:49:25 AM] Jack101: IS
[8/20/2013 5:49:30 AM] Jack101: UNBEARABLE
[8/20/2013 5:49:34 AM] Jack101: WHY DID I DO THAT?
[8/20/2013 5:49:40 AM] Jack101: BECAUSE IM A FUCKING MASOCHIST APPARENTLY
[8/20/2013 5:49:40 AM] Jack101:

[8/20/2013 5:49:42 AM] Dylan/TheDudeWithTude: We either killed it or the person who was controlling it is dying of laughter now.
[8/20/2013 5:49:51 AM] Dylan/TheDudeWithTude: Either way
[8/20/2013 5:49:55 AM] Dylan/TheDudeWithTude: GOOD JOB TEAM
[8/20/2013 5:49:58 AM] Dylan/TheDudeWithTude: *high five*
[8/20/2013 5:50:04 AM] Jack101: *high fives my ass*
[8/20/2013 5:50:07 AM] Jack101:

[8/20/2013 5:52:52 AM] Jack101: well you guys SUUUUUUUUCK.
[8/20/2013 5:52:53 AM] Jack101:
[8/20/2013 6:09:09 AM] Dylan/TheDudeWithTude: WELCOME BACK ERIN
[8/20/2013 6:09:11 AM] Jack101: WELCOME BACK DICKSTICK, I HAVE MISSED YOU SO!
[8/20/2013 6:09:22 AM] Erin Craft: Ok sir
[8/20/2013 6:09:23 AM] Dylan/TheDudeWithTude: DID YOU MISS THE COCKSOCKY DELIGHT OF ME AND MY PAL JACKASS?
[8/20/2013 6:09:32 AM] Erin Craft: are you want buy subs like and views ?
[8/20/2013 6:09:35 AM] Dylan/TheDudeWithTude: DO YOU WANT MY NIPPLES TO SHOOT LASERS?
[8/20/2013 6:09:55 AM] Jack101: Wait.
[8/20/2013 6:10:00 AM] Jack101: Buy subscribers?
[8/20/2013 6:10:04 AM] Dylan/TheDudeWithTude: NO, I WANT TO BY WHORES THAT CAN FART OUT ELEPHANTS!
[8/20/2013 6:10:05 AM] Dylan/TheDudeWithTude: :3
[8/20/2013 6:10:26 AM] Jack101: did you say...
[8/20/2013 6:10:31 AM] Jack101: Buy subcribers, likes, and views?
[8/20/2013 6:10:42 AM] Jack101: Like.
[8/20/2013 6:10:53 AM] Jack101: 1 subscriber = how much money
[8/20/2013 6:10:54 AM] Jack101: ?
[8/20/2013 6:10:55 AM] Jack101:

[8/20/2013 6:11:02 AM] Erin Craft: 500 subs for 5$
[8/20/2013 6:11:13 AM] Jack101: Very well. I shall pay you
[8/20/2013 6:11:18 AM] Jack101: WITH MY LAVA JIZZ
[8/20/2013 6:11:22 AM] Jack101: *masturbates*
[8/20/2013 6:11:24 AM] Jack101: OH DEAR JESUS
[8/20/2013 6:11:28 AM] Jack101: THE PAIN
[8/20/2013 6:11:29 AM] Jack101: DBHFGVSDIVFGSDJKLFSDV
[8/20/2013 6:11:43 AM] Dylan/TheDudeWithTude: IT'S WORTH OVER ONE BILLION DOLLARS OF SCORCHING HOT MASTURBATORY MOLTEN MANGOES!
[8/20/2013 6:11:49 AM] Jack101: Also, erin.
[8/20/2013 6:12:03 AM] Dylan/TheDudeWithTude: WHILE MY PIZZA PENIS CANNOT FLY, IT REQUIRES BUTTSEX! WITH PEPPERONI DILDO TRAINS!
[8/20/2013 6:12:04 AM] Dylan/TheDudeWithTude: SDKGHWSDOFIHGJAQERSHGAERSDHGAEDRSGUAWSIEGAEDSGQW
[8/20/2013 6:12:08 AM] Jack101: Your nipples are the captain of explosionshire
[8/20/2013 6:12:09 AM] Jack101: What do?
[8/20/2013 6:12:56 AM] Dylan/TheDudeWithTude: ERIN, are your nipples hard?
[8/20/2013 6:13:01 AM] Dylan/TheDudeWithTude: DO YOU FEEL THE DESIRE
[8/20/2013 6:13:04 AM] Dylan/TheDudeWithTude: TO HAVE THEM
[8/20/2013 6:13:06 AM] Dylan/TheDudeWithTude: TWEESTED?
[8/20/2013 6:13:07 AM] Dylan/TheDudeWithTude: :3