In which I imagined hunting for men

Post by **Caligari87** » Thu May 07, 2015 10:49 am

yo momma's MD3 model is so big, her max radius dynamic lights don't reach the outside.

Post by **YukiHerz** » Thu May 07, 2015 11:05 am

Yo momma's so fat she can't fit in a doom map.

at least i tried :feels:

scalliano · Post by **scalliano** » Thu May 07, 2015 11:18 am

Yo' momma so fat, she be the reason polyobjects were invented.

wildweasel · Post by **wildweasel** » Thu May 07, 2015 11:27 am

Yo momma so ugly, she needs "RenderStyle None" to not crash the game.

Abba Zabba · Post by **Abba Zabba** » Thu May 07, 2015 11:37 am

wildweasel wrote:Yo momma so ugly, she needs "RenderStyle None" to not crash the game.

heh

Post by **Caligari87** » Thu May 07, 2015 12:08 pm

Oh god I lol'd. That's incredible.

Post by **Jimmy** » Thu May 07, 2015 12:14 pm

Yo mamma so fat, she got hungry when she got a 0xBEEFCAFE error.

Onar4241 · Post by **Onar4241** » Thu May 07, 2015 1:21 pm

Yo mamma so ugly my screen broke.

Tapwave · Post by **Tapwave** » Thu May 07, 2015 3:03 pm

Your momma's so fat, her mass parameter in DECORATE is set to 0x7FFFFFFFF.

scalliano · Post by **scalliano** » Thu May 07, 2015 3:39 pm

Yo momma so fat, she calls Radius_Quake when she walks.

Big C · Post by **Big C** » Thu May 07, 2015 4:02 pm

HazeBandicoot wrote:Yo momma's so fat she can't fit in a doom map.

Yo momma's so fat she IS a Doom map. Remember the Icon of Sin replacement from Kama Sutra?

wildweasel · Post by **wildweasel** » Thu May 07, 2015 4:13 pm

Yo mama so ugly, the Medusa bug was named after her!

Big C · Post by **Big C** » Thu May 07, 2015 4:15 pm

Yo momma's so ugly, she looked at a hall-of-mirrors glitch and the mirrors SHATTERED!

scalliano · Post by **scalliano** » Thu May 07, 2015 4:17 pm

Yo momma's so fat, she needs +NOCLIP just to breathe.

Zanieon · Post by **Zanieon** » Thu May 07, 2015 5:01 pm

HazeBandicoot wrote:Yo momma's so fat she can't fit in a doom map.

My version:

Yo momma's so fat, that makes invalid even the title below my name.

ZDoom