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Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2017 12:03 pm
by ImpieTwo


Downgrade your weapons! Summon sexy tomato women to do your bidding! Battle annoying paparazzi, deadly ninja, and other non-sequitors! Tolerate blatant product placement! Save the world from the real red menace -- killer tomatoes!

It's dumb, and it's downloaded here.

Sing along to the theme song:

attack of the killer tomatoes
attack of the killer tomatoes
it started as a film franchise
then briefly a cartoon
and now it's a mod
for gzdoom!

two games were made before, though
for spectrum and nintendo
bad game design and graphics too
brought nothing but sub par reviews
and now it sucks
on pc too!

tomatoes!
tomatoes!

we almost made you Tara
but decided shouldn't oughta
she's pretty and accessible
and very well endowed
but draws lots of hate
from the tumblr crowd...

this mod has no new levels
no imps or cyber-devils
just play it when you're getting bored
with fighting off demonic hordes
and help it to win
a cacoward!

tomatoes!
tomatoes!

Re: Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2017 1:24 pm
by MrToots
I approve of this mod, we need more silly things

Re: Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2017 2:24 pm
by Matt
Definitely something I need more of in my life. Will take a look once I'm home.

Re: Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2017 2:45 pm
by Cherno
Very nice!

"Somebody pass the ketchup... Ooops!"

Re: Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2017 3:01 pm
by ImpieTwo
Fair warning, it's a jokewad, so it may break whatever wad you match it with depending what kind of monsters are featured.

Especially revenants. It breaks the shit out of revenants.

Re: Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2017 3:24 pm
by Naniyue
PERFECT for the wacky list!! And in light of my fighter plane post, I like one particular weapon . . .

Re: Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 6:22 pm
by ImpieTwo

Re: Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:47 pm
by Captain J
Now with... Ninjas.

9000 out of 100. Would swordplay with tomatoes.

Re: Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2017 4:29 am
by Cherno
The sounds they make... I laughed.

Re: Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2017 1:06 am
by Naniyue
:lol: The ninjas are a RIOT!! They sound like Liu Kang doing his bicycle kick while completely out of his mind! :lol:

Re: Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2017 1:34 am
by edgymemester
Liquidator remake ala Nerves of Steel/Operation Body Count when? :lol:

Re: Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2017 12:09 pm
by ImpieTwo
edgymemester wrote:Liquidator remake ala Nerves of Steel/Operation Body Count when? :lol:
They already did a Liquidator remake.