THEN THERE WAS BUTTPAIN!
NOW, WE BRING YOU TRUE HYPER-REALISTIC TERROR!
FOR THE LAST FEW MONTHS I HAVE BEEN CONSTRUCTING A WAD THAT USES MODERN HYPER-REALISTIC PSYCHOLOGICAL RESEARCH TO MAKE THE MOST TERRIFYING HYPER-REALISTIC EXPERIENCE POSSIBLE IN THE DOOM ENGINE.
THE HYPER-REALISTIC AI HAS BEEN HYPER-REALISTICLY REVAMPED ALLOWING FOR FEARSOME CREATURES TO IDENTIFY YOUR MOVEMENTS, FEARS, FAVOURITE FOODS, PET NAMES, CAR BRAND AND WHAT SOCIAL MEDIA YOU FREQUENT
THE WEAPONS ARE MADE TO BE HYPER-REALISTIC AND FEATURE REAL LIFE LIMITATIONS, THEY ARE ALMOST AS HYPER-REALISTIC AS THE MOST HYPER-REALISTIC MILITART GAME OUT THERE, THE CALLED DUTY.
LEVELS RANGE FROM HYPER-REALISTIC LOCATIONS SUCH AS
-A HYPER-REALISTIC FOREST
-A HYPER-REALISTIC BASEMENT
-A HYPER-REALISTIC GREEN HILL ZONE
THE PLOT LINE IS SO HYPER-REALISTICLY HYPER-REALISTIC YOU WILL BELIEVE THIS IS A DOCUMENTARY.
Spoiler:STILL NOT ENOUGH? TRY READING THESE HYPER-REALISTIC TESTIMONIALS, FROM EXPERIENCED CREEPY-PASTA EXPERTS!
"Rootpain III: Buttpain 2: Laundry Day is easily the most pants-terrifyingly experience I've had in Doom. I have never clenched my asscheeks so hard while playing through a mod. All those who thought that Doom modding could never get something so revolutionary...they were wrong. Their pants were wrong." - Terminusest13
"Scared the skeleton right out of me, I'm now typing this with bone-fingers, thanks Shivers!" - Combine_Kegan
"This wad really buttered my bacon." - Edward850
"This made Ghoul's Forest look like a sunday church walk." - Albierio
"This scared me so much that I died and become a ghost that haunts this wad, scaring more people and gathering a legion of wad ghosts. ghost/10 would haunt again" - Yholl
PRO-TIP: RUN THIS IN GZDOOM SINCE IT PROBABLY WON'T WORK IN OTHER PORTS AND KEEP THIS WAD AS FAR AWAY FROM MULTIPLAYER AS POSSIBLE!
HYPER-REALISM IS WAITING FOR YOU HERE:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/t82dla7lxw7m2 ... 1.wad?dl=1
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
IF YOU PRE-ORDERED, YOU GET ACCESS TO TOP OF THE LINE WEAPONS RENDERED USING NEXT-GEN GRAPHICS.
THE GOLDEN GUNS!
https://www.dropbox.com/s/h31pfnwmw4se8 ... s.wad?dl=0
DOG POPE DLC COMING SOON!
HYPER REALISTIC CREDITS:
Spoiler:(I hope you guys enjoy playing this wad as much as I did making it!)