That's one apocalyptic slap, and for the time I one-shot a Baron of Hell with it it officially tops cat maid. It's also got other good improvements over the already excellent standard form so it'll be a regularly used one for sure.
A bit of a mixed bag functionally though I like the portable nature and can't complain about it turning into fanservice-anime-towel when it's low on durability. The melee secondary is amazing since it scares enemies, including stuff like Arch-Viles. BFG reload is nifty though disappointingly doesn't alter her sprites in any way. Probably speed up the switching animation for the melee, it's frustratingly slow. (Intentional or not I can't help but think of Home Improvement for its internal name "TowelTime".)
Overall kind of neat despite the obvious disdain for it in-game (it is the seventh swimwear after all). The BFG's secondary kills my toaster like a couple of recent additions, but the reload feature is really cool. Overall not a favourite but usable. The pulse rifle is particularly strong, although fittingly weird since it's like a shotgun.
Lemon is real useful if abusing scissor blade (guilty as charged, perhaps tone down the armor restoration a bit, 50 is really high). Nurse upgrade melee still way too powerful in the same fashion. Noticed the office girl's K800Rod hits like a truck, and what the heck is the super shocker alt fire? Fuck you Plutonia for giving me only 4 gold threads and no BFG. 10/10 intermission screen addition I suspected that'd get one at some point, and for fixing the staff roll too.