In which I imagined hunting for men

[TheMightyHeracross]

/me suffers HDoom flashbacks, foams at mouth, goes into convulsive seizures

HDoom flashbacks? From silly ZDoom pickup lines? How do you even make those connections?

[Arctangent]

What's next? ZDoom pickup lines?

Is that an array in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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ACTOR Me : IdealPartner REPLACES Old_SO
{
  ActiveSound "sounds/greetings/yourelovely"
  States
  {
  Spawn:
    CALI AABBCCDD 4 A_Wander
    TNT1 A 0 A_Look
    Loop
  See:
    CALI EF 5 A_FaceTarget
    CALI G 10 A_PlaySound("sounds/greetings/loveyou")
    Goto Spawn
  }
}

Yep, I'm a real Casanova...

You might think it's hidden, you might think it's a secret, but I know.

I can see it, even with that 0-tic duration, that you've got a blank frame. And I

I can see right through you.

[NeuralStunner]

What's next? ZDoom pickup lines?

Is that an array in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

"Hi. I'm Randy."

Also, something something Spawn state. I don't know. The first things I could think of were more generally Git related, so...

[esselfortium]

What's next? ZDoom pickup lines?

You got the BFG9000! Oh, yes.

[Athel]

I am taking a leave of absence. Don't start a manhunt thread. You will never find me!!

...no I'm serious.

[Project Shadowcat]

What's next? ZDoom pickup lines?

You got the BFG9000! Oh, yes.

I don't know what I expected.

I am taking a leave of absence. Don't start a manhunt thread. You will never find me!!

...no I'm serious.

The What Did You Last Do thread is up a bit higher.

[DBThanatos]

What's next? ZDoom pickup lines?

Cant think of any... Oh wait!!

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"Imma put my rocket inside your icon of sin"

Well, that was weird.

[Big C]

BRB, furiously masturbating scribbling down ideas for Impse Community Map Pack.

[Athel]

What's next? ZDoom pickup lines?

Cant think of any... Oh wait!!

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"Imma put my rocket inside your icon of sin"

Well, that was weird.

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My fireballs will scorch your...elementals.

[Caligari87]

I'm pretty sure DBThanatos wins the pickup line contest. That works on so many levels, I can't think of anything to top it.

[Big C]

"Hey baby, want me to charge up my BFG?"

[Zanieon]

I'm pretty sure DBThanatos wins the pickup line contest. That works on so many levels, I can't think of anything to top it.

[Athel]

*facepalm*

[NeuralStunner]

That works on so many levels, I can't think of anything to top it.

It only works on level 30.

[TheUnrealRogue]

What's next? ZDoom pickup lines?

No, ZDoom yo' mamma jokes...

You mamma so fat, all of them mancubi go runnin' from her.