So... does anyone of any Jesus Christ faces that look left and right, which could fit for the status bar?
EDIT: other than this or similar. I don't want Him to look like a commoner.
Anyway, perhaps I can look up any orthodox icon of Jesus facing you in an "uncle Sam wants you" sort of way and modify the face to look left and right, but of course, any other help that I wasn't able to find by myself is appreciated

EDIT: capitalization