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Bad movies to avoid...

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Well since i just watch a very crap movie i want to save some money, time and brain power letting you all know about it...
Spoiler:
Qualification 2/10
dont watch it please...

if you have a bad movie to share, please do. Save many from wasting money and time on that shit!
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Spoiler:
0/10
Dry, annoying and soulless.
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Eagle Eye. The movie seems to have been written by a focus group who only learned what a computer was last week, and decided to make a movie about System Shock except their only knowledge of it came from their eight year old nephews who read the plot summary on Wikipedia.

I'm not even going to dignify it with a score.
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wildweasel wrote:Eagle Eye. The movie seems to have been written by a focus group who only learned what a computer was last week, and decided to make a movie about System Shock except their only knowledge of it came from their eight year old nephews who read the plot summary on Wikipedia.

I'm not even going to dignify it with a score.
Kind of funny, I sort of like Eagle Eye. I even like Joe Dirt, but moving on!

Anything from Uwe Boll.
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T4XI (a French film) lacked the focus of the original movies (which was the taxi) and featured a crappy shootout scene that reminds me of Scarface.
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Elysium. Very cliched plot played very straight. Manages to feel too long yet provides very little in the way of detail, background, or character development. There are many movies out there with a similar premise that do a much better job.

To be fair, everyone was expecting something great after District 9, and that may have coloured my perception.
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Any Transformers movie that isn't the first.
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Hellser wrote:Anything from Uwe Boll.
Only film that is decent enough to watch from his pile of garbage is Tunnel Rats. :P
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Chicken Park. Seriously, I doubt anyone finds something worse than this. And I've seen many bad movies :P
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another piece of shit soo bad it hurt
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0/10
i so wanted to burn that movie ¬¬
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Spoiler:
WARNING: OPENING SPOILER MIGHT CAUSE SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION
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kodi wrote:
Spoiler:
WARNING: OPENING SPOILER MIGHT CAUSE SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION
OH GOD IT BURNS, OH GOD AHHHHHHHH! *somehow explodes due to being on fire*
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Spoiler:
This movie was SO stale...
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I'd find this thread a bit more interesting if it was spun more towards "Movies that people seem to like that you thought really sucked." If I may stretch our definition of "Bad" to mean that, I must share that I think Burn After Reading is a pile of gigatripe.
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Xaser wrote: "Movies that people seem to like that you thought really sucked."
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And no I am not kidding, I thought this movie was a mess
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