It only gets worse - A wills jokewad

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Post by Wills »

One last post before we let this thread rest in its grave for good.

Most of you know my next wad will be The Archives Are Doomed 2. I've got big plans for this thing - I want it to be nothing less than the greatest jokewad ever made. But of course I can't satisfy everyone, so I can merely try to acheive that goal.

Good wads take hard work. I worked on IOGW for almost six months and the end product turned out well, I think. Which is why I'm planning to dedicate a lot of time to TARD 2's development, time which will be in short supply due to RL issues. But whenever I get a chance I'll do something, whether it's a map or something as small as finding music. No more "SEIZURE MAP!!!"s or copouts, I want to make this thing good. (Except for a [censored word] map or two, just for old time's sake. :))

I figure TARD 2 will be done in maybe a year or two. Yes you read that right. I've got over sixty maps planned for this monster and I'm going to spend an enormous amount of time on each and every one of them. So basically you're going to have a wad full of "Wormhole Laxatives"s and "Kwik-E-Mart"s (which most people consider the two best maps in IOGW and the two which I worked longest on), except better.

And once I'm done with TARD 2 and everything's released, I'll be exhausted. Naturally. Which is why I'll be taking a long, long break for making WADs once TARD 2 is released. I'll still be around here but no more jokewads from me. I don't want to linger on and make several more crappy WADs before I finally call it quits, so I hope you guys understand.
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Understood. Remember, I'm always around to assist with shitty-yet-not-mspaint sprite edits :)
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I'll see if I can storm up some [censored word] enemies for you!
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Post by Bashe »

I can make music, whether it be serious or utterly [censored word], if you'd like any assistance.
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Post by Phobus »

Wow, we have a mapper who's actually planned his retiring... well, good luck to you :) I look forward to it, as most jokewads suck arse, with the exception of a few of yours.
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Needs more cd-i king.
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Wormhole Laxatives was cool. Kwik-E-Mart was pwnage. Archives are Doomed 2 will be legendary.
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Anyone know how to get the impse behind the toilet in Map09, as well as the hidden true ending switch?
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ZDUser wrote:Anyone know how to get the impse behind the toilet in Map09, as well as the hidden true ending switch?
1) When you are teleported back, get on the first stall door lift, let it raise you, get on the back of the toilet and get the impse there.

2) Just use idclip to see the ending.
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Secret exit switch is in MAP14.
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Yeah, and I fail to believe I kept missing it :laff:
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Post by Wills »

Wow, I didn't expect all this help from nowhere. I guess I'll just shoot off PM's when I need something. I really appreciate all this, and at the risk of being sappy I'll say that with all this help, this really will be the best jokewad ever. :P
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Wills wrote:Wow, I didn't expect all this help from nowhere. I guess I'll just shoot off PM's when I need something. I really appreciate all this, and at the risk of being sappy I'll say that with all this help, this really will be the best jokewad ever. :P
:cry:

I know it will. I know it will. *sniff*
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Post by BouncyTEM »

If you need any decorating or stuff I can try to contribute. :P

got a huge amount of varying resources too. :P
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