It only gets worse - A wills jokewad

leileilol · Post by **leileilol** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 11:27 am

Wills wrote:Map01 - Listed as "johnny" in my midi folder. I'm pretty sure it's a Weird Al song but I could be wrong.

Sorry about the slowdown with the guts thing. You can just skip to the next level, you end up dying anyway. I guess I have to retune LUDICROUS GIBS Technology.

How can anyone NOT know that annoying 80s pop song Who is Johnny? jeez

Your gibs are more like Strife gibs than ROTT. There's nothing ludicrous about it

Post by **KeksDose** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 11:31 am

leileilol wrote:
How can anyone NOT know that annoying 80s pop song Who is Johnny? jeez

*Raises hand and runs behind a mountain*

Phobus · Post by **Phobus** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 11:33 am

I liked the gibs and they never stopped me from doing anything... even the crushing ceiling at the end of "No Prison Rape Jokes Please" didn't slow my computer down, though to be fair I had spent a while killing everything before the ceiling crushed me.

I have to say, it's a shame the effect acheived on the imp fireballs in that map where it's constantly going up and down can't be done with Decorate... looked good to me, even if it was highly inaccurate.

Cutmanmike · Post by **Cutmanmike** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 11:35 am

It took me a while to realise it was actually bobbing up and down.

Wills · Post by **Wills** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 3:08 pm

Fun Fact - IOGW used to be "Magnanimously Magnificent Mestibulation". It was changed for obvious reasons.

Dancso · Post by **Dancso** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 6:35 am

Yay! i found the secret switch!

The real ending is so lol.

All the maps were funny. except map 12 cause it hurt my eyes.

The kwik-e mart is my favorite

Post by **Nash** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 9:37 am

Um, I just realized that the first time I played this, I actually didn't get the briefcase and went ahead and hit the exit switch in the first map and it actually worked. Is that supposed to happen?

Also is it okay to have pistol starts when I die and respawn on each map? I don't have autosave turned on so everytime I respawn I lose the jar/laxative/whatever.

I haven't finished playing yet... the flashing map is very disturbing and I couldn't continue. I had to edit the flashing out of the WAD.

Captain Ventris · Post by **Captain Ventris** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 10:22 am

Well, this is alright, but the secret ending wasn't worth it, because not only was it a waste (not in a good way, like Untitled. Lol @ that ending), but who in the world wanted that suitcase anyway, and who's was it? some random grey Doom guy? And Bob Nimwich was easy, and not really funny. The buttsex was unnecessary and foul, without being funny, which just made it...unnecessary and foul. Don't get me wrong, it had potential, but it just didn't work. Also, none of the levels made sense together. There was no transition. And Technoseizure Mountain was just you getting lazy, methinks. It was just a mediocre Doom map that flashed a lot.

Overall, it just wasn't very good as a joke wad, though the concept for wormhole laxatives was kinda cool, the whole alternate world thing.

Bashe · Post by **Bashe** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 11:22 am

Okay, I went ahead and made a makeshift Doom partition so I could play this.

Good stuff, though I though TARD and Weirdo were better. The Kwik-E-Mart was absolutely hilarious though, and so was the Laxative Wormhole map.

And then there's Technoseizure Mountain.

Unknown_Assassin · Post by **Unknown_Assassin** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 2:30 pm

I played this, and it was average. I didn't really enjoy much of the levels. The Kwik-E-Mart is the level I enjoyed the most. I tried to play the Technoseizure Mountain, but my eyes hurt. I tried to adjust the brightness, but then I couldn't see anything.

Wills · Post by **Wills** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 2:55 pm

Well, I'm glad not everyone thinks it's terrific, else it would go to my head. Thanks for your comments, I'll make sure to make the next one twice as insane, foul, and completely unexplainable.

Phobus · Post by **Phobus** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 2:57 pm

I like that approach. Go for it!

Alterworldruler · Post by **Alterworldruler** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 3:15 pm

Wills wrote:Well, I'm glad not everyone thinks it's terrific, else it would go to my head. Thanks for your comments, I'll make sure to make the next one twice as insane, foul, and completely unexplainable.

Include some n00bish uber-l33t-hackers then

as bosses

Captain Ventris · Post by **Captain Ventris** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 10:17 pm

Wills wrote:Well, I'm glad not everyone thinks it's terrific, else it would go to my head. Thanks for your comments, I'll make sure to make the next one twice as insane, foul, and completely unexplainable.

Buttsecks: Judgment Day

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So, something layed out like that, then?

chronoteeth · Post by **chronoteeth** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 11:40 pm

KeksDose wrote:Map 14 - Final Battle of Awesomeness

Probably one of the most funniest maps I've seen. And
Spoiler:
The King's woods
are damn funny, too

Oh, and when did you start laughing?
For me it began right at the title screen P:

Would it happen to be the king from the legend of zelda cd-i games?