The Still New What Did You Last Do Thread

[YukiHerz]

Floppy Crime

A Crime Thriller
by Psalms 13

Mangled Butt have been turning up all over Morioh Town and the inhabitants are scared. Ten murders in ten weeks, all committed with a Laser Pipe, and still nobody has a clue who the Floppy killer is.

The Fasting Tom Hansen is a Humungous and Large Memelord with a fondness for Dildo. He doesn't know it yet but he is the only one who can stop the Mossy killer.

When his Toaster, Mary Lee, is kidnapped, The Fasting Hansen finds himself thrown into the centre of the investigation. His only clue is a Rockhard Plankton Jar.

He enlists the help of a Wet Buttwife called Donald Trump.

Can Trump help Hansen overcome his Tacobell addiction and find the answers before the Delinquent killer and his deadly Laser Pipe strike again?

That was funnier than i expected.

[4thcharacter]

What the hell should I do to this internal phone with measly embarrassing 130 MB internal storage? Apparently it's all bloated to the point I almost can't do anything with it to remedy it. I tried connecting it on a PC but I gave up for a while because it won't appear on QtADB and I don't have a clue on what to do CBA to look for solutions for now.

Maybe I should put it to rest for good and replace it?

[Deviluke Roy]

Floppy Crime

A Crime Thriller
by Psalms 13

Mangled Butt have been turning up all over Morioh Town and the inhabitants are scared. Ten murders in ten weeks, all committed with a Laser Pipe, and still nobody has a clue who the Floppy killer is.

The Fasting Tom Hansen is a Humungous and Large Memelord with a fondness for Dildo. He doesn't know it yet but he is the only one who can stop the Mossy killer.

When his Toaster, Mary Lee, is kidnapped, The Fasting Hansen finds himself thrown into the centre of the investigation. His only clue is a Rockhard Plankton Jar.

He enlists the help of a Wet Buttwife called Donald Trump.

Can Trump help Hansen overcome his Tacobell addiction and find the answers before the Delinquent killer and his deadly Laser Pipe strike again?

That was funnier than i expected.

That's a lot like my story I told ye about earlier...

Manipulative Crime
A Crime Thriller
by The Villian
Mangled [censored] have been turning up all over Toronto and the inhabitants are scared. Ten murders in ten weeks, all committed with a gun, and still nobody has a clue who the manipulative killer is.

Ser Toadell Omèton is a beauty and cunning Painter with a fondness for Sex. She doesn't know it yet but she is the only one who can stop the egotistical killer.

When her Unhealthy, Kingsley de Abdul, is kidnapped, Ser Omèton finds herself thrown into the centre of the investigation. His only clue is a pretty spoon.

She enlists the help of a friendly Doctor called Golden Lupin.

Can Lupin help Omèton overcome her Sex addiction and find the answers before the sexist killer and his deadly gun strike again?

Praise for Manipulative Crime

"Ser Omèton is the best detective ever. A passion for Sex and Sex is something we all can relate to."
- The Daily Tale

"About as scary as a minute ant, but Manipulative Crime does deliver an important message about the dangers of a gun."
- Enid Kibbler

"As always, a friendly Doctor makes the best sidekick."
- Hit the Spoof

"I could do better."
- Zob Gloop

Wait, if this is true, does this mean that Plot Generator isn't really random?!

[leileilol]

has nothing on the random space ghost episode i've generated before though

[Captain J]

Last night was terrible. I thought i could slept fine but nope. Even though i managed to sleep, i still couldn't felt like i'm sleeping.

Insomnia is getting closer...yet again. And i'm NOT BIG FAN OF IT, including taking sleeping pills.

[Dancso]

What the hell should I do to this internal phone with measly embarrassing 130 MB internal storage? Apparently it's all bloated to the point I almost can't do anything with it to remedy it. I tried connecting it on a PC but I gave up for a while because it won't appear on QtADB and I don't have a clue on what to do CBA to look for solutions for now.

Maybe I should put it to rest for good and replace it?

Yeah unfortunately smart phones have become this thing where you're borderline forced into buying a new one at least every 4 years if not much sooner. They lift no finger in trying to support legacy devices whatsoever.

[BouncyTEM]

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/323 ... rmy6-1.jpg
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/323 ... rmy6-2.jpg
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/323 ... rmy6-3.jpg
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/323 ... rmy6-4.jpg

Goodies!

[adamaH_oriH]

thought I'd post it here...

So, During passing periods in school in my dual block computer internship class, I decided to work on Hiro Hamada Doom for a bit (So far, the mod's doing good!) while quickly editing the sprites for the Stealth Cyberman, I was caught by my teacher, and He saw what sorts of graphic editing I was doing for Hiro Doom... I didn't get in any sorts of trouble, I was just told to put it away.
Later, I was struggling for internship, and my Resume. I wanted to show how I would be good in an animation and visual arts and graphics internship, I asked my teacher, and he suggested this:

"How about that image editing and modding you were doing for Doom?"
the result was that inspiration struck me, So I included the Hiro Doom modding in the resume, of course adding that everything not owned by me was to be credited in a massive text file.
So, about a week later, I found a company, and I showed the owner my Hiro Hamada Sprites (See Spriting Carnival, and My Avatar) and also, a corny and cheap version of the mod on the app 'Gameception' Turned out, he really liked how I compiled all the stuff up, he aslo was suprised that I was able to make such good Hiro Sprites, all in MSPaint. I felt honored... But then I found out the company would not be taking interns until next semester. then, I showed My teacher the full out Hiro Doom mod within the final boss level, he said "well, you sure did revamp Doom, Looks nice!" I was proud for what I've made.

and that, would be the first time Video games saved my a$$ in school, the second being recently, In English 4, we were to do questions on the book 'Lord of the flies', the book about a plane crashingin WW2 era, with a pack of survivors being young boys, who must survive in harsh conditions, and get help. questions 8 and 10 were about 'what would you add to the list of things of survival must the boys add to their top priorities?' I added things like shelter, water, etc. How did I know those were to be added to the character's list of priorities?

two things:
Mayday (Air Crash Investigation)
And...

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MINECRAFT.

Boom. Once again, Video games save my rear (I knew M.C. before I knew Mayday)

[4thcharacter]

Yeah unfortunately smart phones have become this thing where you're borderline forced into buying a new one at least every 4 years if not much sooner. They lift no finger in trying to support legacy devices whatsoever.

It didn't even last 4 years. I miss my Nokia Xpressmusic because of this. Actually, I still have it but it's LCD is broken and even if you replace the LCD it'll likely break in my pockets.


On-topic:

*smug voice* It's time for a GAME THEORY!

When you load strife.wad while loading Doom, go to the town and jump into the river. When you hop in to the river, you get damaged and when you die, it says you died because you melted. Don't vampires melt in running water in some lores? Doomguy is a confirmed vampire.

But hey that's just a theory. A GAME THEORY!

[Dancso]

*smug voice* It's time for a GAME THEORY!

When you load strife.wad while loading Doom, go to the town and jump into the river. When you hop in to the river, you get damaged and when you die, it says you died because you melted. Don't vampires melt in running water in some lores? Doomguy is a confirmed vampire.

But hey that's just a theory. A GAME THEORY!

But is it the Kilian Experience?


On topic of phones again, they are incredibly bad to invest large sums of cash into. I had no idea just how bad it was until I dished out $300 on a 2014 Sony flagship (Z2) hoping that it will last me another ~4 years like my low-mid range ZTE Blade did. While I don't doubt that it will keep me going for a long time, I do think it burned a lot more of my money than it should have (I even paid about $80 extra on accessories for protection, docking and an SD card..). While in my case I'd say it was justifiable (I plan on developing for Android at some point), for the masses who just wanna play Pokemon GO (or not even), these expensive phones are a huge ripoff.

[4thcharacter]

On topic of phones again, they are incredibly bad to invest large sums of cash into. I had no idea just how bad it was until I dished out $300 on a 2014 Sony flagship (Z2) hoping that it will last me another ~4 years like my low-mid range ZTE Blade did. While I don't doubt that it will keep me going for a long time, I do think it burned a lot more of my money than it should have (I even paid about $80 extra on accessories for protection, docking and an SD card..). While in my case I'd say it was justifiable (I plan on developing for Android at some point), for the masses who just wanna play Pokemon GO (or not even), these expensive phones are a huge ripoff.

To be fair, what I bought is a bit cheaper than most phones. I only use it for browsing the net, listening to music and for calling and messaging. I have no clue why it got bloated all of a sudden when I'm not even doing anything out of the ordinary. Still, I've seen some shady non-branded phones in my life and as long as you don't let it fall to the ground or physically wreck it it will last you plenty of years.


I'll miss the phones produced by high-end manufactures from back then where they can last for a decade or two. My classmate had a Sony Ericsson that still has a small joystick for navigating. Her mom gave it to her after 5 years, and it's still working perfectly after a bit of a cleanup. Maybe we could still see it working right now if it weren't for some random ass that stole it.

[Kinsie]

so, it turns out that Geforce Experience now comes with these hotkeys that take precedent of popular short commands (like ctrl alt z) that completely ruins my workflow when working with FL Studio now since that's a shortcut i actually need to use quite a bit. great. anyway to tell this garbage to fuck off and never come back?

Hit Alt+Z to bring up the menu, click the cogs/gears icon to bring up options, then click "Keyboard Shortcuts". Rebind as you see fit.

[Mav3rick]

is very interesting what we can find by playing with words on the internet

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This pack includes 1,111 DOS games which are in some form or another part of the Strategy Genre.  I have defined
Strategy as those games which are focused on cards, puzzles, management, and strategic war games.

All games have been pre-setup and are immediately playable, no configuration required. A one time setup is 
required by the front end
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This pack includes 1,556 DOS games which are in some form or another part of the Action Genre.  I have 
defined Action as games games with arcade and shooter style gameplay, including FPS style games.
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This pack includes 326 DOS games which are in some form or another part of the RPG Genre.  I have defined
"RPG" as games which primarily rely on leveling up one or many characters through a combination of experience,
items, or abilities. This includes both action and turn-based RPG's.  
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This pack includes 1,111 DOS games which are in some form or another part of the Strategy Genre.  I have defined
Strategy as those games which are focused on cards, puzzles, management, and strategic war games.

too bad actual windows can run properly DOS games anymore!! GOD DAMM IT! MICROSOFT! (҂◡̀_◡́)ᕤ

[Kinsie]

too bad actual windows can run properly DOS games anymore!! GOD DAMM IT! MICROSOFT! (҂◡̀_◡́)ᕤ

It's time to join the cool kids in 2012.

[Kostov]

Which one?

http://www.emp-online.com/art_332253/
http://www.emp-online.com/art_332255/
http://www.emp-online.com/art_332257/