ZDooM jokes!

Doom · Post by **Doom** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 7:56 pm

How is a demon like cunt?

Spoiler:
Both are pink, behind your arse and hard to do with the fist

Giest118 · Post by **Giest118** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 9:22 pm

... Some people may find it disturbing that I'm saying this, but that's a brilliant joke.

GeeDougg · Post by **GeeDougg** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 10:17 pm

Mr. Tee wrote:
cutmanmike wrote:Tea, teh bomb.
Ahem, thank you "cutty", but I hope you know that I only want to be friends...

BTW, I agree with geedoug (we are, after all, taking over the world) your DOOM jokes were indeed quite funny!

Heh, yeah and we need to agree on most things if were to take over the wolrldz0r....

BTW I htink Cutman likes you...!

Doom: Umm, since when is a "c**t" behind the arse?! Well, where I live it's usually not behind the arse. There's NOTHING behind the arse!

Giest: Heh, yes it's a good joke (maybe not BRILLIANT, but good) but you're absolutely right because it's more disturbing than the joke itself....

Doom · Post by **Doom** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 5:00 am

geedougg wrote:Doom: Umm, since when is a "c**t" behind the arse?! Well, where I live it's usually not behind the arse. There's NOTHING behind the arse!

Depends on the angle

Cutmanmike · Post by **Cutmanmike** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 7:02 am

Aha, but red stuff doesn't come out of a.... wait.... I've said too much

Doom · Post by **Doom** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 7:09 am

Ahaha

Wasted Youth · Post by **Wasted Youth** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 5:57 pm

cutmanmike wrote:Aha, but red stuff doesn't come out of a.... wait.... I've said too much

No offense to the female sex but thats just eww... I hate those tampon ads. Thats something a guy just doesn't want on to hear about. I think they need to install some kind of chip in every mans head so when he walks in to a room with a tampon ad on TV and It will go off right then and none shall come on while in the room.

Doom · Post by **Doom** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 6:09 pm

Tying off those godamn fallopian tubes should do it.

Post by **Bio Hazard** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 6:49 pm

giest118 wrote:... Some people may find it disturbing that I'm saying this, but that's a brilliant joke.

/me remembers that one day in #NZDR

Giest118 · Post by **Giest118** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 8:39 pm

Bio Hazard wrote:/me remembers that one day in #NZDR

Loelz.

GeeDougg · Post by **GeeDougg** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 1:41 am

Doom wrote:Tying off those godamn fallopian tubes should do it.

OML why would you do that?!

Post by **Enjay** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 2:51 am

[only vaguely seious post]The problem I have with sanitory protection ads is that they always demonstrate them with blue water. I mean BLUE. I dunno about you, but I've never met anyone who bleeds blue. Well, OK, I've met a few of the UK royal family, but I didn't get an opportunity to cut them to see if they were really blue blooded.

I mean, come on, don't hide the details. We're talking about something that mops up menstral blood. The demo on the ad should use a red liquid. Then lets see how many people are disgusted.

Bah! maybe it's the biologist in me. (Hey you, biologist! Get out of me!)[/only vaguely seious post]

GeeDougg · Post by **GeeDougg** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 2:54 am

LOL you thought about that one a little too hard!