Ah. Nothing is better then to listen to someone tell a funny story about themselves and/or someone else (atleast for me, anyway).
And since I enjoy a good laugh, does anyone have any hilarious IRL stories to share? It can be something that happened to you or someone else. It can also be a story that someone else shared with you.
As long as it's a story that actually happened, I'll be more than happy to read it!
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Now that I got that over with, here's a story that happened years ago in my house.
It was one weekend morning. I was already awake and was downstairs in my parents bedroom watching TV with them. My sister, whos' bedroom is also downstairs, woke up a few minutes after I entered my parents room. I heard her coming out of her room, and she went upstairs to get herself a bowl of cereal.
SIDE NOTE: When you come in our house, there are 2 staircases. The left one goes upstairs, and the right one goes downstairs. So, it's basically 2 sets of staircases. This is important to know for the funny part of this story.
Now, she made the bowl of cereal and headed towards the staircase. That's when it happened.
I was in the room, still watching the TV, and heard her coming down the first set of staircases...
"ThumpThumpThumpThumpThump..." just normal stepping thumps. By now, she's at the front door of the house.
And then, the second set of staircases, all I heard was the sound of a body crashing down the stairs.
"BADABADABOOM"
When the sound had stopped, me and my parents were looking towards the bedroom door, with a wtf-was-that look in our faces. It was quiet.
10 seconds later, we finally hear a faint moan coming from outside the door ".........ooooooooooooooooowwww......." in a cry-baby like way. At that moment, my mom went out to see if she was ok, while I was still sitting in my parents bedroom trying not to laugh from the funny moan my sister did 10 friggin seconds after she fell from upstairs. Thinking back at it, it was so damn funny for me.
Well, that was my story! Hope you enjoyed that!
You guys have any funny IRL stories to share?
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Re: You guys have any funny IRL stories to share?
Well this story was not recent, In Fact it happened under 11 years ago at my grandparents place. I was 9 years old at the time
WARNING : LONG ASS STORY IN THIS POST
My grandparents owned this 2 acre bit of land with a decent sized home on the land and they had a decent garden with a chicken coop nearby it, to get there my parents had to drive 3 hours just to see them so when my family gets there we normally stayed for a week or 2 during christmas up until my grandmother's death in 2011.
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So this happened around 3 days after Christmas and everybody is enjoying themselves well until two of my cousins started showing off what their parents got them which was one of those motorized ride on Cars which had enough room to carry 2 people effeciently " my cousins were spoiled crazy and they still act like complete snobs to this very day" and this was fine myself and my brothers were happily enjoying our favorite presents " I got Quake 3 Arena that year and I was using it on my Grandparents PC it was awesome at the time" until my snobbish cousins started rubbing it in my and my 2 brothers faces about their expensive $500 Ride on Motor Cars " one was Pastel Pink and the other was Red " and it got old real quick.
So about 2 hours into their visit I had enough and i noticed my Little Brother Crying, So with me being an Responsible Big Brother i asked what was wrong and my brother replied " ****** and ******** told me that my robot toy sucked and it was for babies " even though i saw the box and it was aged up to 7 years of age with my little bro being 2 years younger than the max age requirement, so i told him it was not lame and gave him a hug and i told him to get my younger brother who is 2 years older than him.
After my little bro got my other brother we had an discussion about our cousins snobbish behavior and decided to pull a prank on them, The plan was to get my aunt to fix some snacks for everyone and while my cousins were enjoying their snacks we steal their ride on cars and use them until they died and to not stop even if the adults told us to " with myself using the Pastel Pink one because I knew my brothers would not like to use the girly one and my brothers have the other car" and lucky for my and my brothers my Grandparents got us a Toy Police Set each complete with Police Hat, Cap Gun with a shit ton of caps, some plastic handcuffs and a Decent Walkie-Talkie with a range of 20-30 Meters " My younger Brother who had always wanted to become a police office absolutely loved the gift, while my parents gave us the usual DONT POINT YOUR GUNS AT PEOPLE Speech about our cap guns"
So after the plan was set we told our aunt that we were feeling hungry and was wondering when lunch was ready and to our luck it was almost ready so my brothers took their places at the dining table while I watched where my cousins parked the ride ons, and when lunch was placed at the table all the children were called and my plan was going smoothly.
So myself and my brothers quickly ate our lunch within record timing and we were finished at least 4 minutes ahead of anybody else so after that I pointed out where the Ride On's Were Placed and we immediately moved to the vehicles and turned them on , this was the hardest bit because the Ride On's Electric motor was really loud when you started it and the dining room was near the entrance to the patio where my parents and grandparents were seated so if we did not start the vehicles and move out quickly then our plan would have been over, but luck was on me and my brothers side because we were able to get moving as soon as we heard Both our snobbish cousins call out "HEY!! GET OUT OF MY CAR!!!!" and by the time they got to the patio myself and my brothers were about 25 - 40 meters away from the concrete and on the grass.
While we were driving our cousins "Precious" Motor Ride On Cars I looked to the side and gave my brothers a thumbs up and that moment at that point of time looked so cool back then because it reminded my of one of my favorite movies at the time "Convoy" , so far the plan was a success because Myself along side with my little brothers got back at my cousins for acting like snobs by stealing their Ride On's and I was laughing my ass off and then i looked back and I saw one of my cousins trailing about 25 meters behind me while screaming "GIVE ME MY RIDE ON BACK" and just seeing her chasing me gave me an funny idea so I told my brothers over the radio to keep going with out me and they were okay with that because they were getting chased too, After telling them what i was going to do I stopped the ride on and stood up on the seat and Dropped My Trousers Far Enough so I Can moon her and that got her real pissed off and she ran to tell on me for mooning so i immediately put the pedal to the medal and sped off while laughing my ass off.
This happened for 30 minutes of being chased by my Aunt who could not run distances due to being super unfit and my cousin who is also unfit while playing convoy with my brothers over the radio and being out right jerks to our snobby cousins that we have just completely knocked them down a peg, and before it ended I saw on the LED readout that my battery was running low so I told my brothers my situation and an asked if they was the same situation and they said yes so i told them to crash our cars into each other then run like hell. so within 2 minutes i found my brothers and told them are they ready and my little brother replied over the radio and said yes so I told him to jump out so that he would not get hurt and his exact words were " so you want me to jump and miss this, Nuh uh I want to do the big kid stuff and join in" and after pleading with him for a few seconds he still refused so I stopped pestering him and then within moments we crashed into each other real hard.
As soon as we crashed "the ride ons were busted with Hard Plastic Shards going everywhere" we immediately ran for our parents while laughing our asses off even though we were going to be in so much trouble but my aunt caught my little brother and was about to spank him and i immediately turned back got my little bro and ran to the patio to receive our punishment.
Once everyone was at the patio My aunt reprimanded us and severely punish myself and my brothers for stealing and breaking the Ride Ons, even as we were getting yelled at we had smug grins plastered on our faces and this pissed her off immensely to the point that she was going to smack me in the head but luckily for my brothers and I my mother stepped in and told her that what my cousins put myself and my brothers through " with my cousins rubbing their expensive gifts in our faces and making everyone else feel like shit " and after 5 minutes of arguing my grandfather stopped the argument and with his decision fell in my brothers and myself favor and we got off scott free, well i still got punished by losing computer time for 2 days due to mooning my cousin but other than that we got away with it.
Did i regret this action. No i did not but I never pulled another stunt like this ever again, but that i look at this now i did sort of feel bad for stealing and destroying their expensive christmas gift and if it were my gift that got stolen and then broken then i would be pretty pissed off and upset but yet again I would not have rubbed it in anyone else's face while acting like a snobbish dick about it. but with all things considered that was one of the most funniest things that I had lived through.
Well that was my story, sorry that it was a bit long but i still hoped that you enjoyed it.
WARNING : LONG ASS STORY IN THIS POST
My grandparents owned this 2 acre bit of land with a decent sized home on the land and they had a decent garden with a chicken coop nearby it, to get there my parents had to drive 3 hours just to see them so when my family gets there we normally stayed for a week or 2 during christmas up until my grandmother's death in 2011.
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So this happened around 3 days after Christmas and everybody is enjoying themselves well until two of my cousins started showing off what their parents got them which was one of those motorized ride on Cars which had enough room to carry 2 people effeciently " my cousins were spoiled crazy and they still act like complete snobs to this very day" and this was fine myself and my brothers were happily enjoying our favorite presents " I got Quake 3 Arena that year and I was using it on my Grandparents PC it was awesome at the time" until my snobbish cousins started rubbing it in my and my 2 brothers faces about their expensive $500 Ride on Motor Cars " one was Pastel Pink and the other was Red " and it got old real quick.
So about 2 hours into their visit I had enough and i noticed my Little Brother Crying, So with me being an Responsible Big Brother i asked what was wrong and my brother replied " ****** and ******** told me that my robot toy sucked and it was for babies " even though i saw the box and it was aged up to 7 years of age with my little bro being 2 years younger than the max age requirement, so i told him it was not lame and gave him a hug and i told him to get my younger brother who is 2 years older than him.
After my little bro got my other brother we had an discussion about our cousins snobbish behavior and decided to pull a prank on them, The plan was to get my aunt to fix some snacks for everyone and while my cousins were enjoying their snacks we steal their ride on cars and use them until they died and to not stop even if the adults told us to " with myself using the Pastel Pink one because I knew my brothers would not like to use the girly one and my brothers have the other car" and lucky for my and my brothers my Grandparents got us a Toy Police Set each complete with Police Hat, Cap Gun with a shit ton of caps, some plastic handcuffs and a Decent Walkie-Talkie with a range of 20-30 Meters " My younger Brother who had always wanted to become a police office absolutely loved the gift, while my parents gave us the usual DONT POINT YOUR GUNS AT PEOPLE Speech about our cap guns"
So after the plan was set we told our aunt that we were feeling hungry and was wondering when lunch was ready and to our luck it was almost ready so my brothers took their places at the dining table while I watched where my cousins parked the ride ons, and when lunch was placed at the table all the children were called and my plan was going smoothly.
So myself and my brothers quickly ate our lunch within record timing and we were finished at least 4 minutes ahead of anybody else so after that I pointed out where the Ride On's Were Placed and we immediately moved to the vehicles and turned them on , this was the hardest bit because the Ride On's Electric motor was really loud when you started it and the dining room was near the entrance to the patio where my parents and grandparents were seated so if we did not start the vehicles and move out quickly then our plan would have been over, but luck was on me and my brothers side because we were able to get moving as soon as we heard Both our snobbish cousins call out "HEY!! GET OUT OF MY CAR!!!!" and by the time they got to the patio myself and my brothers were about 25 - 40 meters away from the concrete and on the grass.
While we were driving our cousins "Precious" Motor Ride On Cars I looked to the side and gave my brothers a thumbs up and that moment at that point of time looked so cool back then because it reminded my of one of my favorite movies at the time "Convoy" , so far the plan was a success because Myself along side with my little brothers got back at my cousins for acting like snobs by stealing their Ride On's and I was laughing my ass off and then i looked back and I saw one of my cousins trailing about 25 meters behind me while screaming "GIVE ME MY RIDE ON BACK" and just seeing her chasing me gave me an funny idea so I told my brothers over the radio to keep going with out me and they were okay with that because they were getting chased too, After telling them what i was going to do I stopped the ride on and stood up on the seat and Dropped My Trousers Far Enough so I Can moon her and that got her real pissed off and she ran to tell on me for mooning so i immediately put the pedal to the medal and sped off while laughing my ass off.
This happened for 30 minutes of being chased by my Aunt who could not run distances due to being super unfit and my cousin who is also unfit while playing convoy with my brothers over the radio and being out right jerks to our snobby cousins that we have just completely knocked them down a peg, and before it ended I saw on the LED readout that my battery was running low so I told my brothers my situation and an asked if they was the same situation and they said yes so i told them to crash our cars into each other then run like hell. so within 2 minutes i found my brothers and told them are they ready and my little brother replied over the radio and said yes so I told him to jump out so that he would not get hurt and his exact words were " so you want me to jump and miss this, Nuh uh I want to do the big kid stuff and join in" and after pleading with him for a few seconds he still refused so I stopped pestering him and then within moments we crashed into each other real hard.
As soon as we crashed "the ride ons were busted with Hard Plastic Shards going everywhere" we immediately ran for our parents while laughing our asses off even though we were going to be in so much trouble but my aunt caught my little brother and was about to spank him and i immediately turned back got my little bro and ran to the patio to receive our punishment.
Once everyone was at the patio My aunt reprimanded us and severely punish myself and my brothers for stealing and breaking the Ride Ons, even as we were getting yelled at we had smug grins plastered on our faces and this pissed her off immensely to the point that she was going to smack me in the head but luckily for my brothers and I my mother stepped in and told her that what my cousins put myself and my brothers through " with my cousins rubbing their expensive gifts in our faces and making everyone else feel like shit " and after 5 minutes of arguing my grandfather stopped the argument and with his decision fell in my brothers and myself favor and we got off scott free, well i still got punished by losing computer time for 2 days due to mooning my cousin but other than that we got away with it.
Did i regret this action. No i did not but I never pulled another stunt like this ever again, but that i look at this now i did sort of feel bad for stealing and destroying their expensive christmas gift and if it were my gift that got stolen and then broken then i would be pretty pissed off and upset but yet again I would not have rubbed it in anyone else's face while acting like a snobbish dick about it. but with all things considered that was one of the most funniest things that I had lived through.
Well that was my story, sorry that it was a bit long but i still hoped that you enjoyed it.
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TheSoldiersShadow
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Re: You guys have any funny IRL stories to share?
OMG I loved that. That's awesome dude! Thanks for sharing xDThe Thing Thing wrote:Well that was my story, sorry that it was a bit long but i still hoped that you enjoyed it.
