My original list wrote:
- Why the HELL is this 150 megabytes? Is there that much content, or did you just steal half of AEOD and fill the rest with MP3 music?
- It took about five minutes for the file to reach me. I am on fiber-optic broadband internet.
- I accidentally extracted your gargantuan ZIP file to the wrong drive, and it took a while to move it to the correct one.
- Just to make sure I wasn't loading stuff I shouldn't load, I looked at your readme. You list a LOT of weapons, in fact there are seven weapons on the number 1 key alone. That's too damn many. If I wanted to use the Gauntlet, for example, I would have to press the number 1 about four times to get to the one I want, more if I accidentally press it too many times. (And no, telling me to bind a key to "use Gauntlet" in the console is not a solution; that's a workaround that shouldn't need to exist.)
- There are also a lot of player classes. You have evidently tried to make them different, but many of them seem to start with almost every weapon you'd ever need, making it kind of pointless to even pick up more weapons.
- Your PK3 files are merely zipped WADs. Don't do this! It wastes memory, and you're supposed to be using the PK3 to store the data.
- Actually starting this now. I will not load your music packs as my tastes don't fall under your categories. I've loaded Epic2.wad to play with it.
- I am assaulted with a massive wall of text when selecting any difficulty level.
- Your difficulty levels are not arranged very intuitively; I assumed "Icon of Eternity" was equivalent to Doom's "Hurt Me Plenty" but realized it was actually an entirely separate game mode. So I picked Marine Assault instead. I hope I don't regret that.
- The noise some monsters make before they even wake up (like chainsaw noises) kind of ruins some ambushes.
- The Karasawa? The Unmaker? Oh great, those aren't even yours! You don't even properly credit half the authors in your text file, instead most of the stuff you grabbed from the Realm667 Bestiary and Armory is only credited to Tormentor. Like hell. Torm probably had no part in any of the three Dark Imps, the Dune Warrior, the Satyr...I could go on!
- Oooh, a marine that drops landmines at his feet. HOW THREATENING, considering he's a Revenant replacement!
- Why does almost every health pickup give you Berserk status?!
- Pistol marines take far too much damage.
- Oooh. An INVISIBLE chainsaw marine. Cute.
- Powerslave's flamethrower appears and is just a rocket launcher.
- "Picked up a rocket launcher from the future!" And the difference between this and the Powerslave one is...what, exactly?
- The Plasma Beam is powerful enough that an Imp replacement SHOULD NOT BE CARRYING IT. Epic2.wad, Map02, first room - took me five tries to finish it because of one guy with a plasma beam.
- I restarted on a different "mode" and found a bunch of Beavis clones that dropped whoopie cushions. Mature. I'm half tempted to stop playing right now, but I continue as a public service to anybody else that thinks they might even slightly be interested in this uninspired hunk of poo.
- oh great, AND the fucking Shadow Warrior shotgun we've seen in more than one hundred other Doom mods, I AM NOT JOKING.
- Flying cyberdemon heads.
- The photograph of the guy in boxers is irritating. Actually, that's not a strong enough word. Fortunately for you I don't have the patience to come up with a stronger one.
- Why did you rip the black guy from Batman Doom? Futhermore, why did you make an INVISIBLE VERSION of him?
- Millions of useless items that do absolutely nothing and aren't funny.
- The playboy magazine...just spawns a gigantic naked woman. This absolutely does not need to be in the WAD.
- Tourettes Guy is NOT funny, and he certainly doesn't make a good enemy, especially not when every single attack he has will morph you into a chicken or a pig.
- Oh boy, someone else used Bashe's HL magnum rip that has the weapon MAGICALLY CHANGE SIZE AND SHAPE WHEN FIRING
- I've had it with this.
wildweasel wrote:The List
AM, nicely summing up my opinion of this WAD, wrote:HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
JoeyTD wrote:Now is a good time for that star terk faceplam thing.
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terranova wrote:JoeyTD wrote:Now is a good time for that star terk faceplam thing.
Your wish is granted.
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