The WIP Thread

[Gez]

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[InsanityBringer]

I considered doing that, but I didn't have the other dancing sprites ready at the moment (and I also couldn't remember the URL for them)

[Ghastly]

Five times we did the quickdraw at ten paces, and the Repeater Zombie always wins.

[Ryan Cordell]

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You win. Simple as that. XD

[przndoom]

lol reminds me of elf.

[Captain Ventris]

Part 7 of 6!?!?!?!?!??!!!!?!?:

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And the Full Size image because you probably can't read that.

It's coming. When I feel like making the thread.

[Phobus]

That made no sense!

[Captain Ventris]

That made no sense!

Yeah, it isn't a novel's worth of connection. It's simple and elegant. Somebody disrupted the order of things.

[Gez]

And because of that disruption, the experiment worked instead of resulting into yet another absurd disaster?

[Captain Ventris]

And because of that disruption, the experiment worked instead of resulting into yet another absurd disaster?

The Experiment IS the disruption. And it has caused an inter-dimensional war, so actually it's totally another absurd disaster.

Well, let's pretend that there is a certain barrier between dimensions. The scientists just did something crazy and made another one. Being the UAC, they didn't consider that this might interrupt inter-dimensional travel. So, Doomguy goes through the portal to get home- but there is another dimension "in the way", so the portal stops there. So Corvus, rather than heading home or to the outer worlds, ends up in the new dimension, etc.

And the portals they came through can still be activated/ are still active, so anyone from one dimension could head into another.

ENABLING DEVICE, ENGAGE

EDIT: And the wad this is all for is actually public now.

[Gez]

The Experiment IS the disruption. And it has caused an inter-dimensional war, so actually it's totally another absurd disaster.

Yeah, but not one that affects the scientists.

See, typical sci-fi scenario is this:

Scientist A: "Behold! I've repaired the toaster."
Scientist B: "Great! Let's try it then."
*schlunk*
<roll on table 1> emerges from <roll on table 2> and <roll on table 3> the scientists <roll on table 4> before attempting to <roll on table 5> <roll on table 6>.

TABLE 1:
1: An army of robots
2: A legion of demons
3: A horde of aliens and/or mutants
4: A wave of protoplasmic goo
5: A herd of carnivorous dinosaurs
6: A stupidly-huge giant monster

TABLE 2:
1: the toaster
2: a wormhole or other transdimensional gateway
3: a spatiotemporal rift
4: behind them
5: an old occult book that was in the laboratory for some reason
6: Scientist A's innards

TABLE 3:
1: slaughters
2: massacres
3: murders
4: engulfs
5: brainwashes with mind-control rays
6: kills and assumes the shape of

TABLE 4:
1: in a spectacular explosion of gore
2: in a way which splatters odd organs all over the walls
3: during a scene so violent that it is censored even in the Director's Cut
4: in gratuitously grotesque fashion
5: leaving nothing but ashes or a smudge of blood
6: surprisingly cleanly

TABLE 5:
1: invade
2: rampage through
3: destroy
4: terraform, except, you know, more like "xenoform"
5: strip-mine
6: raise an army of the dead in

TABLE 6:
1: Tokyo
2: New York
3: Paris
4: Earth
5: the galaxy
6: the entire universe

Every sci-fi story involving scientists can be recreated with these tables. Some writers are clearly Luddites.

[Captain Ventris]

The Experiment IS the disruption. And it has caused an inter-dimensional war, so actually it's totally another absurd disaster.

Yeah, but not one that affects the scientists.

Yeah, but we don't CARE about the scientists anyway.

[printz]

A legion of demons emerges from the toaster and massacres the scientists in a spectacular explosion of gore before attempting to raise an army of the dead in the galaxy.

[Deimus]

Story line? In MY DOOM!

[Ryan Cordell]

A legion of demons emerges from the toaster and massacres the scientists in a spectacular explosion of gore before attempting to raise an army of the dead in the galaxy.

.. Hey Xaser, you got a story for a new mod!