Weapons Resource WAD

Alterworldruler · Post by **Alterworldruler** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 2:25 am

Lord Mattus is more stupid than i am!

i don't ask a simple question when 2.1 version will be released that's stupid

whoops looks like my revolver is a rip-off from the stranger LOOOOOOL

Cardboard Marty · Post by **Cardboard Marty** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 12:15 pm

Honestly you're not in any posistion to make judgements. You might has well be his brother.

Post by **Caligari87** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 1:22 pm

@Lord Mattus & Alterworldruler: Please fsck yourselves.

Inuyasha_989 · Post by **Inuyasha_989** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 9:10 pm

Wow, been a while since I posted. Sorry about the delay.

So, what weapons did I miss?

(And why can't I still have a custom title?!)

stx · Post by **stx** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 9:25 pm

Caligari_87 wrote:@Lord Mattus & Alterworldruler: Please fsck yourselves.

for a second I thought that was something like "feck' or "fock'..lol

fsck translated = "go away, analyze yourself, and fix your problems"

Inuyasha_989 wrote:(And why can't I still have a custom title?!)

someone set up us the bomb..

Lord Mattus · Post by **Lord Mattus** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 1:41 pm

Inuyasha_989 wrote: So, what weapons did I miss?

Um, I Think you missed the Riot Shotgun. So Domrem Will Rate It Shortly.

SMG M7 · Post by **SMG M7** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 2:06 pm

Inuyasha_989 wrote:Wow, been a while since I posted. Sorry about the delay.

So, what weapons did I miss?

(And why can't I still have a custom title?!)

Oh, so you're back. Say, do you have those custom wepons? I was beginning to think you'd left and I had started them.

Lord Mattus · Post by **Lord Mattus** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 3:48 pm

Wow!!!! It's Been A While since the latest version of the wrw. and where can i find the latest version?

Post by **Caligari87** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 3:50 pm

Deja Moo: The feeling you've heard this bullshit before.

Cardboard Marty · Post by **Cardboard Marty** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 3:58 pm

What the hell? Is that some sorta joke I don't get?

Phobus · Post by **Phobus** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 4:04 pm

Probably. I get Caligari's joke, though I can't help but wonder where the joke is in Lord Mattus. He can't be serious, right?

BouncyTEM · Post by **BouncyTEM** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 4:16 pm

Phobus wrote:Probably. I get Caligari's joke, though I can't help but wonder where the joke is in Lord Mattus. He can't be serious, right?

keep in mind this is Lord Mattus we're talking about.

Lord Mattus · Post by **Lord Mattus** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 4:17 pm

Okay. Here's My new Weapon. The Double Rocket Launcher!

It Can Fire two Rockets when you fire.

Get Yours Today.

also Credit Goes To Daniel For Using his sprites.

http://rapidshare.de/files/11319337/Dou ... t.zip.html

Post by **Caligari87** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 4:21 pm

No! You stole sixty seconds of my valuable life away from me for THAT? I hope you feel good about yourself now... What if that sixty seconds could have been used to tell my family how much I love them before I died? What if that time could have been the moment when I needed to help someone in need? And you stole it from me for THAT?!

EDIT: Okay, opinion. Sprites are good, but he didn't make them. Rockets fire too far to the sides. Maybe useful if you have an entire line of zombies to take out, but I ended up just aiming to the side and wasting a rocket anyway. Pointless.

BouncyTEM · Post by **BouncyTEM** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 4:21 pm

well, since i'm bored, i'm going to review "Lord Mattus' next Weapon of Unbelievably stupid horror" now.

Double Rocket Launcher:
Graphics: 2.25/5. nomally would've been 3, but you didn't make the sprites and the Rockets fire ABOVE where the weapon sprites are? wtf. -.75 for that.
Usability: 0/5. normally 3, but Rockets split too far to the left and right and are more of a threat to the player than it should be, and practically impossible to aim. -3.
Concept: 1/5. Double Rocket Launcher. yawn.
Overall: 0.2/5 Bouncies.
sorry, this phails. just as 9/10 of your weapons do.
Please try to learn how to make weapons properly before you start submitting. And, dear lord, please pay fooking attention to the reviews your weapons get.

i'm sorry if i seem harsh but in truth this weapon sucks that bad.

edit:

Inuyasha_989 wrote:Wow, been a while since I posted. Sorry about the delay.

So, what weapons did I miss?

(And why can't I still have a custom title?!)

still haven't reviewed my BFG 16500 yet.