Bouncy -> With elasticity
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Lost in Translation
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TheDarkArchon
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insertwackynamehere
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wacky is "Modification of the wind"
insert wacky name here is "Modifications of the wind of the installation here to the name"
EDIT:
WITHOUT ASIAN LANGUAGE TRANSLATION
wacky is "eccentric person"
insert wacky name here is "it uses the eccentric name of the levy here"
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MORE:
I like getting blowjobs - I can take through blowjobs
My toilet is overflowing with poop - Trabocca of toletta of the mine with the ventilator of the direct transference
My pants are stained with semen - My trousers take control dirty of the sperm batteries
My cellphone is filled with pictures of nipples - Cellphone of the mine is fulled above of the panels of entrerroscas
insert wacky name here is "Modifications of the wind of the installation here to the name"
EDIT:
WITHOUT ASIAN LANGUAGE TRANSLATION
wacky is "eccentric person"
insert wacky name here is "it uses the eccentric name of the levy here"
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MORE:
I like getting blowjobs - I can take through blowjobs
My toilet is overflowing with poop - Trabocca of toletta of the mine with the ventilator of the direct transference
My pants are stained with semen - My trousers take control dirty of the sperm batteries
My cellphone is filled with pictures of nipples - Cellphone of the mine is fulled above of the panels of entrerroscas
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TheDarkArchon
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TheDarkArchon
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- Joined: Sat Aug 07, 2004 5:14 am
- Location: Some cold place
I have set up the perfect master test, to summarize what this does in differne languages:
ORIGINAL:
Once upon a time, in a galaxy far away... oops wrong story.
Anyway, there was this evil 1-eyed guy called the Uniclops who loved to blow up stuff and kill things for no reason.
Well, for some odd reason, the Uniclops absolutely hated chainsaws. He formed together a gigantic army whose sole purpose is to seek out and destroy all the chainsaws and their protectors, which in this case are the good guys.
A group known as the chainsaw defense warriors tried to stop the Uniclops's forces, but it was no use. All who stood between the bad guys and the chainsaws were destroyed.
However, the CIA had a few tricks up its sleeves. A group of the most 1337 warriors on the planet was formed, led by one known as Xaser.
And so, our story begins.
FRENCH FRIED VERSION:
It was once, in a galaxy far far... the oops make wrong the history.
At all events, there was this type of the evil 1-eyed called Uniclops
which liked to make jump of the things of substance and setting to
died for any reason. Well, for a certain odd reason, Uniclops
absolutely hated slicers. It formed together a colossal army of which
the single goal is to seek and destroyed all the slicers and their
guards, who are in this case the good types. A group known under the
name of warriors of the defense of slicer tried to stop the forces of
Uniclops, but it was useless. All what were held between the bad types
and the slicers were destroyed. However, the CIA have some turns to
the top of its casings. A group as of the majority 1337 warriors on
planet was formed, carried out by one known under the name of Xaser.
And thus, our history starts.
GERMAN--NAZIS NOT INCLUDED:
It was once, in a galaxy, far far..., which form oops falsely history.
At all cases there was to form for these types of the evil 1-eyed,
which was called Uniclops, the branch of the things of the substance
and the adjustment on died for each possible reason liked. Well for a
certain odd reason, Uniclops hated absolutely cutting machines. It
formed together one colossal for army, from which the individual
target is to be looked, and all cutting machines up and destroyed its
protection, which are in this case the good types. A group, which
admits under the name of krieger of the defense of the cutting machine
is, tried, to stop the forces from Uniclops to but it was useless.
Everything which between the false types and the cutting machines were
continued, became destroyed. However the CIA some revolutions have to
the top side of its housings. A group starting from the majority 1337
kriegern on planets was formed, executed by one, which admits under
the name of Xaser is. And therefore, our history of starts.
ITALIAN, WITH EXTRA CHEESE:
It was once, in a galaxy, far away far away..., that they erroneously
form the history of the oops. To all the cases it had to form to us
for these types of the malvagità 1-eyed, that they have been calls
Uniclops, the branch of the things of the died substance and the
recording over for every appreciate possible reason. Well for sure
uneven reason, Uniclops hated the tagliatrici absolutely. It has
formed with a colossal for the army, from which the specific objective
it must be observed and all the tagliatrici in on and has destroyed
the relative protection, that they are in this case the good types. A
group, that it admits with the pseudonym of krieger of the defense of
the tagliatrice must, tried, to arrest the forces from Uniclops to but
was useless. All the that between the types it is made and tagliatrici
were continue to you, have been destroyed. However the some turns of
CIA must the advanced side of the relati to you lodgings. A group that
begins from majority 1337 kriegern on planets has been formed,
executed from one, that it admits under the name of Xaser is. And
therefore, our history of the beginning.
I CANNOT THINK OF ANYTHING FUNNY TO SAY WITH 'PORTUGESE' IN IT:
It was a time, in a galaxy, distant moved away distant moved away...,
that they erroneamente give form to history of oops. To all the cases
had to give to us to form for these types of malvagità 1-eyed, this
had been atendimentos Uniclops, the branch office of the things of the
died substance and the writing on for each appreciates the possible
ratio. Well for certain the different ratio, Uniclops hated
tagliatrici absolutely. It gave form with a colossal one for the army,
of that the specific objective it must be observed and all tagliatrici
inside on and destroyed the protection relative, that is in this case
the good types. A group, that one that admitted with pseudonym of
krieger of the defense of the tagliatrice had, attemped, to arrest the
forces of Uniclops but it was useless. All the ones that enter the
types are made and tagliatrici was continues it, had been destroyed.
However some rollbacks of the CIA must the advanced side to it of
relati lodgings. A group that started of majority 1337 kriegern in
planets was given form, executed of one, that it admits under the name
of Xaser is. E consequently, ours history of the start.
TRADUCIDO, EN ESPANOL:
It was a time, in a galaxy, distant distant moved absentee
separated..., who they form of the elasticity of erroneamente to the
history of oops. To all the cases it had to give us to the form for
these types of malvagità 1-eyed, this one had been atendimentos
Uniclops, the branch of the things of the dead substance and the
writing ignited for each one appreciates the relation of possible
transformation. Well for insurance the diverse relation of
transformation, Uniclops absolutely hated tagliatrici. It gave the
form with colossal for the army, of that the specific objective it
must be observed and all tagliatrici inside ignited and destroyed
relative of the protection, that is in this case the good types. A
group, that one that it admitted with the pseudonym of krieger of the
defense of tagliatrice had, attemped, to arrest the forces of Uniclops
only he was useless. All they become that they incorporate the types
and tagliatrici was continues it, had been destroyed. Nevertheless
some restorations nonupdated of the company must the expensive outpost
to her of the lodgings of relati. They gave a group that began of
majority 1337 kriegern in planets the form, executed of one, which it
admits under the name of Xaser is. And therefore, the our history of
the beginning.
So there you have it. After being translated through five different languages, this is the final result of Death to Chainsaws's intro. How nice.
Oh, and as a final note, this thread has inspired me to write a new song, called "Lost in Translation". Thanks very much for that.
(Also, about the German title thing, I did not mean any offense to anyone german. I do realize that 99% or so of all Germans are not Nazis, and I don't hate Germans in any way or form... I just hate Nazis. That's why there's no Nazis included, because they suck.)
ORIGINAL:
Once upon a time, in a galaxy far away... oops wrong story.
Anyway, there was this evil 1-eyed guy called the Uniclops who loved to blow up stuff and kill things for no reason.
Well, for some odd reason, the Uniclops absolutely hated chainsaws. He formed together a gigantic army whose sole purpose is to seek out and destroy all the chainsaws and their protectors, which in this case are the good guys.
A group known as the chainsaw defense warriors tried to stop the Uniclops's forces, but it was no use. All who stood between the bad guys and the chainsaws were destroyed.
However, the CIA had a few tricks up its sleeves. A group of the most 1337 warriors on the planet was formed, led by one known as Xaser.
And so, our story begins.
FRENCH FRIED VERSION:
It was once, in a galaxy far far... the oops make wrong the history.
At all events, there was this type of the evil 1-eyed called Uniclops
which liked to make jump of the things of substance and setting to
died for any reason. Well, for a certain odd reason, Uniclops
absolutely hated slicers. It formed together a colossal army of which
the single goal is to seek and destroyed all the slicers and their
guards, who are in this case the good types. A group known under the
name of warriors of the defense of slicer tried to stop the forces of
Uniclops, but it was useless. All what were held between the bad types
and the slicers were destroyed. However, the CIA have some turns to
the top of its casings. A group as of the majority 1337 warriors on
planet was formed, carried out by one known under the name of Xaser.
And thus, our history starts.
GERMAN--NAZIS NOT INCLUDED:
It was once, in a galaxy, far far..., which form oops falsely history.
At all cases there was to form for these types of the evil 1-eyed,
which was called Uniclops, the branch of the things of the substance
and the adjustment on died for each possible reason liked. Well for a
certain odd reason, Uniclops hated absolutely cutting machines. It
formed together one colossal for army, from which the individual
target is to be looked, and all cutting machines up and destroyed its
protection, which are in this case the good types. A group, which
admits under the name of krieger of the defense of the cutting machine
is, tried, to stop the forces from Uniclops to but it was useless.
Everything which between the false types and the cutting machines were
continued, became destroyed. However the CIA some revolutions have to
the top side of its housings. A group starting from the majority 1337
kriegern on planets was formed, executed by one, which admits under
the name of Xaser is. And therefore, our history of starts.
ITALIAN, WITH EXTRA CHEESE:
It was once, in a galaxy, far away far away..., that they erroneously
form the history of the oops. To all the cases it had to form to us
for these types of the malvagità 1-eyed, that they have been calls
Uniclops, the branch of the things of the died substance and the
recording over for every appreciate possible reason. Well for sure
uneven reason, Uniclops hated the tagliatrici absolutely. It has
formed with a colossal for the army, from which the specific objective
it must be observed and all the tagliatrici in on and has destroyed
the relative protection, that they are in this case the good types. A
group, that it admits with the pseudonym of krieger of the defense of
the tagliatrice must, tried, to arrest the forces from Uniclops to but
was useless. All the that between the types it is made and tagliatrici
were continue to you, have been destroyed. However the some turns of
CIA must the advanced side of the relati to you lodgings. A group that
begins from majority 1337 kriegern on planets has been formed,
executed from one, that it admits under the name of Xaser is. And
therefore, our history of the beginning.
I CANNOT THINK OF ANYTHING FUNNY TO SAY WITH 'PORTUGESE' IN IT:
It was a time, in a galaxy, distant moved away distant moved away...,
that they erroneamente give form to history of oops. To all the cases
had to give to us to form for these types of malvagità 1-eyed, this
had been atendimentos Uniclops, the branch office of the things of the
died substance and the writing on for each appreciates the possible
ratio. Well for certain the different ratio, Uniclops hated
tagliatrici absolutely. It gave form with a colossal one for the army,
of that the specific objective it must be observed and all tagliatrici
inside on and destroyed the protection relative, that is in this case
the good types. A group, that one that admitted with pseudonym of
krieger of the defense of the tagliatrice had, attemped, to arrest the
forces of Uniclops but it was useless. All the ones that enter the
types are made and tagliatrici was continues it, had been destroyed.
However some rollbacks of the CIA must the advanced side to it of
relati lodgings. A group that started of majority 1337 kriegern in
planets was given form, executed of one, that it admits under the name
of Xaser is. E consequently, ours history of the start.
TRADUCIDO, EN ESPANOL:
It was a time, in a galaxy, distant distant moved absentee
separated..., who they form of the elasticity of erroneamente to the
history of oops. To all the cases it had to give us to the form for
these types of malvagità 1-eyed, this one had been atendimentos
Uniclops, the branch of the things of the dead substance and the
writing ignited for each one appreciates the relation of possible
transformation. Well for insurance the diverse relation of
transformation, Uniclops absolutely hated tagliatrici. It gave the
form with colossal for the army, of that the specific objective it
must be observed and all tagliatrici inside ignited and destroyed
relative of the protection, that is in this case the good types. A
group, that one that it admitted with the pseudonym of krieger of the
defense of tagliatrice had, attemped, to arrest the forces of Uniclops
only he was useless. All they become that they incorporate the types
and tagliatrici was continues it, had been destroyed. Nevertheless
some restorations nonupdated of the company must the expensive outpost
to her of the lodgings of relati. They gave a group that began of
majority 1337 kriegern in planets the form, executed of one, which it
admits under the name of Xaser is. And therefore, the our history of
the beginning.
So there you have it. After being translated through five different languages, this is the final result of Death to Chainsaws's intro. How nice.
Oh, and as a final note, this thread has inspired me to write a new song, called "Lost in Translation". Thanks very much for that.
(Also, about the German title thing, I did not mean any offense to anyone german. I do realize that 99% or so of all Germans are not Nazis, and I don't hate Germans in any way or form... I just hate Nazis.
That's why there's no Nazis included, because they suck.)
Using enormous mind power, I translated the opening scene of Zero Wing to English.
In AD 2101, war was beginning.
What happened?
Somebody bombed us!
We're getting a signal!
What?!
Turning on main screen.
It's you!
How are you, gentlemen?
All of your bases belong to us now.
Your destruction is certain.
What are you saying?
You have no chance to survive. Enjoy your final moments.
Ha ha ha ha...
Then all of my hard work was ruined.
In VISUALIZATION 2101 of the PUBLICITY, the war that began.
That thing happened?
Somebody bombed them!
We received marks they!
That thing?
It turns the general visualization.
She you are!
How GONE, to sigg.?
All their lower surfaces inside belong they had loaded for are.
Its destruction is safe.
That thing that you say?
They must not probably survive of a certain way. Present modernities its moments of the obstruction.
Hectar to hectar of Hectar de Hectar...
In AD 2101, war was beginning.
What happened?
Somebody bombed us!
We're getting a signal!
What?!
Turning on main screen.
It's you!
How are you, gentlemen?
All of your bases belong to us now.
Your destruction is certain.
What are you saying?
You have no chance to survive. Enjoy your final moments.
Ha ha ha ha...
Then all of my hard work was ruined.
In VISUALIZATION 2101 of the PUBLICITY, the war that began.
That thing happened?
Somebody bombed them!
We received marks they!
That thing?
It turns the general visualization.
She you are!
How GONE, to sigg.?
All their lower surfaces inside belong they had loaded for are.
Its destruction is safe.
That thing that you say?
They must not probably survive of a certain way. Present modernities its moments of the obstruction.
Hectar to hectar of Hectar de Hectar...
U FAIL IT!
In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You !!
Cats: How are you gentlemen !!
Cats: All your base are belong to us.
Cats: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Cats: HA HA HA HA ....
Captain: Take off every 'zig' !!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'zig'.
Captain: For great justice.
In A.d. the war it began 2101.
Captain: That thing happens?
Mechanic: Somebody has installs to her collapse.
Client: We received marks they.
Captain: Which!
Client: The general of the visualization ignites.
Captain: She you are!
Cats: Because you he are sigg.!
Cats: Its superficial lower whole number is belongs to us.
Cats: They are in the thrown one with the destruction.
Captain: Which you say!
Cats: They do not have of a certain way to survive dice probably to form his time.
Cats: HECTAR HECTAR HECTAR HECTAR....
Captain: He cancels each ' crack '!
Captain: They know, this that they who give the form.
Captain: He moves ' grietá.
Captain: For the great justice.
In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You !!
Cats: How are you gentlemen !!
Cats: All your base are belong to us.
Cats: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Cats: HA HA HA HA ....
Captain: Take off every 'zig' !!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'zig'.
Captain: For great justice.
In A.d. the war it began 2101.
Captain: That thing happens?
Mechanic: Somebody has installs to her collapse.
Client: We received marks they.
Captain: Which!
Client: The general of the visualization ignites.
Captain: She you are!
Cats: Because you he are sigg.!
Cats: Its superficial lower whole number is belongs to us.
Cats: They are in the thrown one with the destruction.
Captain: Which you say!
Cats: They do not have of a certain way to survive dice probably to form his time.
Cats: HECTAR HECTAR HECTAR HECTAR....
Captain: He cancels each ' crack '!
Captain: They know, this that they who give the form.
Captain: He moves ' grietá.
Captain: For the great justice.