Buzzkill
Disc: We all know it's always fun to use a saw to cut through the flesh of your foes. But scientists at GII took it one step further and used a buzz saw! While buzzing your way through enemies was fun and entertaining the weapon was missing any GII pizzazz. So what did they do about that? Made it so the buzz saws could be launched at high speeds as well. Why? On GII we ask how, not why!
Fire (Hold): Slide up and spin a buzz saw
Fire (Release): Launch the buzz saw
Alt: None
Uber Fists
Disc: Some gloves along with brass knuckles and some steroids, lovely.... The Uber Fists came about when Rookie complained that he could do hand to hand combat as well as Sokolov. So, to give him an edge GII scientists made the Uber Fists. They soon became popular and every member of the Overkill Unit wanted some. So GII scientists just made it a standard melee weapon.
Fire: Powerful punch
Fire (Hold): Weaker but much faster punches
Alt: Put your fist out and spiiiiiiiin!
Rimski
Disc: When in Rome... get a giant fork and stab someone with it! This is likely what the GII scientist who developed the Rimski was thinking. This scientist wanted a weapon that one could easily use to stab or skewer enemies with. So, what did he think of? I javelin? A spear? A pointed stick? No, a huge, metal fork! Because why not!?
Fire: Quick stabbing thrust
Alt: Rear back then charge forward with an epic battle cry!
Combat Cube
Disc: The Combat Cube is a truly odd and terrifying object. So, what is it? It's a metal Cube that contains the essence of pure conflict! Not only will it enable it's user to summon many combat-related things but it will also put you in a blind combat-induced rage until you let go of it. If you listen very closely to the cube you can hear voices yelling out or shouting things like, "kill him","die you scum","get down boys" and many other disturbing things. Fun, fun, fun!
Fire: Shoot out a red beam
Alt: Launch tiny missiles
Steamjack
Disc: The yellow chainsaw used by Doomguy was alright, it did it's job. But ya'know what it was missing? More ways to murder things. So, to fix this, GII scientists build a lightweight, heavy duty chainsaw. Heavy duty so it could RIP AND TEAR through your foes. And lightweight so you can swing it around too.
Fire: Rip and tear!
Alt: Swing the chainsaw
Axecalliber
Disc: Axecalliber was discovered in a tomb on GII. This mysterious axe has been in the possession of famous lumberjacks from all over the world. Lumberjacks such as Choppy McHacks, Hans B Laid and Mr. Timberton. Over time it has gained amazing abilities and always granted its users the ability to cut wood like no other mortal man!
Fire: Swing it like an... axe
Alt: Swing and let loose a barrage of magic
Head Thief
Disc: While studying the French Revolution some GII scientists asked them selves, "how come we don't have a cool head chopping device?" Thus this weapon came to be! Imagine a Frisbee gun, but the Frisbees are metal and sharp....
Fire: Launches a big metal disc
Alt: Loads more ammo into the weapon (8 ammo!)
Ninazaraph
Disc: While looking over the overkill weapons made by the Russians The GII found the Quadvogle, a 4 barreled shotgun! Not to be out done The GII created the 9 barreled beauty that is the Ninazaraph.
Fire: Shoots a huge spread of explosive pellets
Alt: Load and launch a big, metal bomb
Reload: Take about 12 seconds piling shells into the gun then everything in your line of sight DIES!
Spaketeer
Disc: After testing the Ninazaraph Retson complained that the weapon was too slow. So The GII made this full-auto shotgun of pure destruction! However, once completed they noticed that some nimrod had put 2 useless buttons on it. Thus, to utilize these otherwise useless buttons they added an alternate mode.
Fire (Kill Mode): Fires a smaller spread of explosive pellets at a high fire rate
Alt (Kill Mode): Creates an explosion that launches you but doesn't damage you
Fire (Aid Mode): Heals 5 points of health
Alt (Aid Mode): Propels nearby monsters and projectiles away from you
Reload: Switch between Kill Mode and Aid Mode
Bonfire DECOMMISSIONED
Disc: GII scientists got bored of building the same old shotgun over and over so they tried to come up with ways to spice it up. That was when some drunk guy walked in and suggested that this new shotgun be given incendiary ammo. So, the BRILLIANT GII scientists took this drunk guys advice and even fit the new shotgun with a flamethrower for extra fire!
Fire: Fire some fire
Alt: Shoot out a jet of fire
Dual Krakers
Disc: After some time GII scientists started noticing that rocket launchers were generally very heavy and unwieldy. They though that they had solved this problem with their constant use of explosive ammo, however those explosions were simply too small. So they created a pistol sized gun that shot small, hi-explosive rockets.
Fire: Fire the left gun
Alt: Fire the right gun
DSP Rifle
Disc:
Hoi guyz, its Darksydephil her to tawk about my supre cul wepon! Its soo much beter than the wepans made bye that stupd Kojima! The contrlz on it R soupr col two, it can soot bulets at peple and mak them dye. Im sooooooooooooo coooooooooollllll! *BURP*
Fire:
Shots ballets at yur enemas wit BETS ACURASY EEVOR!
Alt:
U geet 2 her my gud voce than yu soot the gan multapel tims!
Note From GII: If you beat Doom 2 using only this weapon we will praise you!
Koff DECOMMISSIONED
Disc: If you have played this mod before now than you will no doubt remember that pretty bad weapon known as the Razrushi. If you don't know what that is than you'll see when you get to it. Anyway, GII wanted to make up for the Razrushi by building an actual elemental gun. But what kind of gun? Why not a shotgun? Because the Overkill Unit needs more of those! WOOOO!!!
Fire (F/I Mode): Fire a scatter of explosive pellets
Fire (T/E Mode): Fire a seed that, upon hitting the ground, sprouts into a tree, killing anything to close to it
Alt (F/I Mode): Fire an ice ball that freezes enemies
Alt (T/E Mode): Fire a deadly current of electricity
Reload: Switch modes
Ekran
Disc: It was just a few days ago when GII built the Overkill Weapon Slot Machine™. When you spin it it comes up with 2-3 things and the goal is for GII scientists to combine those 2 or 3 things into a single overkill weapon. On the first test the results were; shotgun, plasma, selective fire. So, with these parameters in mind, a small team of GII scientists came up with this thing.
Fire: Fire 1 plasma beam
Alt: Fire 3 plasma beams (wow!)
Instafada
Disc: Finally, a weapon good for causing tensions in the middle east! But, to be honest, we don't remember how we thought of this gun. probably a booze-filled night at the firing range. But it is a shotgun AND cannon. How can we fit so many cannon balls onto it? If you're asking that then you don't know GII well enough.
Fire: Spray some explosive shells
Alt: Launch a bouncing cannon ball
Nizina
Disc: It was near the end of a day of weapon testing when one GII scientist said, "stupid Italians, they couldn't make a shotgun to save their lives! Neither can the Irish!" The Irish were too drunk to care about the insult. However, the Italians were sober and took the insult personally. So, the Italian government spent millions of Euros building the perfect shotgun. And it wasn't half bad I guess. It was fine. It was OK. Merf.
Fire: BOOOM!
Alt: None (Blame the Italians!)
Hushpuppy
Disc: GII has never been known for stealth. Like, at all. But that didn't stop us from making a silenced weapon. With amazing technology that makes your shots silent to everyone but you! You'll be undetectable! ...Almost.
Fire: Shoot a single quiet shot
Alt: Shoot a loud scatter shot! But still no one notices
Hupfen
Disc: You know how bullets always ricochet? Well lets take that to the extreme! The pellets of this shotgun scatter and bounce of every surface like ping pong balls! How we came up with this idea we can't remember. The shotgun is pump action too to make it... cooler? We think. Any way this shotgun is for people who really hate to aim. Fire at will!
Fire: Shoot super bouncy pellets
Alt: None
Rashki
Disc: If there is one thing GII weapons scientists love it's belts of ammunition. So naturally, one scientist (named Billybob II) noticed that we had yet to create a belt fed shotgun. The Rashki is also known as The Shell Flinger for reasons that will become obvious.
Fire: Let loose a spread of explosive pellets based on how many shells are loaded
Alt: Load another shell into the Rashki
Reload: Quickly load 6 shells then fire off just those shells (kinda glitchy)
Katanon
Disc: GII's Korean/Japanese ally (MDK Island) has its soldiers use traditional Japanese weaponry. Their favorite is the Katana. So, the GII created this ridiculous weapon as a gift for them. And they loved it!
Fire: Rapidly shoot Katanas!
Alt: Shoot Katanas even faster for a few seconds!
Kazax
Disc: A group of GII scientists were given a flamethrower and told, "make this a shotgun." They struggled at first but eventually decided to build a shotgun that focused on power instead of spread.
Fire: Shoots hi-power pellets
Alt: Propel yourself forward with a burst of air
Oblozka
Disc: A teacher at the Gezan Weapons Development Collage (GWDC) did a class project where each student would design and build their own weapon for the Overkill Unit. Any weapon that got a grade of A or A+ would be submitted to the Overkill Unit itself. This was one of the 2 weapons that got through, it was submitted by Annie Vertson and got an A+!
Fire: Send pellets flying everywhere
Alt: None
Barabar
Disc: This was the other weapon that got through. The Barabar was submitted by John Hazmak and got an A. It does seem a tad plain in the way that it seems to be the Spaketeer but more deadly and less versatile but it keeps the overkill spirit.
Fire: Chop up your foe with shotgun pellets
Alt: None
Ereska
Disc: Not long after creating The GII's 182nd kind minigun Prof. Billybob (the head of ammunition belt research) got the idea to make a normal machine gun that was belt fed. Billybob made the first Ereska himself, using only spare parts, a belt of 35mm rounds and some plywood. Good job Professor Billybob!
Fire: It fires EXPLOSIVE bullets
Alt: Screw firing the darn thing, just chuck the entire gun at your foes!
Razrushi DECOMMISSIONED
Disc: Prof. Billybob strikes again! With the Razrushi: Elemental Chaingun! Once Billybob had drawn the blueprints for an average belt fed chaingun other, more innovative scientists added in the fire and ice ammo types.
Fire: Shoots, alternating between Fire Ammo and Ice Ammo
Alt: Shoots only Ice Ammo
Reload: Shoots only Fire Ammo
Zoom: Summon all 3 keycards out of thin air (very cheaty)
Kalinika
Disc: The Dalsta was a sticky bomb launcher that was supposed to be built for the GII Overkill Unit. It would have fired bombs that stuck to walls and could be detonated via remote. The Ulintina was another weapon planned for the GII Overkill Unit. It was a high caliber Tommygun. However, none of the scientists were happy with these two weapons, they were just too mainstream. So, the scientists worked together to combine the capabilities of both weapons into The Kalinika!
Fire (Remote Mode): Fire small remote bombs
Fire (Auto Mode): Fire small bombs that explode on contact
Alt: Detonate all remote bombs
Reload: Switch between Remote Mode and Auto Mode
Pitaniya
Disc: Prof. Billybob and Dr. Dien were working on a minigun together, Billybob worked on the right half, Dien got the left. Everything went smoothly, but both men thought that they were in charge of the ammo supply. So Billybob added a belt of bullets feeding onto the right side of the gun while Dien added a belt of explosives feeding into the left side. And they never noticed until it was too late....
Fire: Unleash a storm of fire, death and hell!
Granata
Disc: The Overkill Unit wanted more machine guns and more explosives! That is what was written on the note left by Hativa on a GII scientist's door step one fine Wednesday morning. GII scientists decided to kill 2 birds with 1 stone, so they went out side and killed some birds. Then they started work on the Granata, a machine gun that fires rockets and has the ability to be loaded up to then fire in burst!
Fire: Fire small rockets
Alt: Unleash stored rockets at double normal fire rate
Reload: Load a rocket into the storage
Gewer Gun
Disc: So, we all know that most guns shoot bullets. But what about a gun that shoots guns that shoot bullets? This was the train of thought during the 257th GII Overkill Weapons Development Meeting. So, since most off the GII scientists were bored stupid we passed the idea and now we have this! Why not mount guns on the front of missiles, right!?
Fire: Launch a chain gun missile
Alt: Launch a shotgun missile
Pinetree
Disc: What happens when you give 4 GII scientists a bunch of wooden stakes? You get the Pinetree! A machine gun that fires various sizes of wooden stakes. How do we fit that many stakes into a gun so small? If you're asking that then you don't know a thing about GII. The real question here is; why doesn't the scope on top of the gun work!?
Fire: Rapid fire a bunch of small wooden stakes
Alt: Launch one huge wooden stake
Mozg
Homing missiles are so easy to use. It's like sniping with auto aim on. You just press a button and your enemy politely dies. So GII figured we could exploit this as much as possible. So we made the only weapon that you can use in France from your bed and kill a guy in New Zealand. Yay?
Fire: Shoot homing missiles rapidly
Alt: None
Dr. Dingo
Disc: Did you take you medicine this morning? I hope so, because if you didn't then Dr. Dingo is going to force feed it to you! Pills are always so helpful, unless they're being fired at you from a gun! Hence, the Dr. Dingo. This new medicine delivery device is now being used in hospitals all over GII to get kids to take their medicine. Why is it called Dr. Dingo? Because dingoes eat their young.
Fire: Shoot pills!
Alt: Launch a medkit!
Zakon
Disc: Nail guns are so overused aren't they? Realm 667 ALONE has 6 different kinds of nail guns available! GII scientists wanted to show the world how nail guns are REALLY made! So we made a completely overpowered nail-shooting chain gun of death! Why? Because we can!
Fire: Shoot nails rapidly
Alt: Shoot explosive nails rapidly
Reload: Spin barrels so fast it cuts through foes!
G-PPSH
Disc: The PPSH was an awesome sub machine gun made by the USSR. It is famous around the world (especially in COD Zombies.) So GII adopted it and changed it up a bit. How did we change it? By adding a hyper-electric generator to it! Now it can shoot bullets and lightning! Because why not right? RIGHT!?
Fire: Expel hot lead from the barrel
Alt: Shoot an electric shock
MP4000
Disc: The MP40 was an iconic German sub machine gun used during WW2. GII loved it so much that we took it and improved it. How? By adding a higher caliber and some plasma tech. Now it can generate explosive plasma shots. The good Prof. Fritz worked on this weapon himself. He is now part of the Overkill Unit.
Fire: Shoot bullets! YAY!
Alt: Generate and fire a boom boom plasma shot
Deanthrofier
Disc: One fine morning, Sokolov decided that he wanted to build overpowered weapons of his own. He loved explosions and The GII had a large supply of large steel bombs that they never used. So Sokolov, using these bombs along with his vodka induced creativity, created this N00B TUBE on steroids!
Fire: Launch a bomb that explodes into more bombs
Alt: Heals you
Reload: Unload a bomb into your inventory as an item
Flammentod
Disc: A couple of GII scientists noticed how often the monsters rely on fireballs. So, to fight fire with fire, they built a fireball cannon. Then, a tiny piece of space rock crashed through the roof of their lab. Seeing this they got the brilliant idea to have the weapon launch meteors as well.
Fire: Shoot a small fireball
Alt: Launch a meteor that bounces all over the place
Rotationer
Disc: While researching the Davey Crockett mini-nuke that Retson brought over from the USA a couple of GII scientists got the idea to create their own mini-nuke launcher. But, to 1up the USA, they made theirs gas powered (100% safe), and fed via chamber!
Fire: Launch a mini-nuclear missile
Alt: Charge up then unleash a barrage of 5 missiles
Reload: Spawn some ammo, a large health bonus and a large armor bonus out of thin air (helps with splash damage)
Zoom: Same thing as Alt but with a RO quote before it
Katlekomp
Disc: If you payed attention you'll know that GII scientists love them some belts of ammunition. If there are 3 things they love, they are belts of ammo, explosions, and machine guns. So, when they decided it would be a good idea to build a grenade launcher, naturally these 3 things came to mind. Now, any normal person will say, "a full-auto grenade launcher that's belt fed will be super heavy and jam like crazy!" True, but GII found a way around that. How? Hell if I know?
Fire: Rapidly shoot contact grenades
Alt: Fire a cluster of contact grenades
Ubiystovo
Disc: GII scientists love explosions. That is pretty obvious. However, the creative minds at the GII Weapons Development labs went crazy when the heard that the Overkill Unit wanted a flamethrower. But they couldn't make them just any old flamethrower! So... why not an EXPLOSION THROWER!? A piping hot, gas powered piece of weaponry history that generates explosions!
Fire: Constantly create explosions in front of you (point down to use as jet pack)
Alt: Charge then take a gas-fueled leap
Iskat
Disc: Some really creepy GII scientists wondered what you would get if you got 2 firearms to mate.... That was a normal sentence.... Anyway, the first 2 weapons that these scientists "cross bread" were a shotgun and rocket launcher. What they ended up with was a rocket launchers insane brother on steriods, crack, cocaine and meth all while being trained by Nuck Chorris!
Fire: Fire a scatter shot of rockets
Alt: Give yourself 6 seconds of immunity to rockets that you fire
Goryachi
Disc: Do you know what a flak cannon is? If so, than that is totally irrelevant to this weapon. The Goryachi is similar to the Rashki in that you can load multiple charges into it before firing. But instead of firing pellets the Goryachi launches a cluster of little metal shards that rip through foes and bounce all over the place. Good luck avoiding that.
Fire: Launch metal shards
Alt (Hold): Load in charges
Alt (Release): Launch all of the loaded charges
Toplevo
Disc: Some moron in the Overkill Weapons Development Team thought that we should build something he called the Random Bombs gun. A weapon that would fire random explosives. He was promptly fired. I mean, what a stupid name. The idea was alright, but it needed something more, something better, something more flammable....
Fire: Fire a cluster of random explosives
Alt: Launch a fireball to ignite things
Alt (Hold): Drop down gasoline that can be lit up by damaging it in any way
Yadernogo
Disc: What do you mean we already have a mint-nuke launcher? Well, how about a MEGA-NUKE LAUNCHER! That's what the Yadernogo is! How much more fun can vaporizing your foes with nukes get? We don't know but we'll find a way!
Fire: Fire nuke
Alt: Fire homing rocket
Khaos
Disc: Google defines chaos as: "cha·os, 'ka?äs/, noun, complete disorder and confusion." This weapon is nothing if not just that! Firing grenades rapidly and watching them bounce all over the place is pure chaos. Although this does result in the weapon being fairly self-destructive, some of your own grenades are bound to hit you. But its a small price to pay for this drunken piece of weaponry!
Fire: Rapidly launch bouncing grenades
Alt: Rapidly launch homing, bouncing grenades
Reload: Fire invisible, homing, bouncing Stalker Grenades™
Penitrator
Disc: Yes, we know it's misspelled! Stop telling us! Anyway, this awesome weapon is what happened when The GII started experimenting with plasma technology.
Fire: Shoots a beam that rips through foes
Alt: None
Vezapna
Disc: So, some GII scientists were watching Back to the Future and they noticed how, when the car travels through time, 2 trails of fire fly down the pavement where the car used to be. These scientists took this idea and ran with it. Changing the fire to explosions! Because, y'know, why not!?
Fire: Create a wave of explosions toward your target
Alt: Create a BIGGER wave of explosions
Sweeper
Disc: one day, a group of 3 mathematicians visited the GII weapons development labs. They saw the testing of the Ninazaraph and suggested a scatter shot weapon that only shot along the x and y axis INDIVIDUALLY. The scientists thought the idea was stupid but they tried it anyway. That's how we ended up with this thing!
Fire: Shoot a horizontal spread
Alt: Shoot a vertical spread
Dahsha
Disc: The GII scientists had had quite a long month, constantly designing and building weapons. However, they soon realized that they hadn't built a sniper rifle! OH GAWD! OH DARN IT ALL! PAAAAANIC! So they whipped one together using the plasma tech that was now accessible to them. They added and adjustable scope and kicked the finished product out the door. And it was killer!
Fire: Fire a hi-power plasma beam
Alt (Hold): Zoom in gradually with the scope, release once you get to a zoom level you like to unleash another plasma beam
Vlad
Disc: It was a Saturday and a team of GII scientists who really loved their job (Prof. Billybob, Dr. BonTete and Prof. Nope) had come in for a day of volunteer work. There was only one problem, there was nothing to really work on. All the weapons had been finished! So, the 3 scientists designed and built their own weapon in just a day using scrap parts. A laser beam that would charge to determine the fire duration. When the weapon was shown to the Overkill Unit they quickly adopted it and the 3 scientists have been praised ever since!
Fire (Hold): Spin the drum to charge the weapon
Fire (Release): Shoot a constant laser for a set amount of time based on the charge
Alt: None
Leud
Disc: Everyone chill! Freeze where you are! That's pretty cool! Take a chill pill! Don't freeze up on me! That's cold! Cool as ice! Ice to meet you! Stay frosty! Let's kick some ice! Gave you the cold shoulder! My age is ice age! My favorite food are chilies! You're snowed in!
Fire: Shoot an ice ball that freezes your foes
Alt: Launch a small glacier that freezes foes on contact
Trudka
Disc: Super-balls are fun, aren't they? The way they bounce all over the place. Now imagine that but the ball in 1.5 meters in diameter and made of plasma. That's what the Trudka shoots. However the plasma used in this weapon is special in that only a certain amount can fit in any given charge so the weapon must reload from time to time. Other than that it a darn cool weapon of pure doom you wont soon forget.
Fire: Launch the above mentioned plasma super-balls
Alt (Hold): Charge up the plasma scatter, charges up to 4 times
Alt (Release): Let loose the plasma scatter
Reload: Reload
Sputnik
Disc: Plasma tech has come very far on GII. This is what led to the plasma wave firing Sputnik. Also, remember how satellites were put in space to do scientific things? Well they still are. But now those orbiting sputniks can be dragged out of orbit and come smashing into earth and pulverize your foes into dust! Science at its most overkill level! This all come from an experiment with a gravity altering device that caused a satellite to slam into earth. Of course GII scientists wanted to weaponize this idea as soon as possible. Just make sure there isn't anything like a ceiling in the way of the falling satellite.
Fire: Launch a wave of plasma
Alt: Place a beacon that calls a sputnik from orbit!
Riceinator
Disc: This weapon was originally made just to tease The GII's Korean/Japanese allies, however said allies then requested that the weapon actually be developed. Seeing as the weapon would not be taken too seriously due to the name GII scientists figured it would be the perfect time to mess around with the new plasma technology to see what it could do. If the result was total crap, who would care, it was a joke to begin with right? But the result turned out to be no joke, the Riceinator was only made once and it ended up being the most powerful weapon ever made by the GII!!!
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Fire: Launches a sun-like projectile that explodes into a blast of light that kills anything it can get to! (With no damage taken by the player, wow!)
Alt: Activates the Rice Worm Hole!
Vikor
Disc: The GII has many allies, one of those allies found a new element that acts somewhat like a black hole. After awhile they gave the GII a a few samples of the element. So what was the first thing the GII did with it? Weaponize it of course! The Vikor super charges a small bit of the element and sends if flying. Once it hits a solid object it erupts into a huge vortex that pulls in anything that isn't bolted to the floor! The GII's allies warned them about how destructive the element was. But we didn't listen!
Fire: Launches a projectile that becomes a huge vortex on contact!
Zhat
Disc: Remember the Iskat? Yeah, what if you made those missile NUCLEAR and unable to damage the user in any way shape or form? Well, who ever said that was promoted for sure as now that idea has become one of GII's most overpowered weapons. You read what is does! Oh, but did we forget to mention that the Zhat is also FULLY AUTOMATIC with a fire rate of ~6 SHOTS PER SECOND and 10 MISSILES PER SHOT!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Fire: Fire a scatter shot of 10 nuclear missiles that can't harm you
Alt: LAUNCH THE CHAOTIC "WEE POD!"
Porez
Disc: There really isn't much to say about this devastating thing. We just wanted the most efficient way to murder everything in our sight. This was it.
Fire: Everything you can see DIES!
Alt: None (how can we up that ^ )
Star Buster
Disc: This weapon is so stupidly powerful that simply mentioning it here will cause 50 earthquakes a minute. This weapon was originally created for the single reason of destroying stars. To do this the weapon was equipped with a huge laser and plasma bomb to blow stars apart. And for awhile the weapon was used for just that. Being mounted on a space craft, going around blowing up stars. However, someone, after the space craft landed, took the Star Buster off of the craft. The thief was arrested and the weapon was turned over to the GII government who found no other use than to give it to the Overkill Unit. This weapon is powerful on apocalyptic levels. BE VERY CAREFUL!!!
Fire: Let loose a huge, star destroying laser beam
Alt: Charge up then unleash a plasma bomb that kills anything and everything that isn't hiding
