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Pompous Seed
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Nature's Call [1.3] Now on Mod DB!

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What is it?
Have you ever questioned how Doom Guy manages to sink knee-deep into hell—drinking mysterious blue liquids and eating god knows what while angrily punching and shooting things—without so much as a single instance of relief? Well, I know I have. So I give you - Nature's Call... the mod where you pee on and fling poop at the bad guys until they puke their guts out or until they are literally scared to death.

Okay, well, how does it work?
This mod incorporates two core functions: urinate and defecate. Before urinating, you must consume various blue beverages scattered throughout the map to increase your stream duration. Before defecating, you must consume at least one hamburger (which are also scattered through the map, but appear less often than beverages). To urinate, select your fist, press the "zoom" key to unzip your fly, and then press the fire button for blissful relief. To defecate, select your fist, and press the alt fire button. You can only digest 5 hamburgers at a time, so utilize them wisely. The maximum urine stream duration is 100, but it runs down somewhat fast, so be conservative.

Give me the details
Urinating on enemies tints their sprite yellow, and causes them to flee for approximately 4-5 seconds. Urinating repeatedly upon an enemy will cause them to upchuck and fall over dead. Flinging excrement on enemies causes them to undergo a state of extreme shock; they run around screaming in terror (for about 4-5 seconds) before the extreme stress from being defiled finally kills them. The cyber demon and spider mastermind are not affected by urine or excrement. Urine can also be utilized to put out flames. This includes fireball projectiles, torches, candles, and even arch-vile fires! As you've probably guessed, although urine deals less damage than excrement, it is more versatile and plentiful. Any assailants that are killed by either urine or excrement cannot be resurrected by arch-viles.



Disclaimer
This was made all in good fun, and is in no way meant to communicate any offense whatsoever. I am open to constructive criticism and any suggestions, but please be civil when posting. Thank you.

Notice
Although this mod is currently in a complete and playable state, all material is subject to change as future updates are added.

Credit
All credit is commented in a custom lump within the pk3; if you wish to use any resources, please give credit where credit is due. If there are any discrepancies in the credits list, please send me a PM as soon as possible to resolve the issue.
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Spoiler: Changelog (1.2 > 1.3)
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Re: Nature's Call [1.0]

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Lol I'm going to have to check this out when I get home from work. :lol:
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This mod pee's and poop's on Postal 2! I like it :)
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Re: Nature's Call [1.0]

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which versions of gzdoom i must use to play it?
because i got these errors
Tried to register class 'Poop' more than once.
Script error, "nc.pk3:decorate.txt" line 105:
class 'Poop' is not compatible with 'Inventory'
Script error, "nc.pk3:decorate.txt" line 133:
class 'Poop' is not compatible with 'Inventory'
Script error, "nc.pk3:decorate.txt" line 183:
class 'Poop' is not compatible with 'Inventory'
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Re: Nature's Call [1.0]

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Gorec wrote:which versions of gzdoom i must use to play it?
because i got these errors
Tried to register class 'Poop' more than once.
Script error, "nc.pk3:decorate.txt" line 105:
class 'Poop' is not compatible with 'Inventory'
Script error, "nc.pk3:decorate.txt" line 133:
class 'Poop' is not compatible with 'Inventory'
Script error, "nc.pk3:decorate.txt" line 183:
class 'Poop' is not compatible with 'Inventory'
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Re: Nature's Call [1.0]

Post by Ozymandias81 »

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH - oooops: I poop on my pants.
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Re: Nature's Call [1.0]

Post by dljosef »

Using the latest GZdoom development build ( g2.2pre-1958-g8f06299 ), I got the same errors Gorec got.
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Re: Nature's Call [1.0]

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Kinsie wrote:
Gorec wrote:which versions of gzdoom i must use to play it?
because i got these errors
Tried to register class 'Poop' more than once.
Script error, "nc.pk3:decorate.txt" line 105:
class 'Poop' is not compatible with 'Inventory'
Script error, "nc.pk3:decorate.txt" line 133:
class 'Poop' is not compatible with 'Inventory'
Script error, "nc.pk3:decorate.txt" line 183:
class 'Poop' is not compatible with 'Inventory'
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Nope. Recent git builds break stuff. Just try something older.
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Re: Nature's Call [1.0]

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Best thing ever? No. THE best thing ever, if we could only figure out what version of GZ/ZDoom we should use.

Now someone should recreate Sims in Doom.
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Re: Nature's Call [1.0]

Post by Dr_Cosmobyte »

Goddammit, the archvile fire, the lost soul! I laughed lots, i always wanted something like that. Excellent work!
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Re: Nature's Call [1.0]

Post by SuperSomariDX »

and now I have Flashbacks of Conker's Bad Fur Day. Peeing out the fire imps, and killing your friends in multiplayer.
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Post by Baconator »

Finally my fantasies can become reality!
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Re: Nature's Call [1.0]

Post by JimpArgon »

I keep getting errors on all MY versions of GZ and Zdoom (I have 4 on my computer)....

Why wouldn't you make this compatible with recent builds? Or at least tell us what build this works with on the main post.... I hate having to download an old version of Zdoom just to run 1 mod. But if I have to, it would be this one to try this out.

Will you at least consider updating this to a recent build of either Zdoom or GZ doom?
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Re: Nature's Call [1.0]

Post by Hellser »

Just as everyone mentioned, upgrading to the latest devbuild for some mods is not an ideal thing to do. Whatever version the mod maker is using should be relayed on the first post so others can use it (I believe they're still in devbuild's archive).
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Re: Nature's Call [1.0]

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Hellser wrote:Just as everyone mentioned, upgrading to the latest devbuild for some mods is not an ideal thing to do. Whatever version the mod maker is using should be relayed on the first post so others can use it (I believe they're still in devbuild's archive).
Or, if the mod maker wasn't prompting a critical error by trying to perform A_Give/Take/JumpifInventory on a class that doesn't inherit from Inventory, it would work in an up-to-date build. The fact this causes a critical error when it didn't in the past must mean Graf or another dev felt it was necessary and important.

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