What is it?
Have you ever questioned how Doom Guy manages to sink knee-deep into hell—drinking mysterious blue liquids and eating god knows what while angrily punching and shooting things—without so much as a single instance of relief? Well, I know I have. So I give you - Nature's Call... the mod where you pee on and fling poop at the bad guys until they puke their guts out or until they are literally scared to death.
Okay, well, how does it work?
This mod incorporates two core functions: urinate and defecate. Before urinating, you must consume various blue beverages scattered throughout the map to increase your stream duration. Before defecating, you must consume at least one hamburger (which are also scattered through the map, but appear less often than beverages). To urinate, select your fist, press the "zoom" key to unzip your fly, and then press the fire button for blissful relief. To defecate, select your fist, and press the alt fire button. You can only digest 5 hamburgers at a time, so utilize them wisely. The maximum urine stream duration is 100, but it runs down somewhat fast, so be conservative.
Give me the details
Urinating on enemies tints their sprite yellow, and causes them to flee for approximately 4-5 seconds. Urinating repeatedly upon an enemy will cause them to upchuck and fall over dead. Flinging excrement on enemies causes them to undergo a state of extreme shock; they run around screaming in terror (for about 4-5 seconds) before the extreme stress from being defiled finally kills them. The cyber demon and spider mastermind are not affected by urine or excrement. Urine can also be utilized to put out flames. This includes fireball projectiles, torches, candles, and even arch-vile fires! As you've probably guessed, although urine deals less damage than excrement, it is more versatile and plentiful. Any assailants that are killed by either urine or excrement cannot be resurrected by arch-viles.
This was made all in good fun, and is in no way meant to communicate any offense whatsoever. I am open to constructive criticism and any suggestions, but please be civil when posting. Thank you.
Although this mod is currently in a complete and playable state, all material is subject to change as future updates are added.
All credit is commented in a custom lump within the pk3; if you wish to use any resources, please give credit where credit is due. If there are any discrepancies in the credits list, please send me a PM as soon as possible to resolve the issue.
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