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[RELEASED] LAUNDRY 2: DRY HARD [DAY ONE DLC]

PostPosted: Thu Oct 30, 2014 10:42 pm
by Sgt. Shivers
FIRST THERE WAS ROOTPAIN!
THEN THERE WAS BUTTPAIN!
NOW, WE BRING YOU TRUE HYPER-REALISTIC TERROR!

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FOR THE LAST FEW MONTHS I HAVE BEEN CONSTRUCTING A WAD THAT USES MODERN HYPER-REALISTIC PSYCHOLOGICAL RESEARCH TO MAKE THE MOST TERRIFYING HYPER-REALISTIC EXPERIENCE POSSIBLE IN THE DOOM ENGINE.
THE HYPER-REALISTIC AI HAS BEEN HYPER-REALISTICLY REVAMPED ALLOWING FOR FEARSOME CREATURES TO IDENTIFY YOUR MOVEMENTS, FEARS, FAVOURITE FOODS, PET NAMES, CAR BRAND AND WHAT SOCIAL MEDIA YOU FREQUENT
THE WEAPONS ARE MADE TO BE HYPER-REALISTIC AND FEATURE REAL LIFE LIMITATIONS, THEY ARE ALMOST AS HYPER-REALISTIC AS THE MOST HYPER-REALISTIC MILITART GAME OUT THERE, THE CALLED DUTY.
LEVELS RANGE FROM HYPER-REALISTIC LOCATIONS SUCH AS
-A HYPER-REALISTIC FOREST
-A HYPER-REALISTIC BASEMENT
-A HYPER-REALISTIC GREEN HILL ZONE

THE PLOT LINE IS SO HYPER-REALISTICLY HYPER-REALISTIC YOU WILL BELIEVE THIS IS A DOCUMENTARY.

HYPER-REALISTIC SCREENSHOTS
Spoiler:


STILL NOT ENOUGH? TRY READING THESE HYPER-REALISTIC TESTIMONIALS, FROM EXPERIENCED CREEPY-PASTA EXPERTS!
"Rootpain III: Buttpain 2: Laundry Day is easily the most pants-terrifyingly experience I've had in Doom. I have never clenched my asscheeks so hard while playing through a mod. All those who thought that Doom modding could never get something so revolutionary...they were wrong. Their pants were wrong." - Terminusest13
"Scared the skeleton right out of me, I'm now typing this with bone-fingers, thanks Shivers!" - Combine_Kegan
"This wad really buttered my bacon." - Edward850
"This made Ghoul's Forest look like a sunday church walk." - Albierio
"This scared me so much that I died and become a ghost that haunts this wad, scaring more people and gathering a legion of wad ghosts. ghost/10 would haunt again" - Yholl

PRO-TIP: RUN THIS IN GZDOOM SINCE IT PROBABLY WON'T WORK IN OTHER PORTS AND KEEP THIS WAD AS FAR AWAY FROM MULTIPLAYER AS POSSIBLE!

HYPER-REALISM IS WAITING FOR YOU HERE:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/t82dla7lxw7m2rm/LAUNDRY%202%20v1.wad?dl=1

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
IF YOU PRE-ORDERED, YOU GET ACCESS TO TOP OF THE LINE WEAPONS RENDERED USING NEXT-GEN GRAPHICS.
THE GOLDEN GUNS!
https://www.dropbox.com/s/h31pfnwmw4se88d/L2PreOrderBonus.wad?dl=0

DOG POPE DLC COMING SOON!

HYPER REALISTIC CREDITS:
Spoiler:


(I hope you guys enjoy playing this wad as much as I did making it!)

Re: [RELEASED] LAUNDRY 2: DRY HARD

PostPosted: Thu Oct 30, 2014 11:32 pm
by Slax
Image/10

Re: [RELEASED] LAUNDRY 2: DRY HARD

PostPosted: Thu Oct 30, 2014 11:34 pm
by Combine_Kegan
That was one of the best final boss battles ever

Re: [RELEASED] LAUNDRY 2: DRY HARD

PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2014 6:17 am
by Big C
SPOOK ME SIDEWAYS.

Re: [RELEASED] LAUNDRY 2: DRY HARD

PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2014 8:55 am
by SAraisXenoQueen
Laundry 2: Dry Hard may be the finest in the series, the sheer unpredictability and gameplay makes babys immediately turn into fully grown men, then get a gender change because they realise they're too much of a sissy to handle it.

Re: [RELEASED] LAUNDRY 2: DRY HARD

PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2014 9:44 am
by mallo
This is easily the most hyper-realistic experience I've had all year.

(Put a "highly distubing" warning, dude. :? I can't sleep now.)

Re: [RELEASED] LAUNDRY 2: DRY HARD

PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2014 10:16 am
by Rifle Marine
This is the greatest thing i have experienced in my life.

Re: [RELEASED] LAUNDRY 2: DRY HARD

PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2014 11:26 am
by noonecares
It's so hyper-realistic that it made me hyper. The graphics are like hyper-minecraft, the gameplay is hyper-scary and the whole wad rustles my hyper-jimmies. It's so spookie it makes slender and ghoul's forest 3 look like baby toys.

I r8 8/8, u git 2 meat ur f8 m8 thers no deb8 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Re: [RELEASED] LAUNDRY 2: DRY HARD

PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2014 11:43 am
by demo_the_man
AMAZING 9001/10 3 THUMBS UP 6 STARS, CACOWARD, BEST MAP OF THE YEAR

Re: [RELEASED] LAUNDRY 2: DRY HARD

PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2014 3:19 pm
by Ribo Zurai
This mod is spooky, but also horrible. I recomend it to all ages, except for people with heart problems because you will get spookyed. 666/potato.

~IGN

Re: [RELEASED] LAUNDRY 2: DRY HARD

PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2014 3:57 pm
by lolwut?
When I saw the hyper-realistic scary hyper-realistic menu, my hyper-realistic monitor started spewing hyper-realistic blood everywhere. 1/1, got spooked straight.

Seriously though, this was eerily good.

Re: [RELEASED] LAUNDRY 2: DRY HARD

PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2014 4:26 pm
by comet1337_old
two outta ten, best mod in decades

that was easy

Re: [RELEASED] LAUNDRY 2: DRY HARD

PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2014 5:22 pm
by Undead
Dammit Shivers, use ?dl=1 for files that need downloading.

:(

Re: [RELEASED] LAUNDRY 2: DRY HARD

PostPosted: Sat Nov 01, 2014 1:46 am
by Sgt. Shivers
YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS THE MOST HYPER REALISTIC EXPERIENCE POSSIBLE? NOW EXPERIENCE IT AGAIN, THROUGH NEW EYES!
YES, AFTER THE LONG WAIT THERE IS FINALLY DLC FOR LAUNDRY 2!

PLAY AS THE MYSTERIOUS DOG POPETM BEFORE HIS PAPCY IN:
LAUNDRY 2: DRY HARD: DOG POPETM: ORIGINS: RESURRECTED: REDUX

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/141866421/LAUNDRY%202/Day1DLC.wad

THE DOG POPETM WIELDS HIS SIGNATURE WEAPON, THE BEESTM. REMEMBER, THE TEAM HERE AT LAUNDRY 2 IS COMMITED TO MAKE SURE ALL DLC IS BALANCED WITH THE ORIGINAL WAD, AND WE WOULD NEVER RELEASE A "PAY 2 WIN" DLC. WE CAN GUARENTEE THAT THIS WILL NOT BE A "CLICK TO WIN" DLC. ENJOY THE DOG POPETM DLC TODAY!

Re: [RELEASED] LAUNDRY 2: DRY HARD [DAY ONE DLC]

PostPosted: Sat Nov 01, 2014 4:44 am
by Captain J
-CREEPYPASTA CRUSHING

-BODY EXPLODING

-PLAY AS A BADASS WITH DEEP VOICE OR DOG POPE THAT CAN USE A GUN


the best as best mod around, shivers.