You're going to have a screwy Christmas when...

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Re: You're going to have a screwy Christmas when...

Postby Abba Zabba » Tue Dec 15, 2015 10:59 pm

Marrub wrote:
Reactor wrote:...when you get CLOTHES for Christmas!!! I want a pony!!! :cry:

Man, screw you. I WANT clothes for christmas. :D

That's what I'M sayin' brother. Got some nice thick Carhartt t-shirts and flannel plaids as an early Christmas gift, was pretty great.
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Re: You're going to have a screwy Christmas when...

Postby Reactor » Wed Dec 16, 2015 3:51 am

I bought some flannel plaids for meself early in the November because of the dramatically decreasing temperature (my room is at the corner of the house, meaning that it receives the cold breezes from two directions). When waking up in the morning, I desperately lamented for a fan heater that wasn't. After that, I bought some plaids, and now, I grabbed a fan heater as well. Now my room is like Africa :)
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Re: You're going to have a screwy Christmas when...

Postby TheBadHustlex » Wed Dec 16, 2015 3:55 am

I want a garchomp, but don't get one since I placed that wish.
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Re: You're going to have a screwy Christmas when...

Postby Jeimuzu73 » Thu Dec 24, 2015 1:22 am

...your old USB containing all the sprites and stuff just won't open and it's been going on for weeks.
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Re: You're going to have a screwy Christmas when...

Postby Reactor » Thu Dec 24, 2015 7:35 am

...you find a lump of coal in your stockings, and you don't happen to have a stove ;)
Santa knows all!!!
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Re: You're going to have a screwy Christmas when...

Postby ShadowTiger » Thu Dec 24, 2015 6:28 pm

To be honest, what I want for Christmas is for it to be a certain percentage cooler. It's way too hot here. It's the end of December and I have my windows open.

Reactor wrote:...when you get CLOTHES for Christmas!!! I want a pony!!! :cry:

Hell, I got a pony for Christmas, but it flew away.
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Re: You're going to have a screwy Christmas when...

Postby grouchbag » Thu Dec 24, 2015 11:16 pm

...when you get looked at weird because everything is great and no one believes you.But everything IS fine...you DO believe me don't you?Do you?Merry Christmas everyone! :D :D :D
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Re: You're going to have a screwy Christmas when...

Postby BFG » Fri Dec 25, 2015 12:37 am

when a cacodemon comes down the chimney
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Re: You're going to have a screwy Christmas when...

Postby grouchbag » Fri Dec 25, 2015 1:14 am

That was hilarious.Thanks for the laugh!
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Re: You're going to have a screwy Christmas when...

Postby DaMan » Fri Dec 25, 2015 7:00 am

Viscra Maelstrom wrote:doom gave me autism at 4 years old all violent games are bad

Are you the love child of Fred Thompson and Jenny McCarthy?
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Re: You're going to have a screwy Christmas when...

Postby TheAdmantArchvile » Fri Dec 25, 2015 9:11 am

...when steam won't send your gift out.

Goddammit steam, I bought Undertale for my little sister and I will fucking get it to her, be it by the blood of a steam rep.
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Re: You're going to have a screwy Christmas when...

Postby Major Cooke » Fri Dec 25, 2015 10:12 am

he's 26, according to his profile.[/quote]
jdredalert wrote:I never thought of Major Cooke as a kid before. I'm shocked now. :shock:


Yup!

ShadowTiger wrote:To be honest, what I want for Christmas is for it to be a certain percentage cooler. It's way too hot here. It's the end of December and I have my windows open.

Reactor wrote:...when you get CLOTHES for Christmas!!! I want a pony!!! :cry:

Hell, I got a pony for Christmas, but it flew away.


This is why you don't wish for pegasi. Nor do you allow it to make paper wings. Because now I'm laughing!

BFG wrote:when a cacodemon comes down the chimney


Ooooooooohhhh...
We wish for unholy wreckmas
we wish for unholy wreckmas
we WISH FOR unholy wreckmas
and all your faces on fire!
With red and blue fireballs
from our mouths to your asses,
We wish for unholy wreckmas
and all assholes on fire!


This had to be the most racist song against lost souls ever. Satan Claws gives no fucks.
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Re: You're going to have a screwy Christmas when...

Postby NeuralStunner » Fri Dec 25, 2015 10:47 am

TheAdmantArchvile wrote:[...] be it by the blood of a steam rep.
Man, what a season to work in customer service, with people thinking like this. :stuppor:
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Re: You're going to have a screwy Christmas when...

Postby Jeimuzu73 » Fri Dec 25, 2015 11:26 am

...you try to verify your account to upload longer videos, and YouTube sends you this wonderful message:

<insert almost every number here> has been associated with too many accounts. Only two accounts can be verified per phone number, per year. Please enter a different phone number.


Here's the thing:

  • every number doesn't seem to work
  • too many accounts
  • please enter a different phone number


Are you fucking kidding me?! >:( :bang:
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