In which I imagined hunting for men

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Re: In which I imagined hunting for men

Postby YukiHerz » Thu May 07, 2015 5:23 pm

Yo momma's so ugly the archvile fears resurrecting her.
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Re: In which I imagined hunting for men

Postby Zanieon » Thu May 07, 2015 5:54 pm

it would be better on this way:

Yo momma's so ugly that the archvile don't even try resurrect her.
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Re: In which I imagined hunting for men

Postby fellowzdoomer » Thu May 07, 2015 6:15 pm

Yo mamma so fat, she needs all the health bonusus just to get up from her Plutonia Helipad.
Yo mamma so fat, she can't play Plutonia Cuz she broke the BSP Tree

...I tried. Eh? Eh?
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Re: In which I imagined hunting for men

Postby esselfortium » Thu May 07, 2015 7:09 pm

Does this thread really need to still be going? :nope2:
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Re: In which I imagined hunting for men

Postby wildweasel » Thu May 07, 2015 7:14 pm

Sometimes the community just needs a place to be silly. As long as nobody's actually hurting anyone (except for "Yo momma" =P), I feel like this thread can work just fine. It can always be ignored.
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Re: In which I imagined hunting for men

Postby Matt » Thu May 07, 2015 7:15 pm

In a word, yes.

Tapwave wrote:Your momma's so fat, her mass parameter in DECORATE is set to 0x7FFFFFFFF.
lost it at this one


yo momma so stupid she infight with herself

yo momma so stupid she run out of cells on e3m9 and sue roald dahl
[...and yo momma (pointing to another victim, or said in retaliation) so stupid she the lawyer who took the case!]

yo momma so stupid she go down to 50 shell and turn around trying to open her backpack

yo momma so stupid she think anti-cheat is on because her automap just turn into a big wall of "IDDTIDDTIDDTIDDT..."

yo momma so stupid she edit DOOM.WAD and then make a .deh patch that do nothing and apply it anyway thinking it'll "dehack" it

yo momma so stupid she saw this thread and cried because she thought zdoom died
(you guys have no idea how long i've wanted to make that joke)
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Re: In which I imagined hunting for men

Postby TheMightyHeracross » Thu May 07, 2015 7:28 pm

Yo momma so fat, she's bigger than Hardcore Doom Wars.
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Re: In which I imagined hunting for men

Postby Big C » Thu May 07, 2015 7:31 pm

Yo momma's so stupid she performed a Brutal Doom fatality---ON A TECHPILLAR.

Yo momma's so stupid she managed to rocketjump while aiming SKYWARD.

Yo momma's so stupid that she tries to PULL when playing Push maps.

Yo momma's so stupid she stole her own flag in CTF.

Yo momma's so stupid she thinks the SS Nazis are supposed to be Soviets.
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Re: In which I imagined hunting for men

Postby Caligari87 » Thu May 07, 2015 7:36 pm

Code: Select allExpand view
Actor Yo_Momma : Yo_Grandma Replaces Mancubus { }

8-)
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Re: In which I imagined hunting for men

Postby fellowzdoomer » Thu May 07, 2015 7:52 pm

Image

Now what? Now what? Oooh, buuurn! :p :lol:
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Re: In which I imagined hunting for men

Postby YukiHerz » Thu May 07, 2015 7:59 pm

Yo momma so ugly the pinkinator got horny.
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Re: In which I imagined hunting for men

Postby Coraline » Thu May 07, 2015 9:11 pm

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Re: In which I imagined hunting for men

Postby Zanieon » Thu May 07, 2015 11:55 pm

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Re: In which I imagined hunting for men

Postby Shadelight » Fri May 08, 2015 1:39 am

corynne wrote:Image

Well, it was a derail from another thread in the first place. :P But this is a bit much.
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Re: In which I imagined hunting for men

Postby Siggi » Fri May 08, 2015 10:18 am

The driver of the train saw yo mama?
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