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I think we may well have found ourselves the worst movie of our time, without doubt and reservation.
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Your image is broken, can't see what movie you're talking about.
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Yeah, uh, I don't think IMDB lets you hotlink their images. Rehost it on Imgur, if you could?
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Just for reference, the movie is "Jem and the Holograms." IMDB seems to accept just resubmitting their url from the hotlink error page, heh.
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Damn, I thought something was wrong! Well anyway... it SHOULD be the worst movie ever made in this century, but somehow it's not. So far, for me, The Drawn Together Movie garners that label.
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Yesterday, I stumbled upon Hitman: Agent 47, a yesteryear reboot of Hitman film from 2007. Out of curiosity and surprise, I watched it. I have mixed feelings about, but probably fits into this thread. Hmm...
Spoiler:Overall, I found it... average? Wonky, but decent. I am baffled why it has single-digit Rotten Tomatoes rating, whereas Pacific Rim - which I vehemently dislike - has 71%. What? (I would give H:A47 4/10) Everybody seems to condemn it as dumb and badly directed, even though it is as competent as a standard action movie... I do not know, maybe I was just too tired when watching to get a good sense out of it. I think that either I am stupid or a really big nerd. Probably the former. (OH THE IRONY )
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You do know the first clue you shouldn't expect realism from Pacific Rim is that the robots are made from pure iron? Who makes ANYTHING out of pure iron, DragonSlayer not included?
Edit: Okay, ONE of the robots hull, but still.
Edit: Okay, ONE of the robots hull, but still.
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Erm... WHAT. I was sure they were made mainly from steel!
Apparently my brain erased such a profoundly stupid piece of information before I made a review of PR in this thread. This is ridiculous, and not in Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann good kind of way. What a pit of stupidity.
It seems that the more advertisement a film gets, it also gets a proportional slack cut off by the critics. "Not expecting realism" is not a valid reason to boost a rating of a stupid movie by 50%.
Why I do even bother...
(maybe I should read Berserk? It has (HUGE) GUTS, after all )
Apparently my brain erased such a profoundly stupid piece of information before I made a review of PR in this thread. This is ridiculous, and not in Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann good kind of way. What a pit of stupidity.
It seems that the more advertisement a film gets, it also gets a proportional slack cut off by the critics. "Not expecting realism" is not a valid reason to boost a rating of a stupid movie by 50%.
Why I do even bother...
(maybe I should read Berserk? It has (HUGE) GUTS, after all )
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It's an obscure reference to ritual purity. I know, I would have missed it too if someone else had not pointed this out to me.
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Then they should made Jaegers out of PURE CARBON NANOTUBES.
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Spoiler:Good casting except for Luthor. Starts alright. But then gets more messy and dumber as it goes on.
At least Wonder Woman is super hot.
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I guess with Lex Luthor they were trying to appeal to the people who think true evil is the Facebook movie. =P
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To quote him: WRONG!!
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I thougt Batman v Superman was bad, but I was wrong. It is a masterpiece compared to this piece of trash.
I don't think I've told characters to shut up as much in any movie as much as in this one. They must have paid Will Smith a lot for him to agree to this crap.