Re: The Still New What Did You Last Do Thread
Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2019 6:47 pm
by SouthernLion
Wow, I just had a really horrifying zombie apocalypse-ish dream... not lucid at all...
Spoiler:
I was driving back in to my neighborhood with some girl in the car (not entirely sure who it was), and the main path I take to the house was blocked by major construction work on the road, so I had to take the long way around. As I was driving by, I noticed the construction workers were wearing all kinds of strange evil masks and outfits. I thought that was really weird, almost Satanic, so I drove up to the other construction workers (that were normal people) building a house down the street to ask them what in the world was going on. They were all just looking at the "evil" people just like I was going "what the fuck?"
That's when suddenly the evil men started to walk towards us, and the regular construction workers started to run away. I threw my TransAm in to a minor slide so that I could face the strange evil people with my window, and drew my handgun and started firing at them. One of the regular people yelled "Just surrender your guns, then they won't kill us!" and I yelled back at him "They are zombies, they don't operate on logic... they are going to kill us anyway!" That was when it appeared that the zombies had some kind of hierarchy, as there were intelligent purely evil beings intent on attacking us, and regular people turned zombies (like in popular fiction), as coming up behind the walking zombies was a dark creature driving a construction vehicle. He started to shoot at me, and I started to panic, just "FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!" and I floored the TransAm over to one of my neighbor's houses, sliding in to his yard and throwing it in park and shutting off the car. I jumped out of the TransAm and rolled to the front of my car and fired a few more bullets at the creature, while using my engine block as cover from his return fire. I ripped open the passenger side and grabbed the girl, and we both ran up to my neighbor's old house where I smashed in the glass and we both jumped inside. I was cut by the glass but I couldn't focus on that; I grabbed the girl and pulled us to the ground and yelled "GET DOWN!!"
Driving in circles around this block of the neighborhood was another evil leader monster driving a construction vehicle, and he had 3 cars being tugged behind him via three ropes going to the zombie driver's broken necks in a noose. The cars behind him indiscriminately smashed in to things and each other as he sped around, him laughing like a maniac. It was almost Mad Max-ish but Satanic. I fired shots at the evil fuck and ran my handgun empty. I guess the girl had found rifles in the abandoned house, and I told her to provide cover fire while I reloaded. I switched magazines for my handgun with the one in my pocket, and then she handed me an "AK-47" and we ran out of the house guns blazing. I yelled "How far spread is this??? Oh God, I need to get to *****. [Girl I'm in romantic situation with.] I have to save *****. I have to get to ***** right now!" and we ran to my house so that I could retrieve some of my weapons before returning to the TransAm to drive to find ****. My little brother **** was outside of the house with a noose around his neck, half zombie, but still somehow himself and on our side. We took the noose off his neck and headed around the yard. Me, the girl, **** [Little brother], and a few of the regular construction workers all grouped up as we approached the front door to the house, and it was obvious the evil entities had already broken in. I was explaining to the girl to lead her shots on moving vehicle targets, and then I told everybody in our group that once I kick the door down we need to stay in cover and then return fire. I would clear straight forward/left and they clear right. We did exactly that and I saw tons of the evil fucks in the house firing back at us, and I thought "I'm coming, [late wife]... I guess this is where I die." We succeeded in clearing out a bunch of them, and suddenly I saw a rifle (or carbine) barrel poke out from the couches and I yelled at our group "COUCH! COUCH! COUCH!!!!!" and we took cover while I fired a few shots through the couch without aim. We ended up mostly clearing the immediate room, but one had surrendered and we took it at gun point. We were just going to take it capture, but it looked at me with the most evil eyes and said "I am going to torture and kill everything you love, because you don't have the balls to destroy evil." and I thought about all the people I love and I looked in its evil eyes, set my gun down, took out my stiletto switch blade and stabbed it into his throat straight to his brain. I held a stare with it the entire time, and waited for the evil in its eyes to start fading, and then I pulled the knife out, kicked him to the wall, said "Evil will never win." and spit on his corpse. And then I woke up.
Yeah, that was a pretty fucked up dream.