Is Heretic DM supposed to be missing obituaries?

[Lazureus]

There does not appear to be any heretic obituaries anywhere in zdoom for deathmatches. Everything is 'so and so died.' Is it supposed to be this way? Just wondering if this is a bug or a feature that just hasn't been committed yet. Either way, I don't know where this post would belong so I just put it here. =p

If there are Heretic DM obituaries, can anyone tell me where they are?

[Project Shadowcat]

I want to say missing feature, of course what with how the last Obituary session went, someone's gonna have to write the lines.

[leileilol]

Heretic and Doom never had obituaries in the first place, so

If someone writes the lines they'd better not be [censored word] like IS NOW CHUNKY SALSA ASS WHOOPING ETC in hexen 2.

[Kinsie]

"%o was fatally bludgeoned by %k's staff."
"%o was frazzled by %k's Gauntlets of the Necromancer."
"%o was brought down by %k's elvenwand."
"%o got picked off by %k's ethereal crossbow."
"%o was frazzled by %k's dragon claw."
"%o buckled under the pressure of %k's hellstaff."
"%o nearly dodged %k's phoenixrod"
"%o was toasted by %k's firemace"

Not entirely happy with the overuse of "was" as a second word, but they work and are similar to the doom ones. If I get bored I'll slap together some Hexen and Strife ones.

[Gez]

A good start. Should they always start with %o? Here's for some more variety...

"%k fatally bludgeoned %o with a staff."
"%o got quite a shock from %k's powered-up staff."
"%o was frazzled by %k's Gauntlets of the Necromancer."
"%k vampirized %o with powered-up Gauntlets of the Necromancer."
"%o was brought down by %k's Elven Wand."
"%k perforated %o with a powered-up Elven Wand."
"%o couldn't dodge the bolts from %k's Ethereal Crossbow."
"%o was lacerated by %k's powered-up Ethereal Crossbow."
"%k blasted %o away with a Dragon Claw."
"%o was ripped into tiny bits by %k's powered-up Dragon Claw."
"%o buckled under the pressure of %k's Hellstaff."
"%k's powered-up Hellstaff rained death and destruction on %o."
"%o caught the fire of %k's Phoenix Rod"
"%k roasted %o alive in the flames of a powered-up Phoenix Rod."
"%o was toasted by %k's Firemace."
"%k's powered-up Firemace made %o explode."
"%o now has a newfound respect for chickens, thanks to %k."

[TheDarkArchon]

Here is my set:

"%o was walloped by %k's staff"
"%o was overcharged by %k's staff"
"%o got a shock from %k's Gauntlets"
"%o had the life sucked out of him by %k's Gauntlets"
"%o got stung by %k's Elven Wand"
"%o got too close to %k's Elven Wand"
"%o was impaled on %k's Ethereal Crossbow"
"%o was hit by a barrage of %k's Ethereal Crossbow bolts"
"%o got blasted by %k's Dragon Claw"
"%o was ripped apart by %k's Dragon Claw"
"%o now fears %k's Hellstaff"
"%o got caught in %k's Hellstorm"
"%o was immolated by %k's Phoenix Rod"
"%o was purged by the cleansing flame of %k's Phoenix Rod"
"%o got mown down by %k's Firemace"
"%o got squished by %k's Firemace"

[Ichor]

Let's see if I can think of some:

"%o was poked to death by %k." (staff)
"%o was cattle prodded into submission by %k." (staff + tome)
"%o is impressed by %k's new joke buzzer." (gauntlets)
"%k will put %o's life points to good use." (gauntlets + tome)
"%o was pelted by %k's elvenwand." (wand)
"%o laughed at %k's pea shooter. Well, who's laughing now?" (wand + tome)
"%k shot an arrow into the air. Where it fell, o% knows all too well." (crossbow)
"%o was pummelled by %k's souped-up arrows." (arrows + tome)
"%o was plucked by %k's dragon claw." (claw)
"%o was torn asunder by %k's dragon claw." (claw + tome)
"%o was put down by %k's hellstaff." (hellstaff)
"%k rained on %o's picnic." (hellstaff + tome)
"%o was incinerated by %k's Phoenix Rod." (phoenix rod)
"%o was cremated by %k's flames." (phoenix rod + tome)
"%o could not dodge all of %k's balls." (firemace)
"%o wishes he had a Chaos Device right about now, thanks to %k." (firemace + tome)
or
"%o is just a smudge on the wall because of %k." (firemace + tome)
or
"%k can now read %o's mind because it's smeared all over the place. (firemace + tome)
"%o was humiliated by %k." (chicken)
"%o fell into %k's trap." (pod)

[XutaWoo]

Let's see if I can think of some:

"%o is impressed by %k's new joke buzzer." (gauntlets)
"%o laughed at %k's pea shooter. Well, who's laughing now?" (wand + tome)
"%k shot an arrow into the air. Where it fell, o% knows all too well." (crossbow)
"%k rained on %o's picnic." (hellstaff + tome)
"%o was incinerated by %k's Phoenix Rod." (phoenix rod)
"%k can now read %o's mind because it's smeared all over the place. (firemace + tome)
"%o was humiliated by %k." (chicken)

Easially my favorites.

[TheDarkArchon]

The only problem is that it isn't immediately obvious what the cause of death is for some of them.

EDIT: And this is apparently my 7000th post. Yay?

[Virtue]

Let's see if I can think of some:

"%o was poked to death by %k." (staff)
"%o was cattle prodded into submission by %k." (staff + tome)
"%o is impressed by %k's new joke buzzer." (gauntlets)
"%k will put %o's life points to good use." (gauntlets + tome)
"%o was pelted by %k's elvenwand." (wand)
"%o laughed at %k's pea shooter. Well, who's laughing now?" (wand + tome)
"%k shot an arrow into the air. Where it fell, o% knows all too well." (crossbow)
"%o was pummelled by %k's souped-up arrows." (arrows + tome)
"%o was plucked by %k's dragon claw." (claw)
"%o was torn asunder by %k's dragon claw." (claw + tome)
"%o was put down by %k's hellstaff." (hellstaff)
"%k rained on %o's picnic." (hellstaff + tome)
"%o was incinerated by %k's Phoenix Rod." (phoenix rod)
"%o was cremated by %k's flames." (phoenix rod + tome)
"%o could not dodge all of %k's balls." (firemace)
"%o wishes he had a Chaos Device right about now, thanks to %k." (firemace + tome)
or
"%o is just a smudge on the wall because of %k." (firemace + tome)
or
"%k can now read %o's mind because it's smeared all over the place. (firemace + tome)
"%o was humiliated by %k." (chicken)
"%o fell into %k's trap." (pod)

the best yet! i lol'd at the poked to death obituary. I think the wands need swapping over though.

heres some for Hexen:

fighter:

%k crushed %o with %p mighty fists (spiked gauntlets)
%o thought %g was in a boxing match, and lost (spiked gauntlets)
%o was cleft in two by %k's Timons Axe (Timons Axe)
%o got to know Timon personally (Timons Axe)
%k pounded %o into the ground with %p Hammer of Retribution (Hammer of Retribution close combat)
%o felt the full force of an exploding hammer, courtesy of %k (Hammer of Retribution thrown)
%o just realised why %g should never take on a Warrior in close combat, especially not %k (Quietus close combat)
%k silenced %o with %p Quietus (Quietus long range)
%k shouted "fire in the hole!" a little too late for %o (flechette)

Cleric:

%k bludgeoned %o with %p mace of contrition (mace of contrition)
%o couldn't dodge %k's serpent staff (serpent staff fired)
%k sucked the life out of %o with his serpent staff (serpent staff close up)
%o just realised how flammable humans are, thanks to %k's Firestorm (firestorm)
%k burnt %o to death (firestorm)
%o was haunted by %k wraithverge (wraithverge)
%o couldn't outrun %k's pack of hungry ghosts (wraithverge)
%o wished gasmasks were invented (flechette)

mage:

%o was picked off by %k's saphire wand (saphire wand)
%k humiliated %o with his pea shooter (saphire wand)
%o felt a cold chill from %k (frost shards close up)
%o knows what its like for a snowman thanks to %k's frost shards (frost shards fired)
%o was turned into a human lollypop by %k (frost shards)
%k zapped %o with his arc of death (arc of death)
%o just had 2000 volts delivered to him by %k (arc of death)
%o felt his blood turn to fire by %k (bloodscrourge)
%k disintegrated %o with %p bloodscrourge (bloodscourge)
%k left a nice little present for %o (flechette)

%o tasted %k bacon (pig)
%o felt the 'force' of %k's disc of repulsion (disc of repulsion)

[Risen]

The only problem is that it isn't immediately obvious what the cause of death is for some of them.

One reason I like yours best. (But check your spelling.)

[XutaWoo]

Here's some of mine.

"%o got a splinter from %k's staff."
"%k electrocuted %o with %p level two staff."
"%o was reduced to bone by %k's gauntlets."
"%k stole %o's soul with %p level two gauntlets."
"%o touched %k's flashy elevenwand pellets."
"%o got hit by %k's level two elvenwand."
"%k proved that ghost weaponry can kill %o with %p crossbow."
"%o got his heart stabbed by %k's level two crossbow."
"%o got blasted by %k's dragon claw."
"%k blasted %o by %p level two dragon claw." (main shot)
"%o was hit by a level two dragon claw's blast shards." (ring shot)
"%k burnt %o with %p hellstaff."
"%o got rained on %k's hellstorm."
"%o swore he avoided %k's pheonix rod."
"%o got to close to %k's level two pheonix rod's flames."
"%k's firemace balls touched %o."
"Everyone can read %o's mind, because it's smeared all over %k's leve ltwo firemace."

[Kinsie]

Doh, forgot the tome.

Here's some Strife ones!

"%o was silently shanked by %k" (punch dagger)
"%o gave %k a nasty shock with his Crossbow."
"%o was dealt a fatal chemical cocktail by %k" (Poison Crossbow?)
"%o as torn apart by %k's pulse rifle"
"%o didn't quite dodge %k's missile launcher"
"%o was smeared by %k's grenades."
"%o was burnt to a crisp by %k's Phosphorous Grenades"
"%o was charred by %k's flamethrower"
"%o was blasted by %k's mauler"
"%o was reduced to nothingness by %k and The Sigil of the One God"

[Gez]

Since the punch dagger and poisoned bolts are "stealth kill" weapons:

"%k is certainly not responsible for the multiple wounds in %o's corpse."
or
"Nobody noticed %k stabbing %o repeatedly."

"%k claims that %o was bitten by a venomous snake."
or
"%k warned %o about eating raw fugu, but %g never listens."

[KeksDose]

Some Heretic ones:

"%o was punched by %k's staff"
"Thanks to %k, %o has 20 000 volt electricity in his body"
"%o saw a thunder bolt in the near perspective, property of %k's gauntlets of the necromancer"
"%o is sucked empty, thanks to %k's charged gauntlets"
"%o was tickled by %k's elven wand"
"%o got to close to %k's powered up elven wand"
"%o didn't quite dodge %k's etheral crossbow"
"%o was pulverized by %k's charged crossbow"
"%o has now several holes in %g body, thanks to %k's dragon claw"
"%o didn't realize that something spiky was flying after %g"
"%o now knows that glitter hurts, thanks to %k's hell staff"
"%o thought it was nice weather today"
"%o was meeting Phoenix personally"
"%k made *%o* fillet, property of his charged phoenix rod"
"%k's fire mace turned %o into swiss cheese,
"%o's organs are splattered all over the place, thanks to %k's charged fire mace"
"%o never had a heart for chickens, but %k learned %g the might of chickens"
"%o saw a gassy explosion, property of %k"
"%o feels a bit body less, thanks to %k's time bomb"

Hexen:

Fighter:
"%o saw %k's spiked gloves from a near perspective"
"%o thought there was a lightning strike, thanks to %k's timon axe"
"%o was punched by %k and his hammer of retribution"
"%o saw that %k still had his hammer in the hand, so %g didn't realize what was flying after %g"
"%k sliced and diced %o into pieces with %p quetus"
"%o never knew that someone should play with fire, but %k's quetus learned it %g"
"%o just saw his organs flying all over the place, property of %k's flechette"

Cleric:
"%o had a spiked mace in his face, thanks to %k"
"%o never realized how much %k's serpent staff would hurt"
"%k and %p serpent staff sucked %o to death"
"%o feels a bit more fiery than before, thanks to %k's firestorm"
"%o thought %g saw a ghost, but actually it was %k's wraith verge"
"%o feels a bit ill, thanks to %k"

Mage:
"%o now has several holes in %g body, property of %k's sapphire wand"
"%o saw a frosty storm, %k wasn't really responsible for questions asking if he attacked"
"%o was pulverized by %k's arc of death"
"%k and his blood scourge learned %o how much a human body could burn"
"%o thought why not drink out the flask, but that changed shortly after the explosion"

And while I'm at it and because I'm bored, custom DooM ones :
"%o was beaten to death by %k"
"%o now looks like a zombie, because %k chopped %g head off"
"%o was tickled by %k's pistol"
"%o turned into bloody swiss cheese, thanks to %k's shotgun"
"%k splattered %o all over the place with %p super shotgun"
"%o now has several holes, property of %k's chain gun"
"%o didn't quite dodge %k's rockets"
"%o saw a plasma storm ahead, but %k warned %g not going into it"
"%o can now see %g backbone, which %k shot out with %p BFG9000"