
LAST YEAR WE BROUGHT YOU LAUNDRY 2, TWICE THE HORROR AND SUSPENSE OF LAUNDRY 1! NOW WITH THE LATEST SUPER-HYPER-REALISTIC HORROR GAME WE TURN THE SERIES UPSIDE DOWN. THIS TIME AN ELITE TEAM OF HYPER-REALISTIC MODDERS HAVE COME TOGETHER TO FORGE A HYPER-REALISTIC EXPERIENCE THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND!
THE WORLD MAP SO FAR:

WILL FACEKICK UNCOVER WHERE THE FORCES OF EVIL ARE STRIKING FROM? YOU'LL HAVE TO PLAY THROUGH TO FIND OUT!
SO WHAT DOES IT FEATURE!? ONE MASSIVE (3 meters or so wide) WORLD TO EXPLORE! A HUGE VARIETY OF DEADLY ZOMBIES (maybe 2 variants) TO FIGHT! DEEP AND COMPLEX (you can build a thing) CRAFTING MECHANISMS!
DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO SURVIVE ON A DESERTED ISLAND POPULATED WITH THE MOST DEADLY HYPER-REALISTIC ZOMBIES!? CAN YOU PUT YOUR HEAD TO THE TEST AND FIND A WAY TO CRAFT SOMETHING THAT WILL LET YOU SURVIVE ANOTHER NIGHT!? DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO JUST BUY MORE ITEMS WHEN YOU GET LAZY!? THIS IS THE MOD FOR YOU!
AND ONCE AGAIN, THE PLOT LINE IS SO HYPER-REALISTICLY HYPER-REALISTIC YOU WILL BELIEVE THIS IS A DOCUMENTARY.
HYPER-REALISM WILL BE ARRIVING SOON(tm)...
In the meantime, check out these HYPER REALISTIC SCREENSHOTS:
Spoiler:SOME EARLY-ACCESS TESTER-MONIALS:
"this is the best screenshot ive ever seen did you see my gun bulleter?" - marty kirra
"don't play this trash play comfy doom instead" - threechainlinks
"Let's be honest, the horror genre is stale, old, and overdone. Everybody and their brother is making a horror game now, and the market has become completely oversaturated. But then here comes a visionary new sequel in a field of sequels, and it's so good my wallet got a little thicker just saying that! Thanks, Laundry 3!" - terminusest13