Viscra Maelstrom wrote:please tell me that there's going to be hobos made outta dark-matter in this thing
You mean the exploding hobos from that teaser video I posted a couple days ago? That's one of the possible rules, Birthday Party. It makes enemies explode on death. Seems to be a bit buggy at the moment though (no damage to player)... I need to play with it some more.
While I'm here, I'll tell you guys about a couple of the rules you'll see, just to keep things humming.
Bloody Screen So Real 
The game suddenly becomes more popular and likely to break sales records are retail. The good news is that you have regenerating health. So, that's nice! The bad news is your movement speed is drastically reduced. Because apparently faux-realism is fun nowadays. Although that's not so nice when you have an angry mob chasing you.
The Jerk Cometh 
Okay. Good news. You know the endless horde of angry monsters that spawns constantly forever? The spawners are taking a minute break. Great! The bad news is, that's because The Jerk is covering their shift. The Jerk is basically a dark, doublesized, smog-clouded invulnerable Pinky that crushes everything that gets near it. Since all forms of handheld weaponry merely plink off of it, and because it's smart enough to avoid blundering off of the map or into traps, there's really no solution but to make yourself scarce and explore a different part of the map while keeping an eye out for your smoggy nemesis. Thankfully, he dissipates at the end of the round.
And have some screenshots I posted in the WIP thread of a currently in-development map, The Internet Machine.