Reelism Gold! Expansion Pack 3 (X3.1 Patch p.101)

[wildweasel]

How do you drink a 90's fps?

You stick it in a blender?

[Project Shadowcat]

How do you drink a 90's fps?

You stick it in a blender?

Tastes like plastic.

[Captain J]

How do you drink a 90's fps?

well. don't even know strife is kind of soda?...oh wait, what?

now i'm always drink pepsi instead of coke and drink 7UP instead of strife!

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derpidy derp-derp.

i'm such an clydeman who doesn't know about name of my disliking drink. again and again, sorry for my ignorant.

[wildweasel]

It's okay, I think we all had a good laugh out of this.

[Captain J]

well i was used to be out of ideas before drawing this, but hey. laugher is sure good medicine.

[Kinsie]

Work resumes! In this case, I've finally done what I should've done long ago:


There's still some organizational work to do, but the game already loads far, far faster than the old "three WADs in a 7zip" method and it opens up the vague possibility of some kind of version control for development if I can be arsed.

[Kinsie]

Time for some good old fashioned bandwagon-jumping-onning! Thanks to TerminusEst13 for digging up some ancient code for me to maul as a base, and to PlayerLin and TorridGristle Mozai for their parts in this grim play.



Need to do some research and figure out a fancy name for it, though - I don't know Chinese and there's no text manual to run through Google Translate, so I can't use the actual official name as a base!

This is part of a new reel called "Made in China", which focuses on weird bootleg FPSes from China. You know, all two of them. It's fun to trawl around in these bizarre, semi-broken games and pull things from 'em! Maybe I should post more as I work on this, but I like keeping secrets for the final version... decisions, decisions...

[Captain J]

glitchable weaponries, unstable enemies just like a what chineses doing. also rip off something else is their fav too. and don't get me wrong, maybe sometimes they are creative. but rip off something is just outta the mind just like a final combat.

and if you saw every gameplay to ending from youtube, maybe that's should be helpful for make their patterns.

[NantoCodd]

Also, buy-only upgrades and weapons which will expired over a period of time! Tons of useless costume and accesories for player! Purely coincidental similarities with other mods! And the most important, sexy female character or player! (Trust me, nearly every kids on my country wastes their moneys and times for these kind of games.)

[Captain J]

going to be possible for only characters i think. well, then REELism it self needs a character. if that happens, let me create that designs first.

[NantoCodd]

Heh, that was just me ranting about china-made games. No need to feature all of them. But sure, i think the time-limited upgrades and weapons is the most nonsensical features in many chinese MMORPGs and FPSes. And since this gonna be chinese-made games parody, maybe it can be added as main difference from normal gameplay ("You have upgraded your lv.1 pistol into lv.5!" later "10 seconds left for the lv.5 pistol upgrade".)
[EDIT] Forgot the most important thing. Add Engrish pls.

[Captain J]

i forget about that. but without that, i'm pretty sure REELism needs it's own main-character just like a what smash tv did. and i can design it whanever it costs.

'removed for problem solve'

EDIT: mystery solved, and i was confused because of no kinsie's name was there at edited notes for make sure he was wanted to talk with him.

[wildweasel]

No, J, I think he was suggesting that Kinsie "add Engrish" to the "Made In China" reel.

[Kinsie]

Heh, I could have a field day with the scummier variety of microtransaction-fuelled games, but that's probably for another reel, or to get pinned onto iReelism.

[wildweasel]

iReelism should plaster a large banner ad across the top of the screen.