[WIP] Doom: Evil Unleashed

[Gez]

Fun fact: armor that overemphasize the boobs is a very bad idea, especially if it is "cleaved" (I'm not even talking about showing cleavage here, just showing the shape of it). In case of severe mammarian hypertrophy really requiring an armor with a lot of room, it's a lot safer to shape the chest into a sort of "monoboob". Why? Boobs are squishy. If you have a wedge-shaped piece of hardened metal pressing against your sternum, and you get hit (or just fall on your face), you'll get your ribcage caved in.

[hfc2x]

If you have a wedge-shaped piece of hardened metal pressing against your sternum, and you get hit (or just fall on your face), you'll get your ribcage caved in.

That's exactly what I thought of when I first saw the sprites, but you then get used to it (or maybe I'm too lazy to de-sexualize their armor because it's really time consuming). I will take note and modify it later.

[hfc2x]

Bump! (sorry for double post, but so you know there are updates in the first post).

[Minigunner]

*EDIT* I see what you did there.

[SamVision]

Yeah I didn't even download it and I already knew.

[hfc2x]

I already knew.

what

[XanderK9]

Yeah I didn't even download it and I already knew.

Psh, yeah right.

Nice one, hfc2x. It would have being even funnier if the Spider Mastermind would cut me to shred. XD

[skyrish10]

I already knew.

what

you mean a april fools joke wad you uploaded not the real beta one?, oh btw, happy april fools

[Gothic]

however, thanks for this joke hfc2x, because I wanted to play doom rampage edition, but the cacoward link is dead

[hfc2x]

however, screw you for this joke hfc2x, because you made me play doom rampage edition, I wish I was dead

FTFY

[perfectpitchrob]

Still not sure if I should be slightly angry, or slightly glad. On one hand, I've been waiting for DoomEUs demo for quite some time and was initially not amused. On the other hand, I finally got to play doom rampage edition which I've been so curious about/couldn't find online (and now I see why it's so infamous and regret the download). I personally hope though in light of this prank, there is a real demo along the way soon.

[hfc2x]

Yes, there IS actually a beta coming soon, but since we have only 3 actually finished levels (and not particulary much work has been done on the others), that's what you should see when you play it. Mind you, I'm not really happy that you will get to play E1M9 before the full, finished version is out.

[ShadesMaster]

I am the Baron and hear me Roooar!!!!
Also people, remember that April Fools lasts all month....!

[RV-007]

If you have a wedge-shaped piece of hardened metal pressing against your sternum, and you get hit (or just fall on your face), you'll get your ribcage caved in.

That's exactly what I thought of when I first saw the sprites, but you then get used to it (or maybe I'm too lazy to de-sexualize their armor because it's really time consuming). I will take note and modify it later.

Make sure that the armor scales with the helmet.

[Minigunner]

(and now I see why it's so infamous and regret the download)

There's more to it than the poor maps and the shitty story:
1) The original version was ~80 MB. That extra space was illegal MP3's.
2) The author was around 11 or so, if you account for the way he acted towards criticism; he denied that people did not like his maps and he threw tantrums when people criticized them.
3) ...oh fuck it. Let the Worst Wad Cacoward explain it to you.