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10:11 <@Eric> i feel like calling out that classic rivalry faggot on zdoom forums
10:11 <+ijon> so do I
10:11 <@Eric> it's been a while since that forum's had a good and proper shitfest
10:11 <%Marrub> yeah
10:11 <%Marrub> sounds good
10:12 <+ijon> Eric: you can start with the 235MB of music in it
10:12 <@Eric> i'm just gonna call him out on how lame it is to viral your shitty doom project on an anonymous imageboard
10:13 <%Marrub> WHAT
10:13 <+ijon> oh
10:13 <%Marrub> 235MB?
10:13 <+ijon> yes
10:13 <+ijon> for a class mod
10:13 <+TerminusEst13> Fun fact:
10:13 <+TerminusEst13> Most of it is music.
10:13 <%Marrub> JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MY HEAD IS GOING TO EXPLODE
10:13 <+TerminusEst13> He has over 200+ megs of music.
10:13 <+TerminusEst13> For a class mod.
10:13 <%Marrub> fucking shit
10:13 <%Marrub> I'm going to fix this mod because I'm so mad
10:14 <@Eric> has he posted in any previous threads
10:14 <+TerminusEst13> I assure you.
10:14 <@Eric> or was this the first one
10:14 <+TerminusEst13> The only way to fix it
10:14 <+TerminusEst13> is the same way you would fix a dog.
10:14 <%Marrub> neuter it ?
10:15 <+ImpseMX> eric pls
10:15 <+ijon> 10:14 <@Eric> has he posted in any previous threads
10:15 <+ijon> he started a flame... battle in the samsara thread
10:15 <@Eric> i just mean on /vr/
10:16 <@Eric> i want more stuff to screencap
10:16 <@Eric> i think he did post it two threads ago
10:16 <+ImpseMX> he has justposted 2 times
10:16 <%Marrub> fun fact: I'm actually new to doom
10:16 <+ImpseMX> and nothing else
10:16 <%Marrub> I only started playing a few months ago
10:16 <+TerminusEst13> At least, about Classic Rivalry.
10:17 <+TerminusEst13> Who knows, maybe he's posted more times.
10:17 <+TerminusEst13> Who knows x2, maybe it's just one of his friends.
10:17 <+TerminusEst13> Either way, you know he's going to deny it.
10:17 <+TerminusEst13> But that just makes it more interesting, really.
10:17 <@Eric> it's his exact same typing style
10:18 <@Eric> it would be great if we could get the doomworld police department on this
10:18 <@Eric> but i'm afraid we're on our own here
10:18 <%Marrub> yeah, still
10:18 <@Eric> at least until the shit begins
10:18 <%Marrub> it looks too much like fat
10:18 <@Eric> goddamn foolz is slow
10:19 <+Bloax> This account's public links are generating too much traffic and have been temporarily disabled!
10:19 <+Bloax> LMFAO
10:19 <@Eric> aww, he's only posted those two times
10:20 <@Eric> guess i'll wait for him to do some more before starting anything
10:20 <+Bloax> TBH those pistols look quite good.
10:20 <@Eric> but if this isn't him they really know how to impersonate him
10:21 <+Bloax> Pretty good flashes on the SSG too.
10:22 <+Bloax> chanegun rofl
10:23 <+ijon> okay so
10:23 <+Bloax> oh
10:23 <%Marrub> yeah uhh
10:23 <+ijon> classic rivalry
10:23 <+ijon> half the time, you can't even pick weapons off the ground
10:23 <+Bloax> lmao
10:23 <+ijon> because they're weapons belonging to a different class
10:23 <+Bloax> rofl
10:23 <+ijon> and this guy was too [censored word] to see that as an issue
10:23 <%Marrub> the ring middle and pointer fingers look like
10:23 <%Marrub> err
10:23 <+ijon> also
10:23 <+Bloax> But yeah it's an early WIP, hey.
10:24 <%Marrub> >mod from 2012
10:24 <%Marrub> >early wip
10:24 <%Marrub> lel
10:24 <@Eric> ah, he posted again
10:24 <+ijon> you know what a health bonus is replaced by sometimes (read: 20% of the time)?
10:24 <+ijon> a megasphere.
10:24 <+Bloax> Marrub: Talking about my hand.
10:24 <+ijon> a fucking megasphere.
10:24 <@Eric> thank you based zygo
10:24 <+ijon> you know what a proper megasphere can be replaced with?
10:24 <+ijon> a stimpack.
10:24 <+ijon> DO YOU SEE AN ISSUE HERE.
10:25 <+Bloax> also watch out guys
10:25 <+Bloax> ur gonna make him rq into indie games !!
10:25 <+ijon> shotgun guys and pigcops replace zombiemen
10:25 <+TerminusEst13> Ijon: Don't forget it can be replaced with a health bonus.
10:25 <+ijon> they can take off 40-50 health a shot
10:25 <+ijon> god forbid they spawn on map01
10:25 <+ijon> and you can't pick up the chainsaw because it's duke's chainsaw
10:25 <+ijon> you're basically fucked!
10:25 <+ijon> but if you can pick up the chainsaw the entire map is ezmode
10:25 <+Bloax> ijon: ur fault for not being duk
10:25 <%Marrub> in my version all of the weapons are piled onto one
10:26 <+ijon> Marrub: yep
10:26 <+ijon> some weps do that
10:26 <+ijon> a green armor
10:26 <+ijon> was replaced with an armor bonus
10:27 <+ijon> GUYS DO YOU SEE AN ISSUE HERE
10:27 <+Bloax> nop
10:27 <+ijon> and yes, the chainsaw ezmodes everything
10:27 <+TerminusEst13> The best thing is, for usual projects like this you could just say ">randomizer wad" and be done with it.
10:27 <+TerminusEst13> But this surpasses the usual pitfalls of a randomizer wad.
10:28 <+ijon> okay so
10:28 <+TerminusEst13> This is a randomizer with absolutely no sense of item weight.
10:28 <+ijon> just so you know what I'm talking about
10:28 <+TerminusEst13> Or enemy weight, at that.
10:28 <+ijon> http://i.imgur.com/SjQZmOn.png
10:28 <+ijon> HERE YOU GO.
10:28 <+TerminusEst13> It's a mod that expects you solely to play on co-op, with infinite lives and respawning items, and shoulder on no matter what.
10:28 <%Marrub> or any weight really
10:28 <@Eric> nobody scare him off just yet though
10:28 <+ijon> look at that
10:28 <+ijon> two megaspheres and three soulspheres
10:28 <+Bloax> Right now from your description.
10:28 <%Marrub> holy balls
10:29 <+Bloax> Zygo sounds like SgtFart on steroids.
10:29 <+ijon> also
10:29 <@Eric> he's basically blown the cover of anonymity
10:29 <+TerminusEst13> Using the Doom 64 graphics with the Doom 2 graphics, of course.
10:29 <%Marrub> whered you get that version?
10:29 <+ijon> some of the health pickups
10:29 <+Bloax> Because his stuff at least works somewhat.
10:29 <@Eric> since he posted asking for feedback, which someone who's just a fan wouldn't do
10:29 <+ijon> are replaced with pickups that DAMAGE you
10:29 <+Bloax> Clusterfuck, yes.
10:29 <+DanteEdward> Also, Doom trivia:
10:29 <+Bloax> But it works somewhat.
10:29 <+TerminusEst13> Marrub: https://www.dropbox.com/s/z43f0ulwl1xxszf/ClassicRivalry.RAR
10:29 <+DanteEdward> The cacodemon is actually the head of a D&D monster
10:29 <+ijon> TerminusEst13: no, hold on
10:29 <+ijon> I'll post the 35MB 7z archive
10:29 <+ijon> WITHOUT the music
10:29 <+Bloax> Terminus: Disabled lolo
10:29 <%Marrub> thanks
10:29 <+TerminusEst13> but
10:29 <%Marrub> that one gives a 502 anyway
10:29 <+TerminusEst13> the music is the best part
10:30 <+TerminusEst13> we need to
10:30 <@Eric> haha dunked
10:30 <+ijon> NO.
10:30 <+TerminusEst13> play map30 with country music
10:30 <+TerminusEst13> and map11 with mortal kombat music
10:30 <@Eric> mod is such shit that dropbox said stop
10:30 <+TerminusEst13> (Not exaggerating, for the record)
10:30 <%Marrub> fuck you
10:30 <%Marrub> yeah lets make it
10:30 <%Marrub> 200 mb of fucking music
10:30 <+ijon> 235MB*
10:30 <+TerminusEst13> Actually, hell, I can't even joke about that.
10:30 <%Marrub> also my version doesnt have any music and its 200 mb?
10:30 <+TerminusEst13> This is a man that seriously
10:30 <+TerminusEst13> earnestly
10:31 <@Eric> okay so far i have https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/48332341/lel1.png
10:31 <+TerminusEst13> looked at Doom II and said.
10:31 <@Eric> https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/48332341/lel2.png
10:31 <@Eric> and https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/48332341/lel3.png
10:31 <+TerminusEst13> "You know what would make this trek through the pits of Hell even more in-depth?"
10:31 <+ijon> http://filesmelt.com/dl/classicShittery2.7z
10:31 <+TerminusEst13> "Country music."
10:31 <@Eric> think that's enough to go to war with or should i wait for more?
10:31 <%Marrub> I think it's redneck rampage music
10:31 <+TerminusEst13> Marrub: You have the old demo. 18+ classes, before he rebooted the project and decided to start from scratch for...some reason.
10:31 <+ijon> balance*
10:31 <+ijon> I have the old one too
10:31 <%Marrub> also lel3 is me
10:32 <+ijon> look at the size difference, compressed and uncompressed
10:32 <+ijon> ijontichy@powernoob .pwads/ZDoom $ ls -lh CLASSICRIVALRY.wad classicShittery.7z
10:32 <+ijon> -rw------- 1 ijontichy ijontichy 205M Jan 1 2012 CLASSICRIVALRY.wad
10:32 <+ijon> -rw-r--r-- 1 ijontichy ijontichy 48M Apr 26 20:03 classicShittery.7z
10:32 <+TerminusEst13> Marrub: You're the one asking for feedback? Or the one saying it's shit?
10:32 <%Marrub> the one saying it's shit
10:32 <+TerminusEst13> Eric: Sure, go ahead. The sooner we get this clown out of here, the better.
10:32 <+ijon> oh yeah
10:32 <+ijon> I can't pick up that rocket launcher
10:32 <@Eric> arright
10:32 <+ijon> because it's DOOKZ
10:32 <@Eric> it's been too long since i started a shitstorm
10:33 <+TerminusEst13> I mean, hell, he's already buried his grave with the first two posts.
10:33 <+ijon> oh and btw
10:33 <+ijon> your max health in classic rivalry
10:33 <+ijon> 100? no.
10:33 <+ijon> 125? hell no.
10:33 <+ijon> it's 300.
10:33 <+ijon> you can get to 300 hp with stimpacks
10:34 <+ijon> actually, 300 hp is the cap for everything
10:34 <%Marrub> you know
10:34 <%Marrub> this is something that starting a shitstorm over would be good
10:34 <+TerminusEst13> I'm going to be honest.
10:34 <+TerminusEst13> I like to think of myself as a laid back guy.
10:35 <+TerminusEst13> This is pissing me off.
10:35 <+TerminusEst13> Don't like Samsara? Okay, sure. There's lots of reasons why, I can understand it.
10:35 <+TerminusEst13> Want to try and outdo Samsara? Sure, I'm fine with that. More mods for people to play is better.
10:35 <+TerminusEst13> But when you revive an old project just to claim you did it first and start shitting it everywhere so you can get some recognition, NOT because you want to make something fun for people?
10:35 <+TerminusEst13> FUCK
10:35 <+TerminusEst13> RIGHT
10:35 <+TerminusEst13> OFF.
10:35 <%Marrub> "Samsara? What a piece of shit." - Jon St. John
10:36 <+ijon> oh, by the way?
10:36 <+TerminusEst13> (Already integrated that quote, by the way)
10:36 <+ijon> if you want to see how much ammo you have
10:36 <%Marrub> where is it used?
10:36 <+ijon> you HAVE to use the hud that takes up 40% of the screen
10:36 <+ijon> Marrub: 0.29, enter taunt
10:37 <+TerminusEst13> It's used on intro. Every time he spawns, he has a chance to crack his knuckles and say that.
10:37 <%Marrub> oh wow
10:37 <@Eric> http://forum.zdoom.org/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=36053&p=682334#p682334 here we goooooooooooo
10:38 <+Bloax> Parias spreads the influence of heavy metal by giving them a literal taste of heavy metals.
10:38 <%Marrub> so where can I get the newest samsara version?
10:38 <+Bloax> Because he's THAT metal.
10:38 <+ijon> also?
10:38 <+ijon> the KEYS are randomized.
10:38 <+TerminusEst13> Marrub: It's still in beta, but
10:38 <+ijon> the fucking KEYS are randomized.
10:38 <@Eric> what the fug.
10:38 <+TerminusEst13> are you fucking kidding me
10:38 <+TerminusEst13> the fucking KEYS
10:38 <+TerminusEst13> are randomized?
10:38 <+ijon> yes
10:38 <+Bloax> if you gonna go random
10:38 <+Bloax> YOU GONNA GO RANDOM
10:38 <+ijon> I bet doors that require skull keys don't work anymore!
10:38 <@Eric> also you guys can feel free to move in with your arguments as to why this mod blows
10:39 <+TerminusEst13> Marrub: http://static.**LINK_DISABLED**.org/wads/samsara-v0.29-beta5.pk3
10:39 <+ijon> does doing a /lastlog and posting all of this onto the thread work
10:39 <%Marrub> thanks
10:39 <@Eric> if you want, i suppose
10:39 <@Eric> i don't care
10:39 <+ijon> I love how spectres don't bleed
10:39 <+ijon> so you can't even tell if you're connecting
10:40 <+ijon> ... aiofsaidfhskjfksdjfh
10:40 <+ijon> okay, get this
10:40 <+ijon> a fucking ZOMBIEMAN REPLACEMENT can resurrect monsters
10:41 <@Eric> we've officially breached rga-tier
10:41 <+ijon> the roswell aliens resurrect.
10:41 <+ijon> and they replace any zombie.
10:41 <+ijon> but it's okay
10:41 <+ijon> because I'm given, ohidunno
10:41 <+ijon> 25 soulspheres every fucking map
10:42 <+ijon> naturally they infight like crazy
10:42 <@Eric> quality
10:43 <+ijon> also I have four shotguns
10:43 <+ijon> shotgun, ssg, and doom64 replicas that do the exact same fucking thing
10:43 <%Marrub> jesus christ
10:43 <%Marrub> how horrifying
10:44 <@Eric> hopefully the zdoom forum mods don't crack down on me before there can be some decent mudslinging
10:44 <+ijon> "hey, you know how we can make the game better?"
10:44 <+ijon> "let's make the shotgunners do 50 damage per shot."
10:45 <+ijon> "and fire a lot more often."
10:45 <+ijon> "and have them replace zombiemen."
10:46 <+ijon> also the monsters can run off ledges
10:46 <@Eric> http://forum.zdoom.org/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=36126 what the fuck am i looking at
10:46 <+ijon> this doesn't sound like a big deal until you get MOBBED BY 25 INSTANT DEATH SHOTGUNNERS
10:46 <+Bloax> ijon: this reminds me of the early BURL TUMD
10:49 <%Marrub> https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/27048651/ss/Screenshot_Doom_20130427_134647.png
10:49 <%Marrub> oh that's real nice
10:49 <+ijon> oh, and
10:49 <+TerminusEst13> Marrub: We weren't joking, man.
10:49 <+ijon> you actually run out of shells
10:49 <@Eric> Users browsing this forum: DartPower, DOOMERO-21, Eric_, Marrub, Max Dickings, Rowsol, TerminusEst13, TTK_86, Zaratul, zygo and 11 guests
10:49 <+ijon> on map02
10:49 <@Eric> >zygo
10:49 <@Eric> IT BEGINS
10:49 <+ijon> y'know
10:49 <+ijon> the map with 5 billion shotgunners?
10:49 <%Marrub> ZYGO
10:50 <+ijon> you run out of shells on it.
10:50 <+ijon> HOW IN THE FUCK
10:50 <%Marrub> I WANT TO SUCK YOUR DIKC ZYGO
10:50 <%Marrub> FUCK YOU ZYGO FUCKING FAGGOT BITCH
10:50 <+TerminusEst13> ALERT /POL/
10:50 <+TerminusEst13> WE HAVE REACHED LEVEL GREEN
10:50 <+TerminusEst13> IT BEGINS
10:50 <%Marrub> HOW THE FUCK DO I RELOAD IN THIS MOD ZYGO
10:50 <%Marrub> ANSWER ME ZYGO
10:51 <+ijon> oh
10:51 <+ijon> and the player radius was decreased
10:51 <+ijon> so you can bypass the red key
10:51 <+Bloax> llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
10:51 <+Bloax> ooo
10:51 <+Bloax> l
10:51 <+ijon> simply by walking through the gap next to that area
10:51 <+TerminusEst13> And the player HEIGHT was increased, too.
10:51 <%Marrub> ZYGO I KNOW YOU'RE ONE OF THESE NIGGERS IN IRC
10:51 <%Marrub> ZYYYGOOO
10:51 <+TerminusEst13> So you have to crouch to the exit in map01.
10:51 <+ijon> nah, that's the old version
10:51 <+TerminusEst13> Oh. Right.
10:52 <+ijon> the new one gives you a touhou hitbox
10:52 <+TerminusEst13> I haven't given the new version much of a shot, actually.
10:52 <+ijon> AND YOU STILL DIE IN FOUR SECONDS
10:52 <+ijon> WITH 300 HEALTH
10:52 <+TerminusEst13> BRB SUBJECTING MYSELF TO NEGATIVE UNPLEASANT EXPERIENCES IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE
10:52 <@Eric> aw he left
10:52 <@Eric> that's no fun :[
10:53 <%Marrub> I KNOW HE'S IN THIS IRC SOMEWHERE
10:53 <%Marrub> ZZYYYGOOOOOO
10:53 <+TerminusEst13> He's not.
10:53 <+TerminusEst13> Though that's mostly out of a futile hope.
10:53 <%Marrub> FUCK
10:54 <%Marrub> I love how bringing out the chainsaw instantly alerts everything
10:54 <%Marrub> so if you have autoswitch on you're fucked
10:54 <+ijon> also the doomguy gets a rifle
10:54 <+ijon> that, um
10:54 <+ijon> does the same damage as the pistol
10:54 <+ijon> fires somewhat faster
10:54 <+ijon> but uses a much rarer ammo
10:54 <@Eric> u wot k8
10:54 <@Eric> m8
10:54 <+ijon> and, again, you RUN OUT of SHELLS in MAP02.
10:55 <+TerminusEst13> Punching the wall no longer blows you up.
10:55 <+ijon> the map you're supposed to be able to leave with 50 shells if you fire exclusively at walls
10:55 <+TerminusEst13> I'm happy with that.
10:55 <+TerminusEst13> Why does the Soulsphere give you 100 armor?
10:55 <+TerminusEst13> As in
10:55 <+TerminusEst13> the item that SHOULDN'T give you any armor at all?
10:55 <%Marrub> at least the mod (other than its tons of flaws) is somewhat decent
10:56 <%Marrub> as in the weapons themselves
10:56 <+ijon> oh
10:56 <+TerminusEst13> I won't lie, it's fantastic for gathering resources.
10:56 <+TerminusEst13> And it's very pretty. Lots of nice particles.
10:56 <+TerminusEst13> But the particles goes against the whole retro thing.
10:56 <+ijon> and there's alien troopers that become INVISIBLE and INTANGIBLE for however the fuck long they please
10:56 <+TerminusEst13> And the resources are KIND OF bogged down by the, uh
10:56 <+TerminusEst13> naming scheme in the .wad.
10:56 <+ijon> 1011A0
10:56 <+ijon> 1011B0
10:56 <+TerminusEst13> If you can even call it a naming scheme.
10:57 <+ijon> 1029B2B7
10:57 <%Marrub> jesus christ
10:57 <+ijon> 1203A5
10:57 <+ijon> yeaha
10:57 <+ijon> all the sprites and sounds are named like this
10:57 <+ijon> SND1023
10:57 <+ijon> SND1329
10:57 <%Marrub> HOW DO I RELOAD
10:57 <+ijon> and the SNDINFO doesn't help
10:57 <@Eric> i wonder if i scared him off the zdoom forums
10:57 <+ijon> it looks like this
10:57 <+TerminusEst13> Marrub: You can't.
10:57 <+ijon> SND1023 SND1023
10:57 <%Marrub> YOU
10:57 <%Marrub> CANT
10:57 <+ijon> Marrub: use the zdoom reload key
10:57 <@Eric> people generally don't expect to be busted for this stuff
10:58 <+ijon> yeah, zdoom has its own reload key
10:58 <%Marrub> zdoom reload key dont work
10:58 <+ijon> works for me
10:58 <+ijon> or maybe
10:58 <+ijon> maybe
10:58 <%Marrub> what's your R bound to
10:58 <+ijon> it's inconsistent
10:58 <+ijon> ... oh he
10:58 <+TerminusEst13> Authors may NOT use the contents of this file as a base for modification or
10:58 <+ijon> my R is bound to a key that pulse +attack
10:58 <+TerminusEst13> reuse. Permissions have been obtained from original authors for any of
10:58 <%Marrub> also how do you do effects like bold in IRC?
10:58 <+TerminusEst13> their resources modified or included in this file.
10:58 <+TerminusEst13> You may NOT distribute this file in any format.
10:58 <+TerminusEst13> WELP GUYS
10:58 <+TerminusEst13> we distributed it.
10:58 <@Eric> RIP
10:58 <+TerminusEst13> I guess we're busted.
10:58 <+TerminusEst13> Bend over for the ircops.
10:58 <@Eric> hey, he distributed it too
10:58 <+ijon> so wait
10:58 <+ijon> this guy
10:59 <+jones> bold
10:59 <+ijon> is saying we can't use the resources he didn't make
10:59 <@Eric> under the name "anonymous", who technically isn't him
10:59 <+TerminusEst13> ijon: That is correct.
10:59 <+ijon> uh
10:59 <+ijon> that's
10:59 <+ijon> a problem
10:59 <+TerminusEst13> Why do I have a hunch this is one of those guys that thinks his ideas are special snowflakes that need to stay his and only his?
10:59 <+TerminusEst13> ...Well, I guess partially because he is.
11:00 <%Marrub> wait
11:00 <@Eric> because he called samsara a ripoff of a total piece of shit?
11:00 <%Marrub> what?
11:00 <%Marrub> what's your reload key bound to?
11:00 <@Eric> (samsara's only a half piece of shit, it's completely different)
11:00 <+ijon> btw
11:00 <+ijon> don't grab red orbs
11:00 <+ijon> they HURT you
11:00 <+ijon> Marrub: turns out my reload key was actually a fire key in disguise
11:00 <+ijon> nope, you can't reload manually!
11:00 <%Marrub> what.
11:00 <+TerminusEst13> Marrub: you know a mod is quality when you need to ask on irc about how to fucking reload.
11:01 <+ijon> Eric: just because all the quake stuff is completely brown doesn't mean it's shit
11:01 <+ijon> it could be diarrhea
11:01 <+ijon> YOU WOULDN'T KNOW
11:01 <+TerminusEst13> >Picked up a health orb
11:01 <@Eric> you're right
11:01 <+TerminusEst13> >Gets only armor
11:01 <%Marrub> I got a megasphere on map01
11:01 <+TerminusEst13> OKAY THEN
11:01 <%Marrub> yeah.
11:01 <@Eric> i should've checked my privilege
11:02 <+DrVonFungi> Sounds like Doomguy's Warzone.
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11:02 <+ijon> NO
11:02 <+TerminusEst13> Why is a Zombieman dropping an SSG?
11:02 <+TerminusEst13> WHY
11:02 <+ijon> ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKIGN ZOMBIEMAN ARCHVILES.
11:03 <%Marrub> wait, what's the difference between the frag shotgun from doom64 and the beta shotgun from lameduke?
11:03 <+DrVonFungi> Zombiemen that shoot nazis that shoot archville cubes.
11:03 <+DrVonFungi> Also there's no shotgun in lameduke.
11:03 <%Marrub> well, whatever this one is
11:03 <%Marrub> you know, the one with lameduke hands
11:03 <+TerminusEst13> Marrub: Nothing.
11:03 <%Marrub> wow
11:03 <%Marrub> WOW
11:03 <%Marrub> oh okay
11:03 <%Marrub> an imp
11:03 <%Marrub> was replaced by a health bonus
11:03 <%Marrub> yeah okay
11:03 <%Marrub> what
11:04 <%Marrub> wait no
11:04 <+DrVonFungi> Medimp
11:04 <%Marrub> that was a STIMPACK
11:04 <@Eric> no two games are ever the same!
11:04 <+ijon> oh my jesus christ
11:04 <@Eric> sometimes the enemies are actually health!
11:04 <+ijon> I had 300 hp
11:04 <+ijon> I walked outside
11:04 <+ijon> and died in two seconds to two shotgunners
11:04 <+ijon> who fire twice a second
11:04 <+ijon> and do 50 damage a shot
11:04 <+DrVonFungi> So it's some randomizer wad?
11:05 <%Marrub> WORSE
11:05 <%Marrub> DO NOT PLAY
11:05 <%Marrub> DPLEASE
11:05 <+TerminusEst13> OH HEY
11:05 <+ijon> and of course.
11:05 <+TerminusEst13> HE STOLE THE DOOM 64 EDITS, TOO
11:05 <+TerminusEst13> http://forum.zdoom.org/viewtopic.php?f=37&t=25863&start=105
11:05 <+ijon> the exit full of shotgunners?
11:05 <+TerminusEst13> DID HE GIVE CREDIT
11:05 <+TerminusEst13> NO
11:05 <+ijon> full of zombiemen.
11:05 <@Eric> t o p l e l
11:06 <+ijon> so
11:06 <+ijon> I just exited map02
11:06 <+ijon> with 300 health and 200 armor
11:06 <%Marrub> oh yeah
11:06 <%Marrub> no thats nice
11:06 <%Marrub> just give me an atomic health
11:06 <%Marrub> as a stimpack
11:06 <%Marrub> eah
11:06 <+ijon> have you gotten a megasphere for a health bonus yet?
11:06 <%Marrub> yeah
11:06 <+ijon> :V
11:07 <+DrVonFungi> what the fuck is going on
11:07 <%Marrub> 3 actually
11:07 <%Marrub> oh and
11:07 <%Marrub> you get points
11:07 <%Marrub> which is actually cool
11:07 <%Marrub> and I like that
11:07 <+ijon> first room in map03
11:07 <%Marrub> but fuck
11:07 <+ijon> I now have 183 hp and 83 armor
11:07 <+TerminusEst13> DrVonFungi: We're tearing a new asshole from someone who tried to viral market on /vr/.
11:07 <+ijon> THEY DO THAT MUCH FUCKING DAMAGE.
11:08 <%Marrub> blue armor on an armor bonus
11:08 <%Marrub> thats nice
11:08 <+ijon> WHAT.
11:08 <+ijon> okay so
11:08 <+TerminusEst13> Almost as good as health bonuses off megaspheres!
11:08 <+DrVonFungi> Oh shit there was a viral marketer?
11:08 <+ijon> a monster shot another monster
11:08 <+ijon> who did the shot monster attack?
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11:08 <+ijon> the dude who shot it? no.
11:08 <+ijon> he went for ME.
11:08 <%Marrub> oh okay
11:08 <%Marrub> I just
11:08 <+ijon> he was shot by another guy
11:08 <%Marrub> entered a room
11:09 <+ijon> and started attacking me
11:09 <%Marrub> isntantly lost 100 heal;th
11:09 <%Marrub> 150 armor
11:09 * TerminusEst13 looks at customize controls
11:09 <+TerminusEst13> oh fuck me
11:09 <%Marrub> i find it so sad how this mod is so shit
11:09 <+TerminusEst13> He expects you to bind keys for the music box.
11:09 <%Marrub> because it has SO MUCH POTENTIAL
11:09 <+TerminusEst13> He expects you to bind keys for all those entries in the music box.
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11:10 <+ijon> ALL THESE WEAPONS I CAN'T PICK UP
11:10 <+DrVonFungi> So the imp as health and overpowered shotgunners are from that viral'd mod?
11:10 <%Marrub> the icing on the cake would be
11:10 <%Marrub> if every time duke spawned
11:10 <%Marrub> he said the samsara quote
11:10 <+TerminusEst13> Yes, it is.
11:11 <+ijon> oh that's nice
11:11 <+ijon> chaingun cannon
11:11 <+ijon> can I pick it up?
11:11 <+Wuncent> what mod is dis
11:11 <+ijon> hell no.
11:11 <+ijon> laser cannon thing from a duke mod?
11:11 <+ijon> can I pick it up?
11:11 <+ijon> hell no.
11:11 <+ijon> SMG?
11:12 <+TerminusEst13> Wuncent: Classic Rivalry, what Samsara apparently ripped off.
11:12 <+ijon> can I pick it up?
11:12 <+DrVonFungi> HELL NO
11:12 <+ijon> FUCKING GUESS.
11:12 <%Marrub> actually its from lameduke
11:12 <%Marrub> not a mod
11:12 <+ijon> regardless
11:12 <+ijon> I can't pick it up
11:12 <+ijon> and I fucking need to
11:12 <+Wuncent> samsara ripped off smash broa
11:12 <+ijon> because >ammo so fucking rare
11:12 <+Wuncent> bros
11:12 <+TerminusEst13> Do you want the 230+ meg version, or the 32 meg version without the music?
11:13 <+DrVonFungi> 230 MB?
11:13 <+ijon> okay
11:13 <+DrVonFungi> Did he put fucking FLAC on the files?
11:13 <+ijon> I just got gypped out of a rocket launcher twice
11:13 <+ijon> DrVonFungi: they're MP3s, MP2s, midis, etc
11:13 <+TerminusEst13> No.
11:13 <+ijon> but the thing is
11:13 <+TerminusEst13> He just has that much fucking music.
11:13 <+ijon> there's 300 of them
11:13 <+ijon> 295MB with music
11:13 <+ijon> 34MB without music
11:13 <+Bloax> Guys.
11:13 <+Bloax> I think we've found
11:13 <+Bloax> TrainWreck
11:13 <+Bloax> The Ultimate
11:14 <+TerminusEst13> WELP
11:14 <@Eric> he came back
11:14 <+ijon> ... revenant cannons?
11:14 <+TerminusEst13> Hey ijon
11:14 <+ijon> WHAT.
11:14 <+TerminusEst13> guess what the difference between the Doom 64 rocket launcher and the normal one is?
11:14 <+Bloax> eric: thakns for our opinoin
11:14 <+ijon> TerminusEst13: nothing?
11:14 <+TerminusEst13> The Doom 64 rocket launcher homes in on enemies.
11:14 <@Eric> Bloax pls no
11:14 <+TerminusEst13> Flawlessly.
11:14 <%Marrub> oh thats nice
11:14 <+ijon> what
11:14 <%Marrub> I got dual duke pistols
11:14 <+ijon> what
11:14 <+ijon> what
11:14 <+DrVonFungi> wot wot
11:14 <+TerminusEst13> in the butt
11:15 <+Bloax> WHAT
11:15 <+DrVonFungi> They don't speak english in What.
11:15 <+TerminusEst13> I'm serious. I'm at the end of map03.
11:15 <%Marrub> how do you bold and shit
11:15 <%Marrub> what
11:15 <+ijon> okay
11:15 <+TerminusEst13> All the enemies at the cliff below me.
11:15 <+TerminusEst13> I'm firing up in the fucking air.
11:15 <+TerminusEst13> It's still hitting.
11:15 <+ijon> I am continuing this game with sv_infiniteammo 1
11:15 <+ijon> because fuck this ammo hunt
11:15 <+ijon> ... what.
11:15 <+ijon> THE WEAPONS STILL USE AMMO.
11:15 <@Eric> >continuing the game
11:16 <+ijon> sv_infiniteammo IS COMPLETELY POINTLESS.
11:16 <+ijon> IT DOES NOTHING.
11:16 <+TerminusEst13> Yeah. If you look at his decorate code?
11:16 <+TerminusEst13> He doesn't use Weapon.AmmoUse
11:16 <+TerminusEst13> He uses TakeInventory.
11:16 <%Marrub> oh
11:16 <%Marrub> i
11:16 <+ijon> jksdlfkslfksdfhnksdfjksdghfjksdfkhsdfjgsdfkjsdfkhsdkfgsdjkfsdgfsdfjksd
11:17 <%Marrub> I think I need to lie down
11:17 <@Eric> cmon zygo post so you can make an even more shamefur dispray of yourself
11:17 <@Eric> or run away whatever nerd
11:17 <+ijon> bind r "give ammo"
11:17 <+Bloax> ijon: no
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11:17 <+Bloax> alias fuckall "give ammo;wait 5;fuckall"
11:17 <+Bloax> fuckall
11:18 <+TerminusEst13> Okay, so.
11:18 <+TerminusEst13> I'm going to need to make a video out of this.
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11:18 <+TerminusEst13> Let's start gathering things together to demonstrate.
11:18 <+ImpseMX> oh no
11:18 <+ImpseMX> guys start reporting posts
11:18 <+ijon> also
11:18 <+ijon> all the ammo caps at 999
11:18 <%Marrub> okay
11:18 <%Marrub> we should
11:18 <%Marrub> make videos
11:19 <%Marrub> of the 3 different classes
11:19 <%Marrub> like bloax will do doomguy
11:19 <%Marrub> ijon will do duke
11:19 <%Marrub> etc
11:19 <%Marrub> just for the hell of it
11:19 <+ijon> ARE YU
11:19 <+ijon> FUCKING
11:19 <+ijon> KIDDING ME
11:19 <%Marrub> to demonstrate all of the problems with the classes
11:19 <+TerminusEst13> 1: Obviously, the filesize. Screenshot of the mod's filesize. Compared to how many characters there are.
11:19 <+ijon> a blue armor and soulsphere
11:19 <+ijon> got replaced with a
11:19 <+ijon> wait for it
11:20 <+DrVonFungi> imp
11:20 <+ijon> armor bonus and health bonus.
11:20 <+TerminusEst13> 2: Start off a run in map01, get gibbed right away with enemy replacements. Preferably with a class that doesn't get the chainsaw.
11:20 <+ijon> 3: Turn on sv_infiniteammo. Watch as nothing changes.
11:20 <%Marrub> okay
11:20 <+TerminusEst13> 4: Run around with the roswell zombiemen replacements reviving everything.
11:20 <%Marrub> I think I'll make the gibbed video
11:21 <+ijon> 5: Run frantiaclly over weapon pickups with no ammo, because LOL NO YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM.
11:21 <+TerminusEst13> 6: Item replacements. Map01 demonstrates this perfectly, I mean people have already shown soulspheres and megaspheres in one pack.
11:21 <+DrVonFungi> WHAT WHAT
11:21 <%Marrub> I'll do 2 4 and 6
11:21 <%Marrub> since I'm just gonna make a map01 video
11:22 <+DrVonFungi> That sounds worse than Alando.
11:22 <+DrVonFungi> I mean wow
11:22 <+DrVonFungi> Megasphere and soulsphere in the first map.
11:22 <+ijon> 7: Get oneshotted by a shotgunner the moment you walk through a door in map02.
11:22 <@Eric> oh man he's lingering in the projects forum
11:22 <@Eric> i think it might be happening
11:22 <+ijon> DrVonFungi: not just a megasphere and soulsphere
11:22 <+ijon> three megaspheres and soulspheres!
11:23 <+ijon> on map01
11:23 <+TerminusEst13> 8: Stolen sprite edits. Doom 64 reloads/cocking, then show a picture of the topic he got it from.
11:23 <+DrVonFungi> i just what
11:23 <+DrVonFungi> What's next, Realm667 rips?
11:23 <+ijon> not good enough for that
11:23 <+ImpseMX> >putting soulsphs while having megaspheres
11:23 <+Wuncent> haha oh god
11:23 <+ImpseMX> >in Map01
11:24 <@Eric> http://forum.zdoom.org/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=36053&p=682334#p682343 wut da fug
11:24 <+TerminusEst13> "experince B)"
11:24 <+DrVonFungi> That guy is a complete faget.
11:24 <+TerminusEst13> welp
11:24 <+ijon> 9: Sync up the normal and Doom64 variants of the shotguns and chainguns. Watch as they sync perfectly.
11:24 <%Marrub> okay
11:24 <%Marrub> made video
11:24 <@Eric> i've done my part here, you guys can come in with the slamming criticisms
11:24 <%Marrub> now gonna edit it
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11:25 <+ijon> 10: LOL DUKE HAS FUCKING DOOM WEAPONS UMADBRO.
11:25 <+Bloax> 11: VERY MAD
11:25 <+TerminusEst13> 11: Too many fucking customizable keys.
11:25 <+TerminusEst13> Wait, Duke has Doom weapons? Brb checking.
11:25 <+ijon> the excess shotguns
11:25 <+ijon> clearly doom style
11:26 <+ijon> 12: Take an invulnsphere from MAP03 that replaced a blursphere.
11:26 <+ijon> Use it to ezmode map07.
11:26 <+ImpseMX> guys, I'm about to download samsara for the first time ever
11:26 <+ImpseMX> so, pk3 or pk7
11:26 <+Bloax> 13: Claiming Samsara is a ripoff of this.
11:26 <+ImpseMX> what do?
11:26 <+ijon> pk7's smaller but loads slower
11:26 <+ijon> pk3's bigger but loads faster
11:26 <+TerminusEst13> ImpseMx: More servers host .pk3 as well.
11:26 <+ImpseMX> got it, thankz
11:26 <+ijon> otherwise they're the same damn thing
11:26 <+ijon> and\
11:27 <+ijon> *gasp*
11:27 <+ijon> only 30MB!
11:27 <+DrVonFungi> pk7 loaded fast for me
11:27 <+ImpseMX> lol
11:27 <+DrVonFungi> even on my shitty craptop
11:27 <+ijon> 13: Demons run off ledges like idiots.
11:27 <+ijon> I just saw that in map03
11:27 <+ijon> enter red key room
11:27 <+ijon> demons run off their ledge instantly like dumbshits
11:27 <+Tux[Qyou]> not only demons
11:28 <+ijon> everything does that
11:28 <+Tux[Qyou]> brb checking the crusher
11:28 <+TerminusEst13> This is incredible.
11:28 <+ijon> >mfw doom64 demons make shotgun guy see sounds
11:28 <+DrVonFungi> guys the zdoom thread
11:28 <+DrVonFungi> http://forum.zdoom.org/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=36053&p=682334#p682346
11:28 <@Eric> have we all been rused
11:29 <@Eric> i think the entire mod might have been a ruse
11:29 <@Eric> either that or this guy really is that dumb
11:29 <+DrVonFungi> Zygo is clearly a 10 year old with incorrect knowlegedge of DECORATE.
11:29 <@Eric> both scenarios are equally possible
11:29 <+ijon> ...
11:29 <+ijon> ..................................
11:29 <+TerminusEst13> RELOAD IN A DOOM GAME
11:29 <+TerminusEst13> JUST LIKE
11:29 <+Tux[Qyou]> uhm, I entered the crusher and I hear heretic's e1m8 music
11:29 <+TerminusEst13> THE LAST ONE
11:29 <+ijon> um
11:29 <+ijon> guys
11:29 <+TerminusEst13> That's 14
11:29 <+ijon> the BFG9000
11:29 <+TerminusEst13> That's fucking 14
11:29 <+ijon> is automatic.
11:29 <+Bloax> Haha.
11:30 <+Bloax> You guys are doing the classic Weasel.
11:30 <+Tux[Qyou]> oh yeah spider mastermind (replaced) falls from the crusher
11:30 <+Bloax> I miss the guy's megareviews.
11:30 <+TerminusEst13> 14: "reload? in a doom game? REALLY! LOL", Show off previous Classic Rivalry where there was reloading
11:30 <+DrVonFungi> 15*
11:30 <@Eric> this guy is clearly an master ruseman
11:30 <+TerminusEst13> Bloax: I'm just going to compile everything in one big megavideo.
11:30 <@Eric> and we've all been had
11:30 <+TerminusEst13> Something easy to watch.
11:30 <@Eric> everyone on the zdoom forums has been had
11:31 <+Tux[Qyou]> ewww, he made plasmagun spread horizontally
11:31 <+ijon> hey TerminusEst13
11:31 <+ijon> go to map31
11:31 <+TerminusEst13> 15: THREE TYPES OF DUKE NUKEM RPGS
11:31 <+ijon> and check out the nazis
11:31 <+TerminusEst13> *FOUR TYPES
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11:31 <+ijon> find out how crazyhard they are
11:32 <+Tux[Qyou]> I wanted to get the chaingun
11:32 <+Tux[Qyou]> I died instantly
11:32 <+DrVonFungi> 16*
11:32 <+ijon> BUT NO
11:32 <+ijon> IT'S A FUCKING CHAINGUN CANNON
11:32 <+DrVonFungi> The nazis have chainguns?
11:32 <+ijon> no
11:32 <+ijon> the nazis
11:32 <+TerminusEst13> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
11:32 <+ijon> are chickens
11:32 <+ijon> and pigs
11:32 <+TerminusEst13> SO MANY FUCKING CHAINGUNNERS
11:32 <+ijon> wait
11:32 <+TerminusEst13> YOU LIED TO ME IJON
11:33 <+ijon> they changed that?
11:33 <+Tux[Qyou]> nazis are chickens and pigs?
11:33 <+ijon> he changed that?
11:33 <+ijon> OH FOR
11:33 <+Tux[Qyou]> there are rapid fire monsters that instantly rape
11:33 <+ijon> god dammit
11:33 <+ijon> they aren't pigs anymore
11:33 <+ijon> they're more
11:33 <+ijon> fucking
11:33 <+ijon> instarape chaingunners
11:34 <+ijon> 16: Fire the BFG.
11:34 <+ijon> Keep firing it.
11:34 <+ijon> Notice how it's automatic?
11:34 <+ijon> Notice that balance flying out the window?
11:34 <+TerminusEst13> I still love that
11:34 <+TerminusEst13> half of Duke's weapons are stolen from that one Duke Nukem 3D mod.
11:34 <+TerminusEst13> That I forget the name of, apparently it wasn't War of Attrition.
11:34 <+ijon> 17: Scuba gear.
11:34 <+ijon> In Doom.
11:34 <+ijon> WHAT.
11:34 <+TerminusEst13> Wait, Scuba Gear? Where?
11:35 <+ijon> I just had it replace a blursphere
11:35 <+ijon> and yeah, it's to prevent drowning
11:35 <+Tux[Qyou]> oh goood
11:35 <+ijon> >going underwater in doom
11:35 <+ijon> >stop hallucinating
11:35 <+Tux[Qyou]> he didn't make it spread horizontally
11:35 <+Tux[Qyou]> he made it spread like ssg
11:35 <+Tux[Qyou]> and the main fire is slow as fuck
11:35 <+TerminusEst13> ijon: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgeMqBeMDxQ This was the mod I was talking about.
11:36 <+TerminusEst13> Original weapon graphics.
11:36 <+TerminusEst13> Look familiar?
11:36 <+ijon> I will admit though
11:36 <+ijon> blowing everything to giblets with an AUTOMATIC BFG
11:36 <+ijon> is satisfying
11:36 <+ijon> but then we have the ketchup mod
11:37 <+Tux[Qyou]> fire doomguy's doom64 chainsaw
11:37 <+Tux[Qyou]> it's sped up idle animation
11:37 <+ijon> oh, and?
11:37 <+ijon> even with my automatic bfg9000
11:37 <+ijon> chaingunners still rape me